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TimeMachineToMy13YrOldSelf-MinecraftSMP

advice for teens, emotional intelligence, hindsight, Inner child, learning from mistakes, life lessons, looking back, mental health, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, talking to your younger self, teenage advice, teenage years, time travel, TimeMachineToMy13YrOldSelfMinecraftSMP, wisdom

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8774
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3128	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	164	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6804	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll have the chance to chat with your 13-year-old self for an hour! That’s right, we’ve got time-traveling capabilities in our server, so you can give your younger self all the advice they need to survive middle school. Plus, we’ve got a secret underground base filled with talking animals and a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers wear top hats. Don’t miss out on the wacky adventures and endless possibilities on our server!

RedFlagCraft

biggest red flag, Caution, consequences, danger, denial, hindsight, ignored, intuition, mistake, Overlook, red flag alert, red flag behavior, red flag moments, red flag signs, red flag warning, red flags, RedFlagCraft, relationship, Trust, warning signs

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3182
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Ores Mined:	706
Mines Excavated:	2469	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116	Animals Bred:	12
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate red flag you won’t want to ignore!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and wacky adventures. Forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server, you’ll be battling dragons with rubber chickens and riding pigs into battle.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Nether disco party where the zombies bust out their best dance moves.

So why settle for a boring old server when you can join us for a red flag experience like no other? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare for a Minecraft journey like never before!

BeirutBoom Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Attack, Beirut, BeirutBoom, Bombing, Capital, Conflict, Crisis, explosion, hezbollah, International, Israel, lebanese, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, News, RETALIATION, Server, stronghold, Tensions, violence, War

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4579
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Void Armor Forged:	27
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
New Chunks Explored:	547449	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s lit like a firework in lebanon! we be blowin’ up buildings like israel in beirut, except it’s all in blocks and pixels. come join the fun and see if u can survive the explosions in our hezbollah stronghold! it’s gonna be a blast, literally. so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for some explosive adventures!

TurkCraft: No Israel Allowed!

Allowed, Conflict Resolution, cross-border conflict, diplomatic relations, Erdogan, Erdogan government, foreign policy, former envoy, geopolitical strategy, international politics, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, military deployment, military intervention, potential intervention, regional tensions, security concerns, TurkCraft, Turkish forces, Turkish-Israeli relations

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1290
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

so, like, this server is like the craziest place to be, man. we got Erdogan sending Turkish forces if Israel even thinks about entering Lebanon, like what even is happening, bro? join our server and witness the most epic battles between nations in Minecraft history. you’ll be like, “whoa, this is some next level stuff, dude.” plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows. like, why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this madness? come join us and experience the wildest Minecraft server ever!

HeftySpeedstersMC

driver behavior, drivers, driving behavior, heavier vehicles, HeftySpeedstersMC, larger vehicles, reckless driving, riskier behavior, road accidents, road behavior, road safety, speeding tickets, study, study findings, traffic enforcement, traffic laws, traffic violations, Transportation, vehicle size, Vehicles

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9584
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ores Mined:	2188
Star Shards Collected:	205	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Mines Excavated:	3592	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

so, liek, if u wanna join dis epic minecraft server, u gotta know dat we only accept ppl who drive HEAVY vehicles. yeh, u heard me right. we want da reckless drivers who love speedin’ and takin’ risks. if u got a bunch of speedin’ tickets, den u r our kinda player. we want u to bring dat same energy to da game, ya know? so, if u drive a big ol’ truck or a massive SUV, den u belong here. join us and let’s cause chaos together in da virtual world. let’s show dem other players how we roll, literally. come on, join us and let’s break all da rules in style.

❤️LiteRise❤️-1.12.2-1.16.5 Minecraft server

1.12.2, 1.16.5, banner, best, brother, Cases, Donate, Fly, free, Girls, Lazy, Legendary, Life, LiteRise, Minecraft, Resources, Server, Top

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8101
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Mines Excavated:	4259
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

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WHERE CAN YOU GET TOP RESOURCES OF GIRLS AND DONATE

BY COMMAND /free

d1.rioncloud.su:25000

Stealing Lives and Noodles: Pinoy/Asian Edition – A Vanilla SMP

activities, Adventure, battle, bedrock, Community, cross-platform, Discord, Edition, Entertainment, Events, Filipino, Foes, Friends, gameplay, java, Journey, lives, Mechanics, Noodles, PinoyAsian, Semi Vanilla, smp, stealing, strategy, strength, Survival, Updates, Vanilla

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3053
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4442
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Pinoy Lifesteal SMP Server Overview

Server IP	Disconnectedpe.ddns.net:2562
Version	Java x Bedrock
Discord	Join Here

Discover a world where every battle matters. Our Lifesteal SMP server offers an unparalleled survival experience with strategic gameplay and a supportive Filipino community.

Cross-Platform Play: Java and Bedrock players together.
Lifesteal Mechanics: Gain strength by overcoming your foes.
Active Pinoy Community: Engage with fellow Filipino players and make new friends.
Regular Events & Updates: Stay entertained with ongoing activities.

Don’t miss out on the adventure—join us now and start your epic journey! 🗡💖

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can I play on this server with both Java and Bedrock versions?	Yes, our server supports both Java and Bedrock players.
Is there a specific theme or gameplay mechanics unique to this server?	Our server features Lifesteal mechanics where players can gain strength by overcoming foes.
How can I join the Pinoy Lifesteal SMP server?	You can join by using the server IP: Disconnectedpe.ddns.net:2562 and also joining our Discord community.
Are there regular events and updates on the server?	Yes, we provide regular events and updates to keep players entertained and engaged.

Mad Scientist’s Lab Minecraft Server

6 parts, Artificial Intelligence, BIZARRE, breaks himself, Cloning, gender, goofy scientist, Identity, Interpretation, Lab, mad, Meaning, mind-bending, Minecraft, Mysterious, Oda, Robots, science fiction, scientists, Server, split personality, surreal, transformation, Women

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1323
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1799
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Zombie Dances:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Join our wacky Minecraft server where a goofy scientist accidentally turned himself into 6 different parts – half of them are sassy women and the other half are super cool robots! Explore this crazy world where you never know who (or what) you’ll run into next. Will you be able to help the scientist put himself back together, or will you just sit back and enjoy the chaos? Come join the fun and see what Oda really meant by this wild adventure!

SMPolympics – Minecraft SMP

2024 olympics, athletes, bmx competition, BMX Freestyle, Competition, cycling, extreme sports, Freestyle, Minecraft, Olympic athletes, olympic bmx, olympic competition, olympic events, olympic games, olympic schedule, olympics, Paris, paris 2024, Schedule, smp, SMPolympics, sports, Summer Olympics

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7286
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	14
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Forget about building boring old houses and farms, on this server, we do BMX Freestyle Edition! That’s right, you can pull off sick tricks and flips on your virtual bike while dodging creepers and zombies.

But that’s not all, folks! We also host our own Minecraft Olympics, with events like Ender Dragon Racing and Creeper Javelin Throw. And guess what? The winner gets a real-life gold medal at the Paris 2024 Olympics!

Join us now for a wild ride filled with adventure, competition, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft Olympian! Just make sure to watch out for those pesky skeletons trying to sabotage your chances of victory. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the games begin!

PupPartiesRUs

advice, aita, Apology, cold moments, Getting Over It, getting past it, good terms, hosting events, House, hurt, INPUT, left out, outside, PupPartiesRUs, sarah, service dog, Understanding, update, valid

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3881
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Animals Bred:	116
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Dimension Hops:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Because we host events outside of our virtual houses all because of a service dog!

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a service dog appears, leading you to hidden treasures and secret dungeons. This server is so wild, even Sarah from the post above would feel right at home (even if she has her cold moments).

Join us for a crazy adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a service dog and uncover the mysteries of the Minecraft universe. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!