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Momma’s Munchies – HungryCraft

AITAH, Birthday, Boundaries, Cake, Cheesecake, Communication, cupcakes, expired food, family, Food, Frustration, HungryCraft, Listening, mom, mommas, MONEY, Munchies, not eating, Preferences, retail job, Understanding, Waste

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2996
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of not getting the birthday treat you actually want! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being forced to eat cake again. Our virtual Cheesecake Factory offers free cheesecake slices for all players, because we believe in celebrating birthdays the right way.

But that’s not all – on our server, you can build your own virtual refrigerator filled with fresh, non-expired food. No more dealing with moldy leftovers or expired snacks, we only serve the best for our players. And if you ever find yourself in need of a meal, just ask your fellow gamers for some virtual food to cook up a feast.

So come on over to our server and leave the cake drama behind. We promise you won’t be the asshole in this situation, because here, we listen to our players’ preferences and make sure they have a great time. Join us now and let’s celebrate birthdays the cheesecake way!

PublicPeeveMinecraftSMP

anxiety, avoidance, awkward, Crowd, dislike, EMBARRASSING, Etiquette, fear, Insecurity, judgement, Manners, Nervous, normal thing, Performance, personal space, Phobia, Public, PublicPeeveMinecraftSMP, scrutiny, self-conscious, social anxiety, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1219
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Emeralds Found:	6862
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Are you tired of having to pretend to enjoy small talk with strangers while waiting in line at the grocery store? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can build your own grocery store and never have to deal with annoying customers again! Join us for a chance to escape the mundanity of real life and live out your wildest shopping fantasies in the safety of your own virtual world. Who needs small talk when you can just trade emeralds for carrots with your fellow players? Join us today and say goodbye to awkward public encounters forever!

NoD8NoNoNoMinecraft

Boundaries, Communication, compatibility, DATING, dealbreakers, emotional intelligence, Expectations, Honesty, NoD8NoNoNoMinecraft, personal growth, red flags, relationships, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Self Respect, self-care, toxic behaviors, Trust, VALUES

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1104
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4363
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of dating creepers and zombies in the Minecraft world? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place to find your player two! Our server is a dating paradise where you can build your love life block by block.

Join us if you’re tired of getting ghosted by Endermen or dealing with skeletons in the closet. Our community is full of players looking for love, adventure, and maybe even a diamond ring (or sword, we don’t judge).

We have a strict ‘no-no’ policy when it comes to dating on our server. No griefing hearts, no stealing kisses, and definitely no cheating with villagers. We believe in building relationships on a solid foundation of trust, respect, and plenty of redstone contraptions.

So come join us and find your Minecraft soulmate today! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with a pig and a sheep. Love is in the air, along with the smell of burning Nether portals.

ZelenskysF16Fun Minecraft Server

Air Force, aircraft, ARMS, Conflict, Defense, defense industry, Delivery, eastern europe, F-16 fighter jets, international relations, Military, Minecraft, nato, News, Politics, SECURITY, Server, shipment, Ukraine, Ukrainian president, Volodymyr Zelensky, War, ZelenskysF16Fun

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7642
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Buildings Constructed:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have f-16 fighter jets flying around like crazy! volodymyr zelensky himself confirmed it, so you know it’s legit.

imagine building your blocky house while dodging fighter jets zooming overhead. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in minecraft!

join now for the most intense and insane minecraft experience ever. who needs dragons when you have fighter jets, amirite?

MaduroCraft: Election Edition

collected, controversy, Democracy, Disputed, Edition, election, electoral fraud, Government, international community, Latin America, lost election, Maduro, MaduroCraft, opposition, Political, power struggle, Results, Show, socialist regime, south america, tallies, Venezuela, Voting

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1746
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Crops Grown:	4389

so, like, u know how Maduro was all like “i’m gonna win this election, no problem”? well turns out, the opposition was all like “nah bro, we got the receipts” and now they’re saying he actually lost. can u imagine the drama? come join our minecraft server and escape the craziness of real life politics. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds. shh, don’t tell anyone. just come join us and have a laugh at the chaos of it all.

RedeFireX

1.16.5, Adventure, Bases, Brasil, Brazil, Brazilian, Clan, Clans, Community, Fun, Gaming, Kits, Melhorservidor, Minecraft, Missions, multiplayer, ONLINE, Parkour, PvP, RedefireX, Server, Sobrevivenciapvp, Survival, Survivalpvp

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6820
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Potions Brewed:	64	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Star Shards Collected:	190	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Best survival server in Brazil!!Come and meet RedeFireX for 1.16.5count on parku system, clan, missions, bases, pvp and much more!!Enter and access the ip RedeFireX.mineserv.com

eua1.xmxcloud.net:26026

Divergent SMP: For 16+ aged players who can’t handle too much spice (Semi-Vanilla Server 1.20)

aged, application, Community, content creators, Creators, divergent, Events, Fun experience, Great, handle, java, Join, new, part, Play, Players, rules, season 6, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Server, smp, Spice, Time, Variety, Whitelist

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3606
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7591
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Potions Brewed:	140	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Divergent SMP Overview

Server Type	Community-based Java server
Features	Regular events, variety of content creators, whitelisted
Season	Season 6 (new)
Application	Required
Join Now	Check out the rules and apply!

FAQ

How do I join the server?

To join Divergent SMP, you need to fill out an application and be approved by the community.

What rules should I be aware of?

Make sure to read and follow all the rules provided by the server admins to maintain a positive gaming experience for everyone.

When are the events hosted?

The community regularly hosts events, so make sure to stay updated on the schedule through the server’s official channels.

Can I play with content creators?

Divergent SMP has a variety of content creators who play on the server, giving you the opportunity to interact and collaborate with them.

Is the server regularly updated?

The server admins strive to keep the server updated with the latest features and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

NerveCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, AUTHORITY, bancho, challenge, Confrontation, delinquent, Disrespect, high school, Identity, intimidation, Japanese culture, Manga, Minecraft, nerve, NerveCraft, ORA ORA, Respect, Server, showing respect, tough guy, walking past, Yasukuni High, Yasukuni shrine

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9620
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	5252	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	262	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Hey there, you puny Minecraft players! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by the ultimate bancho of Yasukuni High! That’s right, you better show some respect or else you’ll feel the wrath of our bancho!

Join our server for the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever experienced. Our bancho will personally guide you through epic quests and battles, making sure you never have a dull moment. And don’t even think about griefing or else you’ll have to answer to the bancho himself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, when you see the bancho coming your way, you better bow down or face the consequences!

Timmy’s Trolling Trouble: Minecraft SMP Madness

Behavior, Calling, Communication, Community, culture, firsties, forum, insults, Int, Interaction, internet, madness, mean, Minecraft, misunderstanding, nicknames, ONLINE, smp, social dynamics, teasing, thirdies, Timmy, timmys, trolling, Trouble

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2881
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Potions Brewed:	172	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Dimension Hops:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Are you tired of being called a timmy by those pesky thirdies on /int/? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, timmy is the ultimate compliment! Join us and embrace your inner timmy as you build, mine, and survive in a world where being a timmy is a badge of honor.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the firsties on our server have discovered a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly creepers. Will you be brave enough to join them on their quest for riches? Or will you be content to build the most epic timmy statue the world has ever seen?

Join our Minecraft SMP today and discover the true meaning of timmy. And remember, on our server, being a timmy is not just a title – it’s a way of life.

FamTimeLimit Minecraft Server

bachelors degree, balance, Boundaries, cleaning, Communication, education, family, family dynamics, FamTimeLimit, full-time job, future planning, Minecraft, part time job, personal development, personal growth, Priorities, quality time, relationships, responsibilities, self improvement, Server, support system, Time management

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5162
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Crops Grown:	6618
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Are you tired of spending more time with your Minecraft villagers than your own family? Join our server and escape the clutches of overbearing relatives who just won’t let you play in peace! Our server is the perfect place to prioritize your time and finally finish that virtual Bachelor’s degree you’ve been working on for 8 years. Say goodbye to daily 30-minute phone calls and endless family visits, and say hello to a clean virtual apartment and a full-time job in the Minecraft world. Don’t let your in-game future be controlled by your real-life family – join our server and take back control of your gaming destiny! #PrioritizeYourBlocks