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Crafty Creeper Massage Parlor: Where Minecraft meets relaxation and questionable inquiries!

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8860
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Divine Spears Created:	13	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Love Letters Sent:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the awkwardness of Asian Massage Parlors and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Join us for a massage-free experience like no other, where you can mine, build, and craft to your heart’s content without any funny business.

Our server is the perfect place to relax and unwind, without the pressure of getting a happy ending. We guarantee that no one will try to jack you off while you’re playing, unless you count getting jacked up on excitement from all the fun activities we have to offer!

So come join us on our server, where the only thing getting touched is your creative side. Say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Trust us, you won’t find a more relaxing and hilarious Minecraft server out there!

Raw Charms: Where There’s More Vanilla Than a Bland Ice Cream Parlor! No Blandness, Just 30 Slots of Fun!

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6906
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Villages Defended:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	mc.twotimesacharm.com:25566

TTAC is a basic vanilla server started about 2 years ago. We have an active community, filled with nice players and amazing builders. We encourage co-op on the server and players are rewarded for bringing a friend(s) on. We have a voting system which helps the server grow across several websites. TTAC is becoming bigger and better everyday! Are you the next leader? The Journey begins here.

Server Features:

Friendly Staff	World Backups	24/7	Support	No Lag
Dedicated Server	No Limits	Discord

Notes:

Spawn Protection: 100 Blocks
Worlds: Backed up daily

Server Rules (Permanent Ban):

No Hacking
No Cheating
No Exploiting
No Racism
No Lag Machines
No Threatening
No X-Ray
No Bullying
Keep Chat Clean
Don’t Be Dumb

Server Rules (Allowed):

PVP
Teaming
Unlimited Farming
Griefing
Mob Farming
Redstone Machines
Building
New Chunk Loading
Stealing
Raiding

MidlifeCraft: Where Making Friends is Still Possible!

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6668
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Divine Spears Created:	24
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

Are you tired of adulting and missing the good old days of making friends and having fun? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join our server and make friends of all ages, including fellow 30-somethings who are just as lost as you are.

Imagine a world where you can build epic structures, go on wild adventures, and engage in epic battles with other players. Who needs real-life friends when you have a whole community of gamers to bond with? Plus, with our server, you can escape the responsibilities of adulthood and embrace your inner child once again.

So why wait? Join our server now and start making new friends, exploring new worlds, and living your best virtual life. Who knows, you might even meet your new best friend while mining for diamonds or battling creepers. It’s never too late to make friends, especially in the world of Minecraft!

BlockyBanter: Where ‘Fun’ is in quotation marks

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1585
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Emeralds Found:	7897	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Well, have I got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and let me tell you, it’s like a virtual party that never stops! Need a break from the real world? Come hang out with us and build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks. Feeling competitive? Challenge your friends to a pig racing competition or see who can mine the most obsidian in 5 minutes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary chicken that lays golden eggs. Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never have a dull moment again!

Spear Me the Drama Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2953
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Votes:	233	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Void Gems Collected:	26	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Alien Abductions:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Crops Grown:	6139
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Are you tired of getting owned in Minecraft by zombies, creepers, and other players? Well, fear no more because on our server, we give all players a magical spear that guarantees victory in every battle! That’s right, with our spear in hand, you’ll be unstoppable!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with diamond-studded pigs that can fly. Yes, you read that right. Flying pigs with diamonds. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special potion that turns you into a giant chicken for 24 hours. Imagine the looks on your friends’ faces when they see you clucking around the server, towering over them in all your chicken glory.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs to lose when you have a spear, flying pigs, and giant chickens on your side?

Welcome to Goatopia – Where goats rule and you survive! 🐐🌟🏰🎮🎉 #NOSquareRootsAllowed

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6217
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Zombie Dances:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Gratopia Server Overview

Version	1.20 Java & Bedrock
Connect With	IP: gratopia.gg
Bedrock Port	19132

Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to make new friends! We hope to see you in game!

Gratopia has a ton of features but here are some of the player favorites:

Events: There’s always some type of in-game event going on. You will always have something to do when playing on Gratopia!
Player Warps: Create a custom warp that others can visit! Want to make your town and rent out spaces for new players to live? Create a playerwarp!
Custom Enchants: Vanilla enchantments are nice and all, but we all know them by now. This server has a couple custom enchants (none that are over the top) that give you something else to grind for! Type /ce
Dungeons: Gratopia has entire boss fights and custom mobs. These mobs drop items that make it possible to obtain custom gear!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I connect to the server?	You can connect using the IP address: gratopia.gg and port 19132 for Bedrock players.
Are there in-game events?	Yes, there are always in-game events happening on Gratopia for players to participate in.
What are player warps?	Player warps are custom locations created by players that others can visit. Players can create their own towns or special areas for others to explore.
What are custom enchants?	Gratopia offers custom enchantments that players can obtain through gameplay. These enchants add a new element to the game.
What can I find in dungeons?	Dungeons in Gratopia feature boss fights and custom mobs that drop items for players to obtain custom gear.

Aztecraft VS Hypixel

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9550
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Farms Harvested:	450	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6

Hypixel	Aztecraft
Large player base	Dedicated to survival and roleplay
Many game modes and minigames	Varied plugins for a unique experience
Professional and experienced staff	Focus on creating a more engaging environment
Frequent updates and events	Avoids the monotony of other servers
High quality server performance	May have a smaller player base

FAQ

What makes Hypixel stand out?

Hypixel has a large player base, many game modes, professional staff, frequent updates, and high quality server performance.

What sets Aztecraft apart from other servers?

Aztecraft is dedicated to survival and roleplay, offers varied plugins for a unique experience, focuses on creating a more engaging environment, and avoids the monotony of other servers.

Which server would be better for minigame lovers?

Hypixel would be a better choice for minigame lovers due to its many game modes and minigames.

For players looking for a more immersive experience, which server should they choose?

Aztecraft would be the preferable option for players seeking a more immersive experience with its focus on survival, roleplay, and unique plugins.

ZombieCraft: Where Everything Goes Wrong But It’s Still Fun!

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	617
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Mines Excavated:	2902	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Divine Spears Created:	26
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Love Letters Sent:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of insanity! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive griefing, epic battles between factions, and a management team that is more chaotic than a herd of chickens on roller skates.

The “Council” on our server was a complete disaster, with members constantly backstabbing each other and trying to take control of the server. And don’t even get us started on Omega’s management – they were so incompetent that they accidentally turned the entire server into a giant lava pit!

But fear not, because we have learned from their mistakes and now offer a server experience like no other. Join us if you dare, and prepare for a rollercoaster of madness and mayhem that will leave you questioning your sanity. Who needs boring old stability when you can have chaos and excitement at every turn? Join us now and see for yourself – just make sure to bring a fire extinguisher, things tend to get a little hot around here!

FilterCraft: Where even the creepers get censored!

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5130
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world filled with amateur racing car enthusiasts who do what car enthusiasts do best – race like complete amateurs!

Picture this: you’re zooming down a pixelated track in a blocky sports car, dodging obstacles like exploding creepers and flying pigs. The adrenaline rush is real, my friend. And the best part? Our amateur racers have no idea what they’re doing, so chaos and hilarity ensue at every turn.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to compete in ridiculous racing challenges like the “Chicken Crossroad Dash” or the “Enderman Slalom Showdown.” Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your inner amateur racing car enthusiast run wild. Just be prepared for some seriously LOL-worthy moments and epic fails along the way. See you on the track!

MineWatch: Digging for Victory!

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8942
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Mines Excavated:	2545
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Dimension Hops:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join now for a chance to embark on Venture’s Adventures, where you can be the hero of your own story. Watch out for the Season 10 trailer, it’s so epic it’ll make you want to jump into your computer screen!

But wait, there’s more! We have a new hero, Venture, who will blow your mind with their amazing abilities. And don’t even get me started on the Competitive rework – it’s like a whole new game! Plus, we have Clash gamemode trials and Mirrorwatch mode for some extra craziness.

And that’s not all, folks! We have a Pride Event coming up that will make you want to strut your stuff, and a Porsche Collab that will have you racing around the map in style. Oh, and did I mention the Space Ranger coming in Season 12? Yeah, it’s gonna be out of this world!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience all the insanity for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Safe Haven: Where You Can Trust People Saying It’s Safe

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4583
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Void Gems Collected:	17
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	67
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as Taylor Swift’s next political move? Look no further, because on our server, anything can happen!

Join us for a wild ride where Taylor Swift is not just a pop star, but a potential future president. That’s right, she’s secretly plotting her way to the White House, with Florida as her key to victory. With her fans in the Sunshine State ready to make it happen, Taylor could be calling the shots in the Oval Office before you know it.

But that’s not all – with shady deals, cloak and dagger tactics, and a House of Representatives showdown, this server is full of twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Will the Republicans betray Trump? Will the Democrats clean house? Will Taylor Swift become the ultimate compromise candidate? The only way to find out is to join our server and witness the chaos unfold.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s as crazy and unpredictable as a Taylor Swift presidency, come on down and see what all the hype is about. Who knows, you might just find yourself caught up in a political thriller that even Taylor herself couldn’t have dreamed up.

CraftyAnon’s LOLz Server: No. 265994802

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4967
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens! That’s right, our server is home to the legendary Pig Knight who has never lost a battle, except for that one time when he accidentally sneezed and fell off his pig. But hey, nobody’s perfect, right? Join us and experience the thrill of epic pig jousting tournaments, build your own floating castle in the sky, and maybe even discover the secret recipe for turning dirt blocks into gold! So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of our wacky and wild Minecraft world!