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| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 8323 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 28 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 8694 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 46 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 16 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, a secret underground base where we store all the diamonds we stole from the villagers. and, like, the owner of the server is actually a secret agent who goes by the name Pierre Poilievre. he’s, like, gonna trigger a non-confidence vote in the government of Trudeau cuz they won’t let him build a giant statue of a creeper in the middle of Ottawa. it’s gonna be, like, epic, man. so, like, join now before the government shuts us down for good, bro.
