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| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 9968 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 27 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, trudeau is, like, totally silent on some crazy stuff happenin’ with canadian parliamentarians, but, like, who cares about that when you can join this server and have the time of your life, man!
we got, like, diamond armor that makes you invincible, bro. you can, like, ride pigs into battle and shoot arrows out of your butt. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.
and get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. you gotta, like, solve a series of riddles to find it, but once you do, you’ll be the envy of all your friends, man.
so, like, forget about trudeau and those boring parliamentarians. come join our server and let’s have a blast together, bro!
