come join our epic minecraft server where we ban all the boring stuff like same-sex marriage and gender affirming medical treatment cuz who needs that when you can be building epic castles and fighting dragons? we don’t need no lgbt propaganda here, just good old-fashioned block building and creepers exploding in your face. join us and be part of a community that values pixelated pigs over human rights. it’s gonna be a blast, literally!
BlockyBanter LGBTQ-Free Zone
LGBTQ+ Land Minecraft Server
so, like, imagine a minecraft server where you can build rainbow houses and have unicorns as pets, but then georgia’s parliament is all like “no way, we ban all that lgbt propaganda!” but we’re like, nah bro, come join our server and spread the love and rainbows everywhere! who needs parliament when you can have a virtual world full of glitter and sparkles? join us and let’s show georgia what real fun looks like! #minecraftpride #unicornsforever 🌈🦄PatrioticCraft: Romanian Delivery
so, like, this server is like the craziest place to be, man. we got romanian parliament approving patriot system delivery to ukraine, like what even is that? but hey, if you join our server, you’ll get to experience all the wildness and chaos firsthand.imagine fighting off mobs with patriot missiles, or building your own parliament building out of blocks. who knows, maybe you’ll even become the president of ukraine in our virtual world.
come join us for a truly unique and insane minecraft experience. you won’t regret it, dude.
RuskyBannedCraft
So, like, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like Ukraine’s parliament banning Russian-affiliated religious organizations? Yeah, that’s how crazy awesome this server is!Join us for some epic adventures and build the craziest structures you can imagine. We’ve got unicorns roaming around, dragons breathing fire, and even a secret underground disco where the creepers like to bust a move.
But wait, there’s more! Our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family of llamas wearing top hats. We host weekly events like llama racing, chicken jousting, and even a dance-off with the Ender Dragon.
So come on, join us on this wild ride and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs Russian-affiliated religious organizations when you’ve got a Minecraft server like this? Let’s get crafting, baby!
CraftyKids: Legalize Love!
LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE MAKE CHILD MARRIAGE LEGAL IN IRAQ YOLO.WE GOT CREEPERS GETTING MARRIED TO SKELETONS, ZOMBIES SWIPING RIGHT ON VILLAGERS, AND ENDERMEN PROPOSING WITH DIAMOND BLOCKS.
COME JOIN THE WEDDING MADNESS AND BUILD YOUR OWN CHILD BRIDE CASTLE.
ONLY ON OUR SERVER CAN YOU EXPERIENCE THE WACKY WEDDING SHENANIGANS OF MINECRAFT.
SO HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE THE PARLIAMENT CHANGES THEIR MIND AND BANS CHILD MARRIAGE AGAIN.
SEE YOU AT THE ALTAR, MINECRAFTERS! 🤣👰🤵🎮
BlockyRainbowFun
so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so wild, it makes bulgaria’s parliament look tame? well, do i have the server for you! we’re like the vazrazhdane party of minecraft servers, except instead of outlawing lgbt propaganda, we outlaw boring gameplay!join us and experience the thrill of building insane structures, battling crazy mobs, and maybe even finding a secret portal to a land of rainbow unicorns (not guaranteed, but a girl can dream, right?).
our community is like a big, dysfunctional family that’s always ready to welcome new members with open arms (and maybe a few pranks along the way). so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see why we’re the most talked about minecraft server this side of the nether!
Minecraft Server: NoMutilationZone
so, liek, u want a minecraft server that is LIT AF? well, u gotta join dis server cuz it is da BOMB DIGGITY, bro. we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha.u know how in real life, u can’t do crazy stuff like female genital mutilation? well guess what, on dis server, u can do WHATEVER u want. want to build a giant statue of a potato? GO FOR IT. want to ride a llama into battle? HELL YEAH.
we also have secret treasure chests hidden all over the map with diamonds and emeralds and all dat good stuff. and if u find the ULTIMATE treasure chest, u get a real life unicorn delivered to ur house. no joke.
so what are u waiting for? join dis server and let the craziness begin! oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows? yeah, it’s pretty epic.
MinecraftFemFataleBanGone
come join our minecraft server where we reject boring stuff like banning female genital mutilation! we are all about crazy adventures and wild times in the virtual world! build giant statues of genitalia, explore hidden caves filled with treasure, and battle evil mobs with your friends! who needs a boring parliament when you can join us and have the time of your life! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!Minecraft Server: NoFemGenMutilBan
LOL come join our Minecraft server where we reject all the boring stuff like banning female genital mutilation in Gambia parliament! our speaker says it’s all about the crazy adventures and building epic structures in the game. Plus, who needs boring laws when you can be mining diamonds and fighting off creepers? Join us for a wild ride where anything goes, just like in Gambia parliament!BorderBlock Minecraft Server
lol imagine if finland’s parliament was actually just a bunch of minecraft players voting on whether to change the border laws of their server. like, 167 players were like “yeah let’s build a giant wall around spawn to keep out the creepers” and only 31 were like “nah let’s keep it open so we can trade with the villagers”.join our minecraft server where we have the most epic border laws that will make your head spin. build a wall, build a moat, build a lava pit if you want. the possibilities are endless! plus, we have a secret underground tunnel system that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and emeralds.
come join us and be part of the most chaotic parliament in minecraft history. who knows, you might even become the president of our server and make all the crazy border law changes you want. just watch out for those pesky endermen trying to steal your votes. it’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll in minecraft parliament land.