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Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 2924 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 18 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 6 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 493 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 | Rune Stones Activated: | 4 |
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground lair where you can find the rarest diamonds and emeralds. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a chest full of enchanted golden apples.
oh, and did i mention our custom mini-games? we have spleef tournaments where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. and our parkour course is so insane, it’ll make you question your sanity.
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of your life. plus, we don’t charge for hospital parking. because that’s just emotional blackmail, amirite?