parkour jesus – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

BabyBlockParty

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Are you tired of being forced to leave your precious Minecraft pets behind when joining a server? Well, look no further because our server welcomes all your furry friends with open arms! We even have a special pet-friendly zone where your animals can roam free and interact with other players’ pets.

But that’s not all! We understand the struggles of traveling to faraway lands in Minecraft, so we offer free teleportation services to all our players. No need to worry about getting lost or having to walk for hours to reach your destination – just teleport there in an instant!

And if you’re feeling a bit anxious about exploring new places in the game, don’t worry – our server is filled with friendly and helpful players who will guide you every step of the way. You’ll never feel alone or overwhelmed on our server!

So come join us and experience the most inclusive and welcoming Minecraft server out there. Leave your worries behind and embark on a crazy adventure with us!

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PrettifulCraft Minecraft Server

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Have you ever heard of a Minecraft server so beautiful, it’ll make your eyes water with joy? Well, let me introduce you to a server that goes by the name of… drumroll… Steve’s Sparkly Unicorn Adventure Land! Yes, you heard that right. This server is like a magical unicorn frolicking through a field of glitter and rainbows.

Why should you join this fantastical server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Steve’s Sparkly Unicorn Adventure Land and their life was forever changed. They built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks, rode on rainbow-colored horses, and even discovered a secret portal to a dimension where pigs could fly. True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! If you join this server, you’ll also get a pet dragon that farts out fireworks, a house that cleans itself, and a personal butler named Sir Fancy Pants. Plus, every full moon, a magical disco party is held in the enchanted forest where even the creepers bust a move.

So what are you waiting for? Come join Steve’s Sparkly Unicorn Adventure Land and experience a Minecraft journey like no other. Trust me, your inner child will thank you.

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BlockyBanterCraft

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Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle against an army of evil chickens!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground city filled with diamond-encrusted pigs who will trade you rare items for a single potato. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary disco sheep party where they drop enchanted golden carrots like it’s nobody’s business.

So why wait? Join now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! And remember, on our server, anything is possible, even if it defies all logic and reason. Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

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CraftyQueens: Not Your Average Players

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come join our epic minecraft server where bisexual women rule the land with their wild and crazy personalities! they are like straight dudes but with a flair for the dramatic and a love for casual hookups. you won’t find this kind of chaos anywhere else, trust us. plus, the dark personality traits add a whole new level of excitement to the game. it’s like playing with a bunch of villains, but in a fun way. and don’t worry, if you’re not into the whole bisexual women thing, there’s still plenty of room for everyone else. it’s a wild ride from start to finish, so come join us and see what all the fuss is about!

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Galantis

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MaterialDesire-Free Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your entire existence? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of existential crises and questionable life choices.

Imagine a world where your entire family dies and you’re left with nothing but a cashier job in the shittiest part of town. That’s basically what our server is like, but with a twist – you get to build your own virtual house and live out your wildest dreams of mediocrity.

Why work towards promotions and saving money when you can just chill, shitpost, listen to music, and watch movies all day on our server? Who needs ambitions or goals when you can escape reality in the most absurd way possible?

So if you’re a 20-year-old questioning your life choices and wondering if you should quit your job, come join us for a virtual experience that will make you feel better about your own questionable decisions. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of sarcasm!

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LivsCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a boring old mark in the wrestling world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where Liv Morgan herself will personally prank call you and challenge you to a build-off in our virtual ring! Watch out though, she’s a master at crafting diamond pickaxes and she’s not afraid to use them. Join now for a chance to show Liv who the real champ is in the world of blocks and pixels!

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SwipeCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of swiping left on boring dating apps? Well, get ready to swipe right on our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because we have a community of players who are all looking for their perfect blocky match!

Join us and find your soulmate while building epic structures together. Who needs a dating app when you can find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical that it has brought together long-lost siblings who were separated at birth.

So what are you waiting for? Swipe right on our Minecraft server and let the love (and creepers) flow!

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GOPCraft2025: Fearless & Fun!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make your heart race? Look no further than our server, where even Republicans aren’t scared of Project 2025! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden portal on our server. Little did they know, this portal led them to a futuristic world in the year 2025. But instead of flying cars and robot butlers, they were greeted by an army of zombie villagers riding on giant chickens. The players had to band together and fight off the zombie villagers with nothing but their wits and diamond swords.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures. Legend has it that anyone who finds the bunker will be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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Tourist Soaked Server

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LOL come join our minecraft server where we spray visitors with water guns like in Barcelona! Our residents are protesting the crazy amount of tourists by soaking them in water! It’s a wet and wild time on our server, you won’t believe the chaos! Join now for a splash-tastic adventure!

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