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PekoCraft: Where Pekomama rules and creepers drool

Admiration, adoration, Affection, attachment, care, CREEPERS, devotion, Drool, emotion, Enchantment, endearment, feeling, Fondness, infatuation, love, Obsession, Passion, PekoCraft, Pekomama, rules, sentiment, sentimentality, tenderness, warmth

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7421
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Void Armor Forged:	18	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Runes Activated:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Divine Scrolls Written:	18

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is to worship the mighty Pekomama! Who is Pekomama, you ask? Well, legend has it that Pekomama is a giant chicken who roams the lands of Minecraft, blessing players with LEGENDARY loot and EPIC adventures.

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to embark on quests to find the rarest items in all of Minecraft, all while evading the wrath of the evil Chicken King who is jealous of Pekomama’s power. But fear not, for Pekomama will always protect those who are loyal to her!

Not convinced yet? How about this – every full moon, Pekomama herself descends from the heavens to host a massive dance party where players can show off their best dance moves and win AMAZING prizes. And rumor has it that if you impress Pekomama enough, she will grant you one wish!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the LEGEND of Pekomama! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty RPG Haters

bad for brain, bad for health, Combat, coombrainers, Crafty, DO NOT BUY, do not play, harem, hate thread, Haters, IMPOSSIBLE, Jrpg, obtuse char build systems, poorly written, press x, retarded, RPG, voice acted

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	439
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Towns Built:	10
Buildings Constructed:	27	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee that you will never turn into a “retarded coombrainer” like those JRPG players! Join us and avoid suffering through poorly written dialogue and voice acting while trying to start a harem (unless that’s your thing, no judgment here). Our server has obtuse char build systems that are actually fun to navigate, and combat that involves more than just pressing X. Say goodbye to JRPGs and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft!

Crafty Karen’s Crazy Minecraft Server

conspiracy theories, controversial topics, Crafty, crazy, current events, elected officials, extremism, Giddy, INSANE, Jews, Karens, lefty, Minecraft, online behavior, POL, Politics, russians, Server, social media, STRINGS, twitter, war funding, white women, wrong, WTF

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7485
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the war funding is flowing like lava and the Russians are causing more chaos than a creeper in a TNT shop! Join us if you want to see elected officials being puppeteered by Russians more than /pol/ thinks the Jews are behind everything. It’s a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories and explosive surprises. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Crafty Warlords – Conquer and LOL with ‘/gsg/’

Alternative Flag Pack, Aulus Hirtius, Battle of Mutina, Battle of San Jacinto, Conquer, Crafty, Crimeamod, Empire, Ending Extension Mod, EU4, EU5, grand strategy, gsg, Historical Project Mod Plus, History, HOI3, Lisbon Massacre, lol, Mark Antony, Mods, Niggermod, Rome, Romulus, Spanish-American War, Texas Revolution, Unfucked HPM, v2, Vic 3, vietnam war, Warlords

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7753
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further, join our server and experience the wildest adventures ever!

Imagine building your empire in Minecraft while discussing the downfall of Vic 3 and EU5 with fellow gamers. This server is where history buffs and Minecraft enthusiasts collide in the most epic way possible.

On this day in history, Romulus founded Rome and you can create your own epic city on our server. Battle like Mark Antony and Aulus Hirtius in the Battle of Mutina, or lead your troops to victory like Sam Houston in the Battle of San Jacinto.

But wait, there’s more! Our server offers a random country picker for when you can’t decide where to start your Minecraft journey. And with mods like the Niggermod and Crimeamod, you’ll never run out of new ways to play.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs Vic 3 when you have our server to keep you entertained for hours on end?

SleeplessCraft – where your future girlfriend is building a bedrock mansion

Abuse, Awareness, bedrock, building, Corrupted, Future, future girlfriend, Girlfriend, healing, Justice, MANSION, mental health, night, older men, Prevention, Recovery, relationships, Sleep, SleeplessCraft, Support, survivors, Therapy, Trauma, Trust, violated, young age

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6307
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ores Mined:	4575	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting violated is your sense of reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, outrageous builds, and unbelievable shenanigans!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of angry llamas stampede through your base, knocking everything in their path. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of zombie pigmen who just want to dance the night away.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for glory and bragging rights. And let’s not forget about the Pixel Art Gallery, where players showcase their artistic skills by creating masterpieces out of blocks.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a Minecraft server this wild and wacky?

Daddy’s Minecraft Meltdown

consequences, Daddys, DAUGHTER, EMBARRASSMENT, family, Father, Imagine, judgment, Meltdown, Minecraft, Morals, online behavior, parental disapproval, privacy, regret, reputation, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, shame, social media, upbringing, VALUES

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6310
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Mines Excavated:	2425
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Enchantments Applied:	218
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have That’s someone’s daughter ffs as our motto! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low in the club! – Our diamond pickaxes are so sharp, they can cut through the drama faster than you can say “creeper, oh man!” – The villagers in our server are so sassy, they make the Kardashians look like amateurs! – Our PvP arena is so intense, it’s like a royal rumble with Ender Dragons!

So come join us on That’s someone’s daughter ffs Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of scandal. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky skeletons – they’re always up to no good!

TrainWreckCraft: Where Modern Polish Trains Go to Ghana

accident, Asian companies, BREAKING, Business, China, Competition, dependence, ghana, Honesty, long term, MODERN, modern Polish train, Polish, Polish trains, Rail, scratching, Sell, train testing, Trains, TrainWreckCraft, Truck

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2458
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Gods Slained:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where anything is possible!

Join us as we embark on a journey to sell modern Polish trains to Ghana and free them from their dependence on China. Watch as Asian companies get mad at our success and try to sabotage our train testing.

Witness the drama unfold as an (Asian-made) truck is accidentally left on the rails, only to be survived by our indestructible Polish train. Who knew that Polish trains don’t break in half after a light scratching like Asian stuff?

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of this ridiculous adventure! Who knows what other crazy schemes we’ll come up with next!

MainstreamCraft: Where even your grandma is a pro gamer

#gamer, fanbase, game analysis, game criticism, game design, game developers, game development, game evolution, game industry, Game Mechanics, game perception, game popularity, game reception, game reception trends, game success, game trends, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming phenomenon, gaming trends, Grandma, Mainstream, MainstreamCraft, PRO

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6332
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	43	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Secret Passages Found:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Runes Activated:	0

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft server that was so LEGENDARY, even the creepers were shaking in their pixelated boots. People from all over the world flocked to this server, drawn in by the promise of UNLIMITED DIAMONDS and ENDLESS ADVENTURES.

But that’s not all! Our server is so amazing that even the devs themselves are scratching their heads in confusion. They can’t understand how we got so popular, but hey, who cares when you’re having this much fun, am I right?

So come join us on this wild ride of block-building madness, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server in existence – join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Crafty Nazis: Building a Reich in Minecraft

building, controversy, Crafty, current events, debate, dictator, discussion, History, hitler, internet, Minecraft, Nazis, News, Propaganda, Reich, social media, trending, trending hashtags, trending news, trending topics, trending tweets, twitter, viral, viral posts, world war II

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4434
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	New Chunks Explored:	274437
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Zombie Dances:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because on this server, you can ride LLAMAS into battle and fight off hordes of evil RAINBOW SHEEP with your trusty diamond sword!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary DANCING CREEPER that will boogie down with you while you mine for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret DIAMOND CHICKEN that lays golden eggs!

Join now and embark on a wild adventure filled with MAGIC, MAYHEM, and MINECRAFT MADNESS! Don’t miss out on the craziest server in town!

Pineal Gland Pals Minecraft Server

brain chemistry, brain function, Childhood, emotional well being, Gland, Happiness, happiness as a child, happiness levels, happiness research, melatonin production, mental health, Minecraft, neurology, PALS, Pineal, pineal gland, pineal gland activation, pineal gland calcification, pineal gland decalcification, pineal gland function, pineal gland health, pineal gland meditation, serotonin levels, Server

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5636
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Buildings Constructed:	31
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Gods Slained:	1

Welcome to our totally not sketchy at all Minecraft server where all your wildest dreams can come true!

Join us and experience a world where your pineal gland is ALIVE and kicking! Say goodbye to adult responsibilities and hello to building epic structures and battling dragons with your fellow players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to have a secret potion that can resurrect your pineal gland and bring back your inner childlike joy. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s embark on this crazy journey together. Who knows, you might even discover the true meaning of life while mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers.