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DadRescue Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7126
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	848
Star Shards Collected:	158	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Farms Harvested:	244
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my dad’s time management skills? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like missing a train to a car show!

Experience the thrill of trying to park in a reserved spot, only to realize the regular lot is on the other side of the road! Will you make it to the train on time or will you be left behind like poor OP?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for heated arguments with your family members over missed trains and blame games! Will you be called selfish for not wanting to spend the day with someone who can’t even be on time?

Join our server now and experience the chaos and madness of family outings gone wrong! Who needs a car show when you can have all the drama right here in Minecraft?

/Mine/Craft/SMP/ – Minecraft SMP Mastermind

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2761
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Dimension Hops:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Animals Bred:	42	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Yo, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft SMP? It’s like a wild adventure where you can team up with Chasca, the Feather-Fletched Peace, and Ororon, the Elusive and Unfathomable Hues. These characters are straight up legends in the game, bringing love, peace, and some serious mystical vibes to the server.

And get this, there’s this event called “Claw Convoy” happening right now, where you can join forces with other players to take on epic challenges and score some sweet loot. Plus, the current character banner includes Chasca, Lyney, Ororon, Sucrose, and Barbara – talk about a dream team!

But wait, there’s more! You can snag some daily check-in rewards just for logging in, and there are redeemable codes floating around that’ll hook you up with Primogems. And if you need some help navigating this crazy world, there are links to wikis, simulators, maps, character builds, and even a /gig/ friendlist to keep you in the loop.

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride with Chasca, Ororon, and a crew of legendary characters. It’s gonna be epic, trust me.

CraftyVShojo+ Minecraft Server

Akatsuki D Hotaru, Apricot, CraftyVShojo, dedicated Henya discussion, dedicated Kson discussion, dedicated Mouse discussion, extended member discussion, former member discussion., froot, geega, hajime, haruka, haruka karibu, henya, Henya THe Genius, Hestia, Hestia Happiness, Hime, Hime Hajime 1570, Hotaru, iron mouse, K9 Kuro, kson, Kson Souchou, kuro, Mata, matara kan, mel, MICHI, Michi Mochievee, Minecraft, Mouse, Nagi, NagIsekaied, Peke, Peke Is Peak, projekt melody, Server, shoot shoot bang bang, Subnautica, valo, vshojo, VShojo official channels, Vtubers, zen, zentreya

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2711
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	20	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	136	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is like a virtual playground filled with VShojo and vtubers who are always up to some crazy shenanigans.

Join us as we watch Mouse play Subnautica, but don’t worry, she’s only 6 hours in so there’s plenty of time to catch up! Hotaru is also live, playing with a hot dog model that Michi got her – you won’t believe the madness that ensues.

And if you’re in the mood for some shoot shoot bang bang action, Nagi is here to satisfy your gaming cravings with some Valo gameplay. It’s a wild ride on our server, so buckle up and get ready for some epic adventures.

Our VShojo crew is a bunch of lovable goofballs who will keep you entertained for hours on end. From Froot to Zen, each member brings their own unique flair to the server. And don’t forget to check out our official channels for even more craziness!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world of virtual mayhem. See you there!

Seattle Area Anons Minecraft SMP

Anons, ANONYMOUS, AREA, Chat, city, Community, Connect, discussion, forum, Friends, Gathering, local ], Meetup, Minecraft, Network, Pacific Northwest, PNW, Residents, seattle, Seattle area, smp, Socialize, Urban, Washington

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4599
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the Seattle area anons out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and diamond-encrusted creepers. They fought valiantly, using nothing but enchanted potatoes as weapons, and emerged victorious, their pockets overflowing with riches. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of llamas who control the economy, a roller coaster made entirely out of obsidian, and a hidden treasure map that leads to a portal to the Nether. And did I mention that our server is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris? Yeah, you heard that right.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure in the world of Minecraft, come join us on our server and become part of the craziest community of Seattle area anons you’ll ever meet! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Kickstarter Craze Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1697
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Are you tired of wasting your hard-earned money on terrible games? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! We promise that you won’t be putting $300 into a kickstarterworst game ever again when you join us.

Our server is so epic that it will make you forget all about that horrible game you wasted your money on. We have magical unicorns roaming around, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and even a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about our annual llama racing competition. It’s a real nail-biter!

So come on over to our Minecraft server and leave all your gaming regrets behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unlike that kickstarterworst game).

The Aqua Thirst Quencher Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6709
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the art of creativity in the most unconventional ways! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic structures while also learning the best methods for disposing of bodily fluids.

Our community is filled with players who have mastered the art of using empty water bottles for…unique purposes. Need to get rid of a big load? No problem, just grab a bottle and let it rip! Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, creativity, and of course, some questionable decisions involving bodily fluids. Trust us, you won’t find an experience like this anywhere else!

Blocky Madness Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6387
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Gods Slained:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and witness the majestic sight of flying pigs soaring through the sky. And that’s not all – our server is also home to the elusive Creeper King, who grants wishes to those brave enough to challenge him to a dance-off.

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you could be part of our wacky and wonderful Minecraft world? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

Piggy Supreme Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9726
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Welcome to /bara/ – Total Pigger Supremacy Edition! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where pigs are just regular farm animals? Well, on our server, pigs reign supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with piggy shenanigans and bacon-filled adventures.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of pigs banded together and took over the entire server, declaring themselves the rulers of the land. Now, players must navigate through a world where pigs call the shots and bacon is the currency of choice.

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join us on /bara/ and show those power-hungry pigs who’s boss. Build epic structures, battle fierce pig warriors, and maybe even forge alliances with the rebellious cows and sheep who seek to overthrow their swine overlords.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on /bara/ – Total Pigger Supremacy Edition and experience a Minecraft server like never before. Who knew pigs could be so entertaining?

Come on everyone for the sake of the Minecraft server

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2198
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Enchantments Applied:	150
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

The server may be different, who knows, I wish everyone a pleasant rest on your server

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Crafty Dawntrail Minecraft Server

Casual CC, Community, Crafty, Curse of the Wereviera, DAWNTRAIL, Empyreum Ward, Events, Final Fantasy, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Gaming, General Maintenance, Linkshells, Marilith, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Patch 7.1, patch notes, Resources, Server, Sunday Bunday, Wereviera, wolf’s den, XIV, Zalera

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	444
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Dragon Scales Harvested:	499	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our latest update, Maintenance Edition 7.1, brings you more excitement than a creeper in a TNT shop. Explore new resources, join Free Companies, and Linkshells that will have you shouting “Ender Dragon who?”

But that’s not all, folks! Join us for our future meetups and events that will blow your mind faster than a creeper explosion. On December 1st, we have SUNDAY BUNDAY – CURSE OF THE WEREVIERA, where you’ll battle creatures more terrifying than a pack of zombie pigmen. And on December 7th, join our Casual CC meet up at Zalera, Wolfs Den, where you’ll have more laughs than a villager trying to trade with a player.

Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever experience! Last episode had more plot twists than a game of Skyblock, so you know you’re in for a wild ride. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!

The Netherworld Order is Lame Minecraft SMP

controversy, EMBARRASSMENT, Entertainment, Kevin Nash, Lame, Minecraft, Netherworld, not cool, nwo, Order, Phineas Godwinn, Pro Wrestling, professional wrestlers, Rib, Rock-a-Billy, Scott Hall, scripted, smp, Sport, Storyline, tag team, WCW, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8440
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Runes Activated:	6
Emeralds Found:	4513	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Magic Items Found:	2945
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take building and mining to a whole new level…literally! Our server is so epic, even the NWO would be jealous. We’ve got crazy factions like the Rock-a-Billy gang facing off against the wild Phineas Godwinn crew. And let’s not forget about our secret underground wrestling ring where players can settle their beefs in the most epic way possible. So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a WWE match, then come join us and show off your mining skills…or wrestling moves, we don’t judge!