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CrayonParkingDisaster
poor coordination, parking difficulties, disorganized individuals, CrayonParkingDisaster, lack of organizationlol come join our minecraft server if u suck at parking cuz maybe u were just too busy tryna keep ur crayons in line. we got crayon-themed builds and parking lot challenges that will make u rethink ur life choices. plus, rumor has it that if u can park perfectly, u unlock a secret crayon kingdom where u can rule as the crayon king or queen. so come on, what u waiting for? crayon chaos awaits u on our server! -
Hygiene Queen Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of wandering around a world filled with stinky vaginas? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us on a wild adventure where we fight against the Cunt Crisis and rid the land of foul odors.Embark on quests to find the legendary Soap of Purity, battle against evil mobs who reek of fishy smells, and learn the ancient art of Vaginal Hygiene from our wise elders. Together, we can cleanse the world of smelly vaginas and restore peace and harmony to our beloved server.
So come on, don’t let your love life be ruined by stinky genitals any longer! Join our Minecraft SMP today and be a part of the epic quest to save the world from the horrors of vaginal odor. Trust us, it’s going to be a wild ride!
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HouseParty Minecraft Server
So, you’re looking for a new place to escape the drama and chaos of real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server!Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind, like that time my wife ran off to an Airbnb and demanded a divorce because I wouldn’t move out of the house fast enough for her liking. Who needs that kind of negativity when you can be building epic castles and battling creepers instead?
Forget about commuting drama and guilt trips, on our server, the only thing you’ll be commuting to is the nearest village to trade with villagers for rare items. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never have to worry about someone stealing your diamonds or griefing your builds.
So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life troubles at the door. Who needs a wife when you have a diamond sword, am I right?
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ResearchRookie
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can expand your knowledge base without getting in trouble with your wife? Look no further! Join our server where questioning everything is not only allowed, but encouraged!We have a community of players who love to fact-check and research everything, from the best mining techniques to the history of creepers. Our server is the perfect place to satisfy your curiosity and learn new things, all while dodging the wrath of your significant other.
So come join us and never feel guilty about googling again! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they’ll make your wife forget all about your research habits.
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AquaAlchemy Minecraft SMP
OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because like, you can turn water into ANY drink you want! Like, imagine just sippin’ on a potion of swiftness or a milkshake whenever you want. It’s like magic, but in Minecraft!And get this, there’s a secret underground base where all the legendary players hang out. They have a pet dragon that breathes fire made of diamonds and they ride around on flying pigs. It’s like a dream come true, but in blocky form.
Plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a friendly Enderman. I heard someone wished for a house made entirely of cake and it actually came true!
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the possibilities are endless and the laughs never stop. Just remember, always bring your sense of humor and a stack of golden carrots for good luck. Let’s do this, gamers! 🤪🎮🐷🔥
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BlockBinge
Are you addicted to building pixelated masterpieces? Do you find yourself dreaming in blocks and creepers? Then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have a secret potion that will make your builds 10 times more epic and your diamonds sparkle like disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to epic build battles. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the addiction begin! -
GreenlandCraft: Trump’s Shopping Spree!
LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE TRUMP TRYNA BUY GREENLAND BUT INSTEAD WE GONNA BUY CANADA AND THE PANAMA CANAL HAHAHA. JOIN US IF U WANNA BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST LAND DEALS IN MINECRAFT HISTORY. BUILD YOUR OWN WALLS AND MAKE DEALS WITH OTHER PLAYERS TO TAKE OVER THE WHOLE MAP. WHO NEEDS GREENLAND WHEN U CAN HAVE CANADA, AMIRITE? COME JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY! -
Sibling Rivalry Rescue
so, like, u know how middle children always get the short end of the stick? well, not on our server, bro! we LOVE middle children here, they’re like the unsung heroes of the family, always keepin’ the peace and stuff. join our server and be treated like the royalty u are, middle child! plus, we did a study and found out that middle children are more cooperative than their siblings, so, like, u know it’s gonna be a chill vibe on our server. come join the fun and be part of the middle child revolution! -
CookieCraft SMP
CookieCraft SMP Overview
Type Semi-Vanilla Survival Version 1.21.1 Features Active community, player shops, land claim system, Discord, server events, and more! Join Java play.cookiecraftsmp.com Join Bedrock bedrock.cookiecraftsmp.com:25565 Discord https://discord.com/invite/SSr7ZjwJk7 FAQ
Q: Is there a whitelist to join the server?
A: No, there is no whitelist. You can join the server directly.
Q: Are there any server events?
A: Yes, there are server events including giveaways, holiday celebrations, mini games, and more.
Q: Can I use /rtp to find a building spot?
A: Yes, all players can use /rtp to find their perfect building spot.
Q: Is there a player economy on the server?
A: Yes, there are player shops and a custom server currency to buy items.
Q: How often is the End reset?
A: The End is reset monthly, providing new end cities and chances to get the dragon egg.