Parking Minecraft Servers

Parking Minecraft Servers

  • SpotSnatcher Minecraft Server

    SpotSnatcher Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/600 Votes: 4099
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 18 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Buildings Constructed: 35
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your neighborhood cul-de-sac? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of parking wars, neighborly disputes, and passive-aggressive notes – all in the virtual world of Minecraft!

    Forget about building epic structures or exploring vast landscapes, the real fun is in navigating the complex social dynamics of our server. Will you be the one to claim the coveted parking spot next to the virtual grocery store, or will you face the wrath of entitled neighbors who believe they own the pixelated pavement?

    Join now and experience the ultimate test of diplomacy and conflict resolution skills. Who needs dragons and zombies when you have feuding neighbors and passive-aggressive notes to keep you on your toes? Don’t miss out on the drama – join our server today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HandiCraft Minecraft Server

    HandiCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/400 Votes: 2484
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 3 Magic Items Found: 2813
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Mines Excavated: 4215 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5 Dimension Hops: 13
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Last night I went out for a virtual dinner on our Minecraft server and when I logged in, I found a prime spot right by the spawn point. I joined my friend for some mining and crafting, but when it was time to log off, I was in for a surprise.

    I returned to my virtual car to find three players waiting by it, one of them wielding a diamond sword. They asked if it was my car, and when I said yes, they accused me of parking in a handicap space. I told them there must be a mistake as there was no pixelated sign or block to indicate it was a handicap space.

    To prove my point, I got in my virtual car and backed it up. If it was indeed a handicap space, then the pixelated painting on the ground had faded and was unrecognizable (especially in the dark caves of Minecraft). They replied that the spot had always been reserved parking, even before the server was used for building.

    If it was clearly evident that it was a handicap space, I would certainly have never parked there, but come on, it’s Minecraft! Join our server for some crazy adventures and ridiculous parking disputes. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ConcertNoFriendNoGo

    ConcertNoFriendNoGo
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    Players: 101/800 Votes: 5159
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 21
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Potions Brewed: 174
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Come join our Minecraft server where you will never feel excluded or left out like this poor soul at a concert! We promise not to leave you stranded like a solo driver at a concert parking lot. Our server is like a big happy family where everyone is included and welcomed with open arms, unlike some so-called friends out there.

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about being the odd one out or feeling like you don’t belong. We have a vibrant community of players who are always ready to welcome new members with open arms. No cliques here, just good old-fashioned fun and friendship.

    So why drive solo to a boring concert when you can join our epic Minecraft server and be a part of something truly special? Say goodbye to exclusion and hello to endless adventures and laughter. Join us today and let the good times roll!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LineParkLulz

    LineParkLulz
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    Players: 100/100 Votes: 3200
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 10 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 43 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where parking etiquette is taken to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of finding the perfect spot next to the store, only to have a wild encounter with a car parked on the line. Will they ding your car? Will you be blamed for their poor parking skills? Only one way to find out!

    But that’s not all – our server is filled with mini-games inspired by this epic parking saga. Test your skills in the “Close Call Door Squeeze” challenge or try your luck in the “Line Parking Showdown”. Who knew parking could be so exhilarating in the world of Minecraft?

    So come on over and join us for a wild ride of parking drama and outrageous encounters. Who needs boring old parking lots when you can have this much fun in our Minecraft server? See you there!

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  • Parking Lot to Building Minecraft Server

    Parking Lot to Building Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/800 Votes: 5521
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 18 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 42 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Emeralds Found: 9003 Mythical Quests Completed: 18
    Mines Excavated: 4224 Ether Blades Crafted: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the nogs in full thug apparel can’t stop you from having a good time! Cut through grass like a pro to avoid any unwanted interactions, just like in real life! Join us for the most epic adventures and outrageous stories that will have you laughing all night long! Who needs sleep when you can be part of this crazy and hilarious community?! Join now and experience the madness for yourself! 😜🎮 #MinecraftMadness

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyFriendz Minecraft Server

    CraftyFriendz Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/100 Votes: 9625
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 6 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Emeralds Found: 8389 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any car scratching drama like the one mentioned above! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious moments.

    Reasons to join our server: 1. No snow shoveling required – unless you want to build a snowman in-game! 2. No unexpected costs for car scratches – the only scratches you’ll see are from battling creepers. 3. We offer a special “Friend’s Car Parking” feature where you can safely park your friend’s virtual car without any worries. 4. Our community is so friendly, you’ll forget all about real-life drama and get lost in the virtual world of Minecraft.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Gapple Ultra-Hardcore: Where mining diamonds is just as easy as finding a parking spot in a crowded mall

    Gapple Ultra-Hardcore: Where mining diamonds is just as easy as finding a parking spot in a crowded mall
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    Players: 97/1000 Votes: 5596
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 New Chunks Explored: 289056
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 19 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7
    Divine Spears Created: 26 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Description One life to live your best life. DoN’T DiE! Ultra-Hardcore mining for 272 weeks in a row.
    Server Name Gapple Minecraft Server
    Minecraft Server Address gapple.mchost.pro or 108.181.90.14:26998
    Goal Stay alive and earn points

    FAQ

    What is the prize for winning the Sunday competition?

    The current prize selections could include a revive on the persistent ultra-hardcore world, or an in-game advancement shout-out. Details can be found in the Discord channel.

    Are there specific rules for the server?

    Yes, the server rules include playing fair and friendly, not using client-side mods that give unfair advantages, and no hacking, xray resource packs, or hacked clients on the servers.

    What is the Apocalypse DataPack on the server?

    The Apocalypse DataPack includes various enhancements and challenges such as players killed by a zombie becoming a zombie, enhanced skeletons, biting bats, and more. It adds a unique twist to the gameplay.

    Is there a Discord server for communication?

    Yes, you can join the Discord server using the invite link: https://discord.gg/EP5Y9C7

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Double Trouble Parking Server

    Double Trouble Parking Server
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    Players: 95/800 Votes: 2586
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 14
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Runes Activated: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 87

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, dis server be like takin’ two parkin’ spots in a crowded lot – you gonna piss off some peeps, but it’s all in good fun! Join us for a chaotic time where we build crazy sh*t and cause mayhem wherever we go. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond block hidden in the spawn area, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. So come on and join the madness, cuz why not? It’s gonna be a wild ride, fam!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Park Like This Minecraft Server

    Park Like This Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/300 Votes: 8735
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 20
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 20
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 13
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate playground for chaos and hilarity! Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie unicorns, mining diamonds with a spoon, and riding pigs into battle against evil villagers.

    Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a magical land where pigs fly and cows dance.

    But that’s not all! Our community is full of hilarious players who love to prank each other and pull off epic trolling stunts. So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and make memories that will last a lifetime, come join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoDDforNewbie Minecraft Server

    NoDDforNewbie Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/900 Votes: 8416
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with drama in your friend group? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers!

    On our server, we have a special “DD” role where the designated driver gets rewarded with virtual cokes for their services. No credit card required, just good old-fashioned Minecraft fun!

    Forget about tampons and pads, on our server, we have a first aid kit full of diamonds and emeralds for those emergency situations. No need to worry about being called a pervert for having feminine hygiene products in your inventory.

    Join us for a wild night out in the virtual world where the only thing you’ll be kicked out of is a pixelated bar. Say goodbye to the drama and hello to building epic structures with your new Minecraft friends.

    So, are you ready to leave the real world behind and join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be driving is a minecart? See you in the virtual world, where the only thing getting divided is the blocks you’re mining!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ZelenskysVictoryPlan

    ZelenskysVictoryPlan
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    Players: 99/700 Votes: 6451
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 292 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 40 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 15 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Potions Brewed: 95
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Mines Excavated: 3944 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better buckle up cuz this server is like no other. we got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find.

    but wait, there’s more! our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels all griefers and trolls. so u can build ur dream castle without any interruptions.

    oh, and did i mention that our server is actually a portal to another dimension? yea, u heard me right. once u step foot in our server, u’ll be transported to a land filled with candy mountains and talking trees. it’s like a dream come true, but better.

    so what are u waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Arconia Murder Mayhem Server

    Arconia Murder Mayhem Server
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    Players: 105/600 Votes: 6507
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, u gotta join dis server, it’s like the Arconia building but wit no murders, just pure fun and craziness! our homicide rate is like 2000 per 100,000, but don’t worry, it’s all virtual so u ain’t gonna die for real, just ya Minecraft character lol. we got more action than Colima, Mexico, and that’s sayin’ a lot! come join da madness and let’s build some epic stuff together!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pixel Potions: No ADHD Antioxidants

    Pixel Potions: No ADHD Antioxidants
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    Players: 94/600 Votes: 1811
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Gods Slained: 0 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u know how some peeps think they can cure ADHD with like, fancy antioxidant therapy? well, turns out, a bunch of smart peeps did a big review and found NO PROOF that it actually works! like, mind blown, right? so, if u wanna join our epic Minecraft server, u can leave all that bogus therapy behind and just have a blast building and exploring with us! who needs fancy treatments when u have blocky adventures waiting for u, amirite?! come join us and leave the antioxidants at the door, cuz we’re all about that pixelated life, baby!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • STARKSteal

    STARKSteal
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    Players: 93/400 Votes: 8414
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 427
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 12 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    The most fun and exciting new LifeSteal SMP called STARKSteal SMP just started.

    Non P2W | Fully Grind | Custom Items | Warps | Votes | Chat Games | Rewards from Mobs | Pick-up Spawners and so much more!

    connect.starksteal.com

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  • NewERA

    NewERA
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    Players: 110/700 Votes: 9583
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 687 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 13 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Mythical Relics Collected: 13
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 18

    New Minecraft Servers

    We invite you to explore NuevaEra, a brand new Minecraft server enthusiastically created by TheEzeYT and a talented team of contributors. Although we’ve only been up and running for a month, we’re dedicated to delivering a unique and exciting gaming experience.

    With a vibrant and active community on our Discord, you’ll have plenty of opportunities to connect and share epic moments with other players. NuevaEra is a newly launched project, and your support is crucial to help us grow and get better every day.

    Join us at NuevaEra and be part of this new adventure! We look forward to building, exploring and enjoying together!

    nuevaera.holy.gg:19218

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  • Q1X.RU Minecraft server

    Q1X.RU Minecraft server
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    Players: 104/400 Votes: 3998
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Enchantments Applied: 67
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Chimeras Created: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 7
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    The minimum set of everything for building an anarchic server.

    No privates, no stupid donations, no idiotic rules. There is only you and the world that awaits you and your friends, because together it is more fun and safer.

    You are free in everything, you can do whatever you want and wherever you want. But remember that there are other players besides you, so you should be on guard.

    The server team is easily accessible and ready to listen to players. We are waiting for you and your ideas.

    q1x.ru

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  • Endlessly SMP: Where Villagers Are the Real MVPs! 1.18-1.21.1

    Endlessly SMP: Where Villagers Are the Real MVPs! 1.18-1.21.1
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    Players: 102/1000 Votes: 6273
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 90 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 27 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Eternity SMP [SMP]

    Server Address eternitysmp.net
    Version 1.18 – 1.21.1

    About Us:

    Eternity SMP offers a classic survival multiplayer experience spanning multiple Minecraft versions. We focus on providing a simple yet engaging Minecraft experience while supporting multiple game versions.

    Features:

    • Multi-Version Support: Play on versions 1.18 through 1.21.1
    • Enhanced Vanilla Gameplay: Carefully selected plugins to improve your experience
    • Community-Focused: Active and helpful player base
    • Regular Events: Participate in server-wide challenges
    • Player Economy: Engage in trade and build your wealth
    • Land Claims: Protect your builds
    • Teams: Collaborate with other players

    Server Rules:

    1. Respect others’ builds and property
    2. No griefing, stealing, or unauthorized PvP
    3. Build 500+ blocks from spawn
    4. Preserve landscapes; repair creeper damage
    5. Optimize farms for server performance
    6. PvP only in designated areas
    7. Keep builds and behavior family-friendly
    8. No exploits or unauthorized mods
    9. Follow item/mob farm regulations
    10. Help new players; don’t scam
    11. Use common sense

    Join Our Community:

    We invite you to become part of our growing family of players. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or new to the game, Eternity SMP offers a welcoming environment for all.

    Discord: discord.gg/wKPEjWNFHQ

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  • Anon’s Cumming Minecraft Server

    Anon’s Cumming Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/600 Votes: 3957
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Chimeras Created: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 24
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Gods Slained: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a herd of sleeping sheep? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be cumming with excitement! Join us for the most insane adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft – from riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of Steve wearing a tutu. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist cumming back for more! So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to cum your way to victory!

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  • Mom told me to kill myself award Minecraft SMP

    Mom told me to kill myself award Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 109/100 Votes: 2165
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 15 Emeralds Found: 2408
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 0
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Living Statues Befriended: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is giving out the “Mom told me to kill myself award” to the player who dies the most ridiculous deaths! Whether you accidentally jump into a pit of lava or get blown up by a creeper while trying to tame a chicken, we want to see it all!

    Join our server for a chance to win this prestigious award and bragging rights among your friends. Who needs diamonds when you can have the satisfaction of knowing your deaths were so epic that even your own mom would be impressed? So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

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  • RebelRecruitMC Server

    RebelRecruitMC Server
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    Players: 102/900 Votes: 6824
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 40
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 25
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 11
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, this server is like, totally wild, man. It’s like, the place where former rebel news employees go to spill all the tea about being recruited by Russia. Can you believe it? Russia, man! And get this, the same day Canada’s Supreme Court called Rebel “fake news.” Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right?

    But wait, there’s more! Join this server and you’ll get to uncover all the juicy secrets about shady government dealings and uncover hidden conspiracies. It’s like being a detective, but in Minecraft. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can plan your next move against the powers that be.

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