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Crafty Celeb Server

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1936
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Enchantments Applied:	166
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Look no further than our server, where drama is always on the menu! Join us for the “Celeb threadParker is human trash edition” and experience the wildest Minecraft community around.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you mine for diamonds while simultaneously roasting your fellow players in the chat? Our server is like a virtual reality show, with alliances forming and backstabbing aplenty. Who will be the next to be crowned the ultimate Minecraft drama queen?

But that’s not all – our server also has the most insane build competitions you’ve ever seen. Build a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt? Sure, why not! Create a pixel art masterpiece of your favorite celebrity gossip blogger? Absolutely! The possibilities are endless, and the crazier your build, the more likely you are to win some epic prizes.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the “Celeb threadParker is human trash edition” Minecraft server and prepare for a wild ride filled with drama, laughs, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. See you in the game!

Akoot & Co: Where the cows run the show and the creepers are just tryna fit in! 🐄💥

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4437
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Enchantments Applied:	169
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Towns Built:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1


Our crossplay server is a chill, semi-vanilla Minecraft community with a fresh world and quality-of-life enhancements carefully crafted to offer the finest Minecraft experience possible. In our open beta phase, we invite you to join us as one of the pioneering members of our growing community.

Features

Unlimited Homes
Discord Server	(Discord + Minecraft integration)
World Map	(dynmap)
Bedrock support	(Geyser)
No pesky land claims	(Honor system + rollbacks)
KeepInventory	(Optional per player!)
Timed Ranks / Custom Titles
Text Formatting	(+Gradients!)
Brewery	(nothing game-breaking, just a treat!)

Delight yourself with unlimited homes, a grief-free environment (thanks to our rollback system), and a seamlessly integrated Discord chat system. Explore our world map online and experience the game like never before. Best of all, this exceptional experience comes to you entirely free of charge! This is your once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to become part of a community that values creativity, the power of friendship, object shows, and the joy of Minecraft! Join us now, and let’s embark on this unforgettable journey together!

No application required! Just launch the game and play!

IP: akoot.co

Bedrock IP: mc.akoot.co

Version: 1.21.1

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there land claiming?	No, we operate on an honor system with rollback support.
Can I have multiple homes?	Yes, you have unlimited homes on our server.
Do you support Bedrock edition?	Yes, we support Bedrock edition through Geyser.
Is there a limit to player inventory?	No, you can choose to have KeepInventory enabled.
How can I join your Discord server?	You can join our Discord server by visiting here.

Witchfire Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4482
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Star Shards Collected:	240
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Votes:	4386
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Meteorites Collected:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond the size of a house. But that’s not all, they also discovered a secret portal that led them to a land filled with flying pigs and talking cows. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is so lit, even the creepers dance to the beat of the music. So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Trust me, it’s fucking kino.

Danganronpa General Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1726
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and the zombies break out into dance parties at night.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground village of llamas who have mastered the art of llama yoga. Join them for a relaxing session and unlock hidden llama powers to help you conquer the Minecraft world.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the ability to fly for 30 seconds. Who needs an elytra when you have magical carrots?

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness!

BrokeButLovingIt – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1407
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on fancy date nights in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us for some budget-friendly fun where the only thing you’ll be spending is your time (and maybe a few cobblestones).

Our community is filled with players who know how to have a good time without breaking the bank. From building elaborate roller coasters out of dirt blocks to hosting underground dance parties in abandoned mineshafts, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re looking for love, you’re in luck! We’ve had more Minecraft weddings than we can count, and rumor has it that our resident matchmaker is a creeper who’s never missed a shot with his bow and arrow.

So come on down to our SMP and see why we’re the hottest spot for budget-friendly fun in the Minecraft universe. Who needs expensive date nights when you can have a blast with us for free?

WeekCraft Warriors

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5150
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	23	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

On our Minecraft server, every day is a strong day of the week because our players are constantly lifting virtual blocks like they’re in a virtual CrossFit competition. Join us and you’ll feel the burn in your pixelated muscles as you mine, build, and battle your way to the top. Who needs a gym membership when you can get ripped in the world of blocks and creepers? Come flex your virtual muscles with us!

MediCraft420: Ukraine Edition

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7569
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Yo, so like, this server is like the medical marijuana of Minecraft servers, bro. We got Ukrainian officials approving all kinds of crazy conditions for you to join, like if you’re addicted to building giant statues of potatoes or if you can’t stop mining diamonds for more than 24 hours straight. It’s all legal here, man. Plus, we got this new law that says you can ride pigs into battle against evil mobs. So come on down and get your dose of Minecraft madness, you won’t regret it, dude!

Eco Trash Bash

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2213
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	439	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are all about building and surviving? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is all about saving the environment, one block at a time. We got biodegradable microplastics all up in this place, helping to clean up the virtual world while you play.

Join us and you’ll be helping to save the digital dolphins and pixelated penguins. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough biodegradable microplastics, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a rainbow unicorn through a field of virtual flowers.

So come on down to our server and get your eco-friendly game on. Who knew saving the environment could be so much fun? Let’s get green, baby!

The Simply Vanilla SMP Server…but not too vanilla, more like French vanilla, with a hint of sass.

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9113
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Mines Excavated:	3317
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Villages Defended:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	21

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	simplesmp.org
Discord	https://discord.gg/pdHGxVd

Simple SMP is a server for those who want a smooth and seamless vanilla survival experience. You have the freedom to survive exactly how you want to. No ridiculous rules or power-tripping admins; as long as you’re cool, we’re cool.

Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Simple SMP is the place to be.

Embrace the true spirit of the game as you embark on your survival journey.

Grab your pickaxe, don your armor, and venture forth into an endless world. Embark on an authentic Minecraft playthrough, free from distractions and convolutions.

Our server uses minimal plugins for simplicity.

Powered by a self-owned, high-spec dedicated server enhanced with a finely tuned Linux kernel and bespoke software for exceptional performance.

No world border – discover a vast and unexplored world.

No land claiming or grief prevention – the whole world can be yours for the taking.

No pay-to-win – everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive.

Going on for over eight years, Simple SMP remains one of the oldest existing Minecraft servers.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is there a world border on the server?	No, there is no world border. Players are free to explore a vast and unexplored world.
Are there any rules on the server?	There are minimal rules on the server. As long as you’re respectful and follow basic etiquette, you’re good to go.
Can I claim land or protect my builds?	No, there is no land claiming or grief prevention. Players are responsible for protecting their own builds.
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, the server does not have any pay-to-win features. Everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive based on their skills and gameplay.

FUCK Minecraft Server – WTF anon?

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8179
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	5991
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Secret Passages Found:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sleepy llama? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our server is about to blow your mind (and possibly your house) with epicness!

Join our server if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil zombie unicorns with laser beams shooting out of their eyes. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats and breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, gold, and the souls of all the noobs who dared to challenge the mighty admins. Will you be brave enough to find it, or will you end up as just another pixelated pancake under a stampede of angry cows?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we’re not responsible for any blown-up brains). Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you do, in which case, we’ll just blame it on a glitch in the Matrix.

No more ThreadCraft Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5100
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Are you tired of being stuck in a never-ending loop of threads, like a glitch in the Matrix? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape the madness and build your own virtual paradise! Our new captcha system is so wacky, it’ll have you questioning if you’re even human anymore. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, causing chaos and mayhem wherever he goes. So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join us now and see what all the hype is about!