Park MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Park Like This Minecraft Server

dumb, Parking, ignorance, inconsiderate, seethe

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate playground for chaos and hilarity! Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie unicorns, mining diamonds with a spoon, and riding pigs into battle against evil villagers.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a magical land where pigs fly and cows dance.

But that’s not all! Our community is full of hilarious players who love to prank each other and pull off epic trolling stunts. So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and make memories that will last a lifetime, come join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

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iPhoneRage Minecraft Server

shyness, thankful, screw-up, iPhone, Girlfriend

Are you tired of dating drama and accusations of cheating? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world chaos! Our virtual world is drama-free and full of fun adventures. Plus, no one will accuse you of cheating with no evidence whatsoever (unless you steal someone’s diamonds, then all bets are off)!

Forget about shattering phones and expensive gifts, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest pixel art and surviving the creepers. Say goodbye to relationship drama and hello to blocky bliss. Join now and start crafting your way to a drama-free life!

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ParkourPals Minecraft Server

feet tied, hands tied, Dead, Server, SUSPECT

Yo, so like, on this server, we got crazier stories than a Palestinian man found dead in Antwerp park with hands and feet tied! Join us for a wild ride through blocky adventures and epic battles.

We got llamas riding pigs, chickens with jetpacks, and villagers who speak in Shakespearean insults.

Rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with diamond-encrusted creepers just waiting to explode in your face.

Join us if you dare, but be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and craziest survive in this wacky world of wonder and chaos.

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LunchBoxLords

chicken salad, Failure, IT specialist, Nurse, Guardians

Are you tired of boring old sandwiches for lunch? Come join our Minecraft server where we serve up delicious chicken salad, fruit, cheesy bread, and banana muffins every day! Our virtual kitchen is always stocked with the tastiest treats to keep you energized for your building adventures.

Plus, join our server and you’ll be surrounded by a supportive community of players who will help you navigate any challenges that come your way. Just like how we helped our nephews overcome their food insecurities with the help of a child psychologist – we’ve got your back!

And who knows, maybe you’ll even get a visit from a crying family member who is amazed by your virtual cooking skills. Our server is full of surprises and heartwarming moments that will keep you coming back for more.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and feast on the most delicious virtual meals you’ve ever tasted – your taste buds will thank you!

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BallBustersCraft

accident, Effort, Rude, ignoring, BallBustersCraft

Are you tired of dealing with pesky kids kicking balls into your apartment and breaking your plates? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where kids can’t ruin your day with their soccer shenanigans.

On our server, you can build a fortress so high that even the most skilled footballers couldn’t kick a ball through your window. Plus, we have a special “no broken plates” rule that guarantees your kitchenware will remain intact.

But wait, there’s more! We have a parkour challenge that will test your skills in dodging flying balls and angry parents. Can you make it to the end without getting hit? Join now and find out!

So say goodbye to rude kids and hello to a world where your plates are safe. Join our Minecraft server today and start building your ultimate ball-proof fortress!

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ZooFeeders Minecraft Server

Server, family fun, license plate, wildlife, ZooFeeders

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner animal? Look no further than our server, where the only rule is to feed the animals! That’s right, we encourage you to throw carrots at pigs, fish at ocelots, and bones at wolves. Let your wild side roam free in our virtual zoo!

Join us for a chance to meet the infamous Grandpa Feeder, who will stop at nothing to make sure every animal gets a snack. Just be warned, he might also threaten to call the virtual police on you if you try to stop him. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

So come on down to our server and let the feeding frenzy begin! Just remember, don’t feed the creepers – they tend to explode when overfed. See you there!

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BathroomLineBoss Minecraft Server

Siblings, stall, farmers market, weak bladder, Small children

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of weak bladders? Look no further! Our server is perfect for those moments when you just can’t hold it in any longer. Join us and experience the thrill of racing against time to find a bathroom before disaster strikes!

But that’s not all – we also have epic battles between moms and their sneaky children trying to cut in line at the farmers market. Will you be the hero who stands up to their shenanigans, or will you join forces with them to skip ahead and cause chaos?

And don’t worry about dirty looks from other players – we’ve got plenty of drama to go around, with friends taking sides and alliances forming over bathroom etiquette. So come join us on this wild ride of bladder emergencies and line-cutting mayhem – you won’t regret it!

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CraftyCreeperAnneFrank

hate crime, historical, Anne Frank, anti-semitism, Remembrance

come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own anne frank statue and protect it from vandals!!! we have crazy pvp battles where u can fight off pro-palestinian graffiti artists trying to destroy ur masterpiece!! join now for the ultimate challenge and defend anne frank’s honor in the virtual world!!! #justiceforannefrank #minecraftmadness

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BoomerBashCraft

parenting, scolding, Confrontation, judgment, Respect

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be catching is blocks, not chickens! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy encounters, like the time a mysterious old man asked players to help him catch chickens in a ditch. Don’t worry, we’ve got your back – no creepy requests allowed here!

Embark on epic quests with your fellow players, whether you’re building towering castles or exploring hidden caves. Just remember, if someone asks you to help them catch chickens, it’s probably best to decline. Join our server today for a one-of-a-kind experience that’s sure to keep you entertained for hours on end. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you next?

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SunscreenCraft

selfish behavior, communication problem, berating, Rush, relationship issue

Are you tired of being yelled at for wanting to protect your skin while going for a walk? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from aggressive sunscreen haters!

Join us for a world where sunscreen application is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Build your own sunscreen castle, ride sunscreen-coated horses, and battle evil sunscreen-stealing monsters.

Don’t let anyone tell you that sunscreen is a waste of time, join our server and show them the true power of SPF protection! Plus, we have a special “Sunscreen Warrior” rank for those who truly embrace the sunscreen lifestyle.

So come on, join our server and let your skin shine bright like a diamond (protected by sunscreen, of course)!

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