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BallBustingNeighbors

BallBustingNeighbors, boundary setting, child safety, confrontation avoidance, Cul de Sac, kickball game, kids playing outside, neighbor dispute, neighborhood etiquette, neighborly behavior, outdoor activities, outdoor play, outdoor recreation, park proximity, parking issues, property boundaries, property damage, property respect, respectful communication, security cameras, wiffle ball game

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5761
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	3072	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the cul de sac drama never ends! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate the treacherous waters of wiffle ball wars and kickball chaos.

Are you tired of boring servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with non-stop action as we dodge wiffle balls flying at our houses and cars. Will you be the hero who saves the day by moving your car out of harm’s way, or will you risk it all and let the chaos unfold?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also features epic quests to retrieve lost kickballs from the neighbor’s yard, complete with security camera obstacles and potential tripping hazards. Can you outsmart the kids and retrieve the ball without getting caught on camera?

Join us on this thrilling adventure and show the cul de sac who’s boss! Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone trips over a plant. So grab your virtual wiffle ball bat and get ready for the ultimate Minecraft showdown!

Crafty Pepe’s Memeland – Where /r9k/ Rules and Boredom is Banished!

4chan, advice, banished, Boredom, Chat, Community, Companionship, Crafty, discussion, entertain, forum, Fun, games, Help, Interaction, internet, me, Memeland, memes, pepes, r9k, RESPONSIBILITY, rules, Social, Support

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	792
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Buildings Constructed:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Towns Built:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in the blink of an eye. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a wooden sword and a stack of pancakes.

So why should you join our server? Because we have unicorns that poop rainbows, a rollercoaster made entirely of diamond blocks, and a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots. Plus, if you don’t join, the Endermen will steal your socks while you sleep. Don’t let that happen, join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the block!

KaguyaCraft: Where Love and Blocks Collide!

Aka Akasaka, Anime, blocks, collide, comedy, comedy of errors, Drama, high school, Jumped the Shark, Kaguya-sama, KaguyaCraft, love, Manga, misunderstandings, Parody, Psychological, relationship, romance, satire, seinen, Shoujo, slice of life, student council

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6185
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	422
Dragon Eggs Found:	3096	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is where Aka literally jumped the shark! That’s right, we have a whole underwater world where you can ride sharks and battle evil mermaids! And don’t even get us started on the epic quests and storylines that will have you on the edge of your seat (or minecart)!

Join us on this crazy adventure where anything is possible, from fighting dragons with laser eyes to building a rollercoaster that goes to the moon and back. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our server today!

Pitbulls vs Creepers: A Minecraft Adventure

activism, Adventure, advocacy, animal cruelty, animal rights, anti-pitbull, Awareness, breed discrimination, compassion, CREEPERS, Dogs, education, Empathy, fear-mongering, Images, love and respect, Minecraft, misunderstood breeds, pet safety, Pitbulls, responsible ownership, social media, Stereotypes

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	954
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Ores Mined:	6878	Falling into the Void:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	490	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy shenanigans! Join us and you’ll find yourself battling zombie pitbulls, riding on flying pigs, and even befriending a group of rebellious chickens who have formed their own society. And don’t worry, we have plenty of anti-pitbull images scattered around the server to keep you entertained between quests. So come on down and join the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Blocky LOLz: Walkable Cities in Minecraft

#sustainability, America, blocky, car-centric, Cities, city design, city design flaws, city development, city infrastructure, City Living, Community, Congestion, Environment, Infrastructure, lolz, Minecraft, pedestrian-friendly, Pollution, public health, quality of life, Transportation, Urban planning, urban sprawl, walkable, walkable cities

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4755
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Animals Bred:	121
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	191	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Dragons Tamed:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of exploring a world where America doesn’t have walkable cities! Why walk when you can ride a llama through the streets of New York City? Or hop on a pig and race through the busy highways of Los Angeles?

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious mishaps as you navigate through our wacky world where cars are banned and only Minecraft animals roam the streets. Who needs a subway system when you can ride a minecart to work?

So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you laughing out loud and questioning why real life isn’t this crazy. See you in-game!

Oops I Accidentally Killed Billions

accidentally, Atrocity, Billions, Bloodshed, catastrophe, crime, Darkness, death, Destruction, Evil, Genocide, Grief, Horror, Inhumanity, Killed, Loss, mass killing, murder, Oops, regret, remorse, sorrow, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2005
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	1299	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Meteorites Collected:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and the wrath of our resident player who goes by the name “She killed billions”. Don’t let the name scare you though, she’s actually quite friendly…unless you cross her in-game. Legend has it that she once built a TNT cannon so powerful, it wiped out an entire village in one shot. But hey, who needs villagers anyway, right?

Join our server and experience the thrill of dodging flying arrows, navigating treacherous lava pits, and trying not to get on the bad side of “She killed billions”. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become her next target for a prank involving a giant chicken statue in your base. Trust us, it’s an honor to be on her hit list.

So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where chaos reigns and the only rule is to have fun…or else face the wrath of “She killed billions”. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Great Wall of Blocks: Where even the Chinese can’t deny our epic Minecraft creations!

ancient civilizations, Architecture, blocks, Chinese, Chinese inventions, creations, cultural contributions, cultural exchange, cultural heritage, cultural misconceptions, cultural pride, deny, Diversity, Epic, global impact, Great, historical achievements, innovation, Minecraft, mosque, Multiculturalism, religious tolerance, societal progress, Stereotypes, synagogue, Technology, Wall, world history

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4217
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us and experience the craziest builds you’ve ever seen, including giant Chinese inventions like the Great Wall and the Terracotta Army. Who knew the Chinese were such Minecraft pros?

But that’s not all – we also have a special feature where you can place a mosque next to a synagogue and watch the chaos unfold. Will they live in harmony or will it be an epic battle for dominance? Only one way to find out!

So come on, join our server and see for yourself why the Chinese are the true pioneers of Minecraft creativity. Who needs boring old redstone contraptions when you can have a whole new world of insanity waiting for you?

MineCraftSweats – Sweat, Tears, and Creeper Fears

#Readme, creeper, DeepL, discussion, download links, E-Celeb, English-translated, error messages, FAQs, FEARS, general, GOOGLE, japanese, Japanese locale, MineCraftSweats, novel, plot spoilers, Recommendations, specific element, spoiler tags, sweat, Tears, tech support, Thread, useful things, visual novel, VN

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1184
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like a visual novel on steroids, with English-translated Japanese visual novels being the main theme.

Join us if you want to immerse yourself in a world where E-celeb shitposting is strictly forbidden and where spoiler tags are used more than pickaxes.

Having trouble with your Minecraft experience? Don’t worry, just follow these steps before asking for tech support: 1. Make sure you’re in a Japanese locale (because why not?) 2. Read the readme (yes, we have one for a Minecraft server) 3. Check out our handy guide for 4chan VN help (because we’re just that extra) 4. Use DeepL to translate any error messages (because who needs Google Translate?) 5. Just Google it (because we’re not tech support, we’re just here for the laughs)

Looking for a novel with a specific element? Look no further than our extensive library of visual novels that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Download links? We’ve got ’em. Just be prepared for a wild ride that’s more intense than a hardcore survival mode playthrough.

So why join this Minecraft server? Because it’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced before. It’s a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules). So grab your diamond sword and get ready for a journey that’s more epic than defeating the Ender Dragon.

Blocky BBCs: The Minecraft Server Where Size Really Does Matter!

10 inch BBC, BBCs, blocky, cherry picking, cucks, discord server, Fags, horny, matter, Mind Blowing, Minecraft, Monsters, Reality, Server, sharing, SIZE

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1669
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	234	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	31	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as rare as a 10 inch BBC in real life? Look no further! Our server is filled with monstrous creations that will blow your mind (and maybe other things too, if you catch our drift). Join us and discover a world where horny fags and cucks roam free, cherry picking their way to victory. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now!

Madman’s Chizuru Potty Party Minecraft Server

#youtube, Anime, Anime Community, chizuru, comedy, Entertainment, fan reaction, humor, internet culture, japanese, madman, Madmans, Manga, Minecraft, Outrageous, Party, potty, potty scene, reaction, Reiji, Server, thread theme, toilet humor, unexpected, viral video

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2036
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Crops Grown:	6140
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no potty scenes? Well, look no further because Reiji the madman has created the most insane server ever! Join us for a wild ride filled with Chizuru potty scenes that will have you laughing until you cry. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with diamond-studded toilets and a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best jokes. So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

Unlucky Blocks: Where the losing streak never ends!

Bad Luck, blocks, conning dimwits, Deceit, deceitful, Deception, dishonesty, ends, Failure, financial loss, fraud, handing him money, Incompetence, ineptitude, LOSING, losing streak, Scamming.., Streak, sucks at everything, swindling, Trickery, Unlucky, unlucky streak, Unskilled

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5216
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Potions Brewed:	122	Players Killed by Monsters:	453
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, who goes by the name of Steve the Swindler. It’s almost as if he sucks at everything except conning dimwits into handing him money. But hey, that’s what makes this server so entertaining!

Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are just as crazy as Steve himself. From building giant statues of llamas to organizing epic llama races, there’s never a dull moment on this server. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Steve trying to ride a llama while juggling diamonds and singing show tunes.

But the real reason you should join this server? The llamas, of course! We have a whole llama sanctuary where you can feed, pet, and ride these majestic creatures to your heart’s content. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret llama dance party in the middle of the night.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the llamas reign supreme and Steve the Swindler is always up to no good. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s half the fun)!