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CloudCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

ai, Artificial Intelligence, big data, Blockchain, cloud, CloudCraft, cryptocurrency, Data Analytics, data security, decentralized finance, digital assets, digital transformation, Internet of Things, IoT, machine learning, metaverse, Minecraft, nft, Server, Smart, smart contracts, Technology, Ultimate, virtual reality

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8826
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything new or exciting? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate blend of smart, cloud, big data, IoT, blockchain, NFTs, metaverse, and AI!

Join us and experience the thrill of mining for blockchain diamonds while fending off AI-powered creepers who are obsessed with NFTs. Build your own metaverse empire in the clouds and watch as your smart devices come to life and start crafting for you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so advanced that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us. Rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server and has declared it the most epic Minecraft experience ever.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness of our server. Plus, we have free virtual tacos every Friday!

SibSquadShowdown

affair baby, blended family, Emotional Abuse, extended family, family dynamics, family gatherings, favoritism, Grandparents, half siblings, ISOLATION, neglect, photo drama, scolding, self esteem, self worth, SibSquadShowdown, standing up for yourself, step siblings, toxic relationships, Yelling

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7726
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	185	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Dimension Hops:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everyone is treated like a grandchild at grandma’s birthday party! Join us for some family drama and emotional rollercoasters that will make you question your self-esteem and family dynamics.

Are you an affair baby looking for a place where your siblings hate you and your grandparents pretend everything is fine? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for you to yell at your family members and get grounded for ruining grandma’s birthday photo!

But wait, there’s more! Witness outrageous family secrets, like cheating dads and terminally ill first wives, that will make you feel like you’re living in a soap opera. And don’t worry, if you were a girl instead of a guy, your feelings would definitely matter more to your dad and grandparents.

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where dysfunction meets Minecraft and every day is a family reunion filled with drama and heartbreak. Join now and see if you’re the asshole in this crazy family dynamic!

MineCraftyPros Server

affluent, annual salary, career, earning, Financial Success, high earners, high income, high paying job, high wage earners, income bracket, job title, lucrative profession, MineCraftyPros, occupation, Profession, Server, six figure salary, successful career, top earners, top salary, Wealthy, wealthy professionals

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	383
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magic Items Found:	6871
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Are you a professional diamond miner? A top-tier redstone engineer? A master builder of epic castles? Well, if you make over $200k a year, then you belong on our Minecraft server for the elite! Join us and show off your wealth in the form of virtual blocks and resources. Who needs a fancy car when you can drive a virtual minecart filled with diamonds? Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a dragon made entirely out of emeralds. So if you’re ready to show off your Minecraft skills and your fat paycheck, then come join us!

RespawnRanch: Where discontinued products come back to life!

beloved brands, beloved items, bring back, childhood memories, classic products, classic services, Discontinued, discontinued products, discontinued services, favorite products, favorite services, fond memories, Life, long lost treasures, missed products, missed services, Nostalgia, products, RespawnRanch, retro products, retro services, sentimental favorites, sentimental items, vintage items

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3375
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	487	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Do you ever wish you could bring back the glory days of the McRib or the excitement of Saturday morning cartoons? Well, on our Minecraft server, we bring back all the discontinued products and services you never knew you needed! Imagine riding a Blockbuster Video themed rollercoaster while munching on Crystal Pepsi and wearing your favorite pair of Heelys. Join us for a trip down memory lane and a chance to relive the best of the past in the most blocky and pixelated way possible!

FireworkFiasco2022

budgeting, celebration, complaint, complaint about inflation, consumerism, Economy, Entertainment, Event, Expenses, extravagance, FireworkFiasco2022, fireworks, Frustration, holiday, inflation, luxury, MONEY, SPENDING, Summer, tradition, Waste

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7486
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, come join our server where we have EXPLOSIONS GALORE!

imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, BOOM! a creeper explodes right in your face. but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun!

we also have a special event next week where all the people who spent hundreds or thousands of dollars on fireworks will whine about inflation. join us for some explosive fun and crazy shenanigans!

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the chaos for yourself! explosions, fireworks, and more await you. join now and let the madness begin!

Civ+ Semi-Civilized Anarchy: We promise only 50% chaos! Join for Grinding, KOTH, and occasional PVP!

Anarchy, aura, Bastion, Chaos, CITADEL, Civ, Community, consequences, Discord, Enchantment, End.., Fuel, Governance, Grinding, History, imprison, Join, JukeAlert, Justice, Koth, Loot, MeansOfProduction, Mechanics, meteor, occasional, Promise, PvP, semi anarchy, SemiCivilized, Vorpal, Website

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8669
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Mines Excavated:	4453
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Civ+: An intuitive Civilization Simulation server designed for the long term
We’ve been in development for half a decade now, and we exited beta just yesterday. Civ+ is a server with real consequences, delivered by players with plugins which let you enforce justice and experiment with systems of governance. We’re a community server built from the ground-up around concepts such as simplicity and playability, popularizing the Civ genre, and providing a dynamic environment where history can flourish with minimal admin intervention.

Civ+: An intuitive Civilization Simulation server designed for the long term

We’ve been in development for half a decade now, and we exited beta just yesterday. Civ+ is a server with real consequences, delivered by players with plugins which let you enforce justice and experiment with systems of governance. We’re a community server built from the ground-up around concepts such as simplicity and playability, popularizing the Civ genre, and providing a dynamic environment where history can flourish with minimal admin intervention.

Features
Bastion: prevent enemies placing blocks in your territory.
Citadel: allows you to reinforce and protect blocks, block by block.
MeansOfProduction: lets you craft lots of custom items using a 5×5 crafting table.
Vorpal: a unique and interesting way to imprison your enemies.
JukeAlert: monitor your territory.

News

Yesterday we launched the server, and today is scheduled to be our first Meteor. Once weekly, the server will randomly select a location for a meteor to land and the players will fight for the meteor. The innovative thing about this KOTH is the fact that many people won’t be there for the loot inside the meteor. The loot is a nice bonus, but the real reason to visit a meteor is the deadly aura that surrounds the landing site. While in the aura, any Vorpal-enchanted items you hold in your inventory will be refueled. This is the only way to refuel our custom enchantment that lets you imprison people in the end. While players are in the end, they deplete the fuel on the weapon that defeated them and if the fuel hits zero they are freed.

Join today

Civ+ is live now at play.civ.plus

We also have a website explaining all of our mechanics at https://civ.plus/

Our discord can be joined using https://discord.com/invite/73BQCCU6xg

FAQ

Question	Answer
How long has Civ+ been in development?	Civ+ has been in development for half a decade.
What makes Civ+ unique?	Civ+ allows players to enforce justice and experiment with systems of governance, popularizing the Civ genre.
What is the Meteor event?	The Meteor event is a weekly occurrence where a meteor lands in a random location for players to fight over for loot and refueling of Vorpal-enchanted items.
How can I join Civ+?	You can join Civ+ by connecting to `play.civ.plus` and visiting our website and discord for more information.

ToonCraft Minecraft Server

animation, art, artist, cartoon, Character, Comic, creative process, creativity, design, digital art, doodle, drawing, funny, graphic, humor, illustration, Minecraft, Server, sketch, Toon, ToonCraft, Visual Storytelling

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5018
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Divine Spears Created:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride from start to finish!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a magical talking llama who will guide you on your quest to become the ultimate Minecraft champion. But beware, the llama has a mischievous streak and loves to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes or spawning a horde of angry chickens.

Once you’ve proven your worth to the llama, you’ll gain access to our exclusive “Disco Dimension” where the party never stops and the creepers know how to bust a move. Dance the night away with your fellow players and earn special rewards for showing off your best dance moves.

But the fun doesn’t stop there! Our server is also home to the legendary “Pig Racing Championships” where players can saddle up their favorite pig and compete in high-speed races through treacherous obstacle courses. Will you be the next pig racing champion or will you end up face-planting into a pile of mud? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Post you’re toon and join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and always keep an eye out for that sneaky llama!

LolcowCraft Minecraft Server

Anon, cyberbullying, internet culture, internet drama, internet fame, internet gossip, internet infamy, internet notoriety, internet personality, lolCow, LolcowCraft, Minecraft, online attention, online behavior, Online Community, online controversy, online harassment, online persona, online reputation, online trolling, Server, social media, trolling

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6703
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Ores Mined:	6339	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	8

Are you tired of being a regular old Minecraft player? Do you want to level up your trolling skills and become a certified lolcow? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us and embark on epic quests to prank your fellow players, build ridiculous structures that defy all logic, and engage in hilarious shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. Will you be able to outwit this ghost and claim the title of ultimate troll?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the laughter and chaos begin! Remember, you’re gonna become a lolcow just like him, anon.

MineCraftyHouseworkServer

bills, Boundaries, cleaning, Communication, compromise, division of labor, equality, financial stress, Frustration, Gender Roles, household chores, Messy, MineCraftyHouseworkServer, Négotiation, partner, Partnership, relationship, Resentment, responsibilities, teamwork, unpaid labor

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8123
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Divine Spears Created:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Chimeras Created:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Dragon Scales Harvested:	408	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of living in a messy Minecraft world with your partner? Join our server and escape the chaos of real life! No more dishes piling up, clutter taking over, or skid marks in the toilet – just pure, clean fun in our virtual world.

On our server, you can make outrageous deals with your partner like paying the majority of the virtual bills in exchange for cleaning being your job in the Minecraft house. Who needs real-life arguments about chores when you can just make a powerpoint presentation with the slogan “not a maid (unless I get paid)”?

So come join us and leave the real-life mess behind – because in our Minecraft world, cleaning up after your partner can actually be fun (and profitable)!

SeatSaverSteve

10 hour, 9 year old, aisle seat, aita, Asshole, crying, headphones, horrible person, Landing, middle seat, Mother, nasty comments, not giving up my seat, out of country, plane ride, restroom, SeatSaverSteve, switch seats, Yelling

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7229
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1543	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Love Letters Sent:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Emeralds Found:	6707	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into giving up your comfy seat on a 10-hour plane ride? Then join our Minecraft server where you can keep your virtual seat without any entitled parents bothering you!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle in the sky when suddenly, a wild entitled parent appears! But fear not, on our server, you can simply block them and continue crafting your masterpiece without any drama.

Join now and experience the thrill of standing your ground against entitled parents in a virtual world where your seat is YOUR seat, no questions asked! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a Karen who just can’t let go of that aisle seat she never got. Will you be brave enough to face her wrath? Only one way to find out!