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| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 8395 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 17 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 4076 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 5 |
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