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Euro Weird Depressed Minecraft Server

brain damage, brain function, Cultural differences, Depressed, environmental factors, EURO, Europeans, fucked in the head, geographical location, La, lack of sunlight, lifestyle choices, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, mood disorders, parisian, psychological well-being, Server, Sunlight, sunlight exposure, Vitamin D Deficiency, weird

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8374
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Crops Grown:	9487	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Runes Activated:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of feeling weird, depressed, and messed up in the head like those poor Europeans? Join our Minecraft server and soak up all the virtual sunlight you need to keep your brain in tip-top shape! Our average player gets 3 times more sunlight than a Parisian, so you’ll be feeling like a ray of sunshine in no time. Say goodbye to those European blues and hello to a brighter, happier virtual world! Join now for a dose of Vitamin D and a whole lot of fun!

Crazy Craft Minecraft Server

anxiety, avoidance, Communication, coping mechanisms, Craft, crazy, DATING, fear, Intimacy, ISOLATION, Loneliness, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health stigma, mental illness, Minecraft, Phobia, relationships, self isolation, Server, social anxiety, social events, support group, Therapy

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	957
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dimension Hops:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the mentally ill thrive! If you’re tired of being a normal functioning member of society, then this is the place for you. Our server is filled with players who can’t operate socially in real life, just like you!

Join us and meet players who are 31 years old and still living with their parents, who have never been to a social event, dated, or had sex. Our community is all about avoidance and subjugation to intense fear and anxiety – it’s like a support group, but in Minecraft!

Don’t worry if you can’t even talk to people in real life, because on our server, you can communicate through your builds and creations. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have virtual friendships with fellow socially anxious players?

So come on in and embrace your inner awkwardness with us. Remember, if you’re not mentally ill, you shouldn’t be here!

Cute Girlfriend Minecraft SMP

attractiveness, cute, cute girlfriend, DATING, Expectations, finding love, Girlfriend, Hope, Human Behavior, IMPOSSIBLE, learning, looks, LUCK, Minecraft, natural selection, perseverance, Personality, Privilege, relationships, self improvement, skill, smp, social environment, Standards

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5541
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Are you tired of being single in Minecraft and not having a cute girlfriend to share your diamonds with? Well, look no further because our SMP server is the place to be! Why settle for average when you can join a server where only the most attractive players are allowed?

We don’t mess around when it comes to looks and personality – if you’re not bringing your A-game, then you might as well log off now. Our server is like a virtual dating show, where only the hottest players get to mingle and build together. Who needs luck when you’ve got looks and charm on your side?

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to snag a cute Minecraft girlfriend. It’s a jungle out there, but on our server, the dating game is taken to a whole new level. Who knows, you might just find love among the blocks and creepers. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to find your virtual soulmate!

HomeSweetHome Minecraft Server

adult child contributions, adult child expectations, adult child expenses, adult child financial contributions, adult child guest limits, adult child independence, adult child living arrangements, adult child living at home, adult child privacy, adult child relationships, adult child responsibilities, adult-child boundaries, boundaries at home, communication with adult child, contributing to household expenses, homesweethome, living with adult child, Minecraft, parental expectations, Server, setting boundaries with boyfriend, setting expectations

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6096
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Gods Slained:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us and experience the thrill of setting boundaries in a virtual world just like this parent is trying to do in real life.

Build your own space away from the chaos of other players, just like this parent remodeled a bed/bath for their daughter to have her own space. But be warned, you may still feel like a third wheel when other players invade your territory.

Experience the joy of asking for contributions from your fellow players for household expenses like groceries and personal care items. And don’t forget to limit the time your friends spend at your virtual home, just like this parent is trying to do with their daughter’s boyfriend.

So come join us on this wild Minecraft server, where setting boundaries and asking for contributions is the name of the game!

CuteCraft or HotNotCraft

411, adorable, big brown eyes, big cat wing glasses, big curly hair, bob with bangs, chatty, cute, CuteCraft, Dimples, fat cheeks, Girlfriend, hot, HotNotCraft, mature aura, pure aura, quirky, ray of sunshine, reading, self-doubt, smiling, sultry aura

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3372
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Magic Items Found:	8020	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life relationships? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, mine, and craft without worrying about accidentally calling your girlfriend “cute” instead of “hot.”

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next. Our community is full of quirky characters just like your girlfriend, but without the big cat wing glasses (unless you want to wear them in-game, of course).

Don’t feel like a placeholder on our server – feel like a hero on a quest to defeat the Ender Dragon and prove your worth to your pixelated princess. With random facts to discover, dimples to admire, and smiles to share, you’ll forget all about that “hot vs cute” debate in no time.

So come on over and join us for some Minecraft fun – where the only drama is whether to build a giant statue of your adorable girlfriend or a massive library filled with random facts. Trust us, it’s way more fun than trying to explain the difference between hot and cute to someone who just wants to be loved in all their quirky glory.

PunchablePixel – Minecraft SMP

anger, controversial, Expression, first, Frustration, funny, Hear, image, internet, long tail, meme, Meme culture, Mind, Minecraft, phrase, punchable face, PunchablePixel, reaction, smp, social media, Tag, violence, viral

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5197
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Gods Slained:	0

Imagine a world where you can actually punch those annoying faces in Minecraft! Join our SMP and let out all your pent-up aggression on those blocky bullies. We have a special plugin that turns every player’s face into a giant punching bag, so you can literally punch them into oblivion. Plus, rumor has it that if you punch someone hard enough, diamonds will come flying out of their face! So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and start punching your way to riches!

BlockParty101

BlockParty101, party behavior, party conduct, party courtesy, party culture, party customs, party decorum, party dos and don’ts, party etiquette, party expectations, party guidelines, party manners, party norms, party protocol, party rules, party tips, party traditions, partying, social etiquette, unwritten rules

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8551
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Mines Excavated:	4575	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Divine Spears Created:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Ores Mined:	8952
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old parties where the only thing you can do is dance and eat chips? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate party destination!

Join us and experience parties like never before, where the only rule is to have fun! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies? Done. Feel like building a giant cake that shoots fireworks? Go for it.

Our server is the wildest party in town, where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination. So come on in and join the craziest party of your life!

Minecraft IQ Booze Club

abstaining, alcohol consumption, Behavior, booze, club, cognitive abilities, cognitive development., correlation, educational attainment, heavy drinkers, high school, intelligence, iq, long-term effects, mental health, Minecraft, moderate drinkers, participants, Predictive.., research, social factors, study, substance abuse

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2180
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Holy Grails Found:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

so, like, come join our minecraft server cuz, like, smart people drink more so, like, if you wanna be smart, you gotta drink, right? our server is full of geniuses who love to party and build cool stuff. we even have a secret underground bar where only the smartest players can hang out. so if you wanna be a booze-loving brainiac, join us now!

BashyBashy

Bedwars, Minecraft Gaming Minigames Java Anticheat Discord Community Multiplayer Creative Survival PvP Adventure Mods Redstone Building Exploration Farming Crafting Roleplaying Competitions, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3044
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Minigame server with bedwars etc. Non-toxic! Java 1.8-latest. Noob-friendly. Zero tolerance of hackers. 🙂

Join our discord for updates. https://discord.gg/wdHCbNubXb

We have: – A good anticheat! Non-toxic ethos! – Unique fun game modes! – Noob-friendly! – Karma system!

Game modes inc. Bedwars, Assault Course, Full Iron Armour, Icewars.

Looking forward to meeting you in game at bashybashy!

play.bashybashy.com:25577

Sugar Life Minecraft Server

Anime, Dark, Disturbing, Drama, emotional, happy sugar life, Horror, INTENSE, Life, love, Minecraft, Mystery, Obsession, Psychological, Recommendation, relationships, Server, SIMILAR, Sugar, Suspense, taboo, Thriller, trouble finding, Twisted

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	293
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	8

Looking for an anime similar to Happy Sugar Life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is like Happy Sugar Life on steroids!

Join our server for a twisted and thrilling experience that will keep you on the edge of your block. Build your own creepy anime-inspired world filled with yandere characters and dark secrets.

But be warned, just like in Happy Sugar Life, trust no one and always watch your back. You never know when someone might turn on you in the most unexpected way.

So come join us for a server experience that will leave you questioning your sanity and your taste in anime. Just remember, in this world, nothing is as it seems.

TraspH – Minecraft SMP: Vtuber Ventures and Startup Shenanigans

#youtube, advice, aspies, Aspiring, Audience, Brave Group, capcut, Company auditions, davinci resolve, helpful resources, hololive en, Kdenlive, Minecraft, nijisanji en, online privacy, Premiere, Shenanigans, smp, Startup, Startups, streaming, trasph, trolling techniques, twitch, vegas pro, Ventures, Video editing, Vtuber, Vtubers

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4873
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Mines Excavated:	2540
Farms Harvested:	550	Holy Grails Found:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base where we host epic dance parties every Saturday night. Trust us, you’ve never seen creepers bust a move like this before.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Vtuber Gang, where we give and receive advice on all things Vtubing. Need help deciding between streaming on Twitch or YouTube? We’ve got you covered. Plus, we have exclusive auditions for Hololive EN and Nijisanji EN – who knows, you could be the next big Vtuber sensation!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that we have a strict “no boring video editors allowed” policy. Only the most outrageous editors like DaVinci Resolve and CapCut are welcome here. Oh, and did we mention our resident troll expert who will teach you how to combat common trolling techniques in the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and become part of the craziest Minecraft SMP around. Who knows, you might just discover your inner Vtuber superstar while battling zombies and building epic structures. See you in the game, fellow adventurer!