So, like, imagine this crazy Minecraft server where the power grid is like, 95% fossil free! It’s like, France in 2024 but in Minecraft, dude. We got nuclear power, renewables, all jumping around like they just won the lottery. Join this server and you’ll be like, saving the planet one block at a time. Plus, the mobs are so chill, they’ll be like, “Hey, wanna hang out and build a solar panel together?” It’s like, the most eco-friendly server out there, man. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft green again!
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ParisCraft: 95% Fossil Free
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ParisCraft: Trumped Out
so, like, u kno how donald trump did a big oopsie and pulled us out of the paris climate thingy? well, our minecraft server is like the opposite of that! we care about the environment and stuff, so if u join our server u can help save the virtual planet one block at a time! plus, we have this crazy story where the creepers are actually secret agents trying to stop u from planting trees because they’re secretly working for the evil ender dragon who wants to destroy the world! so come join us and be a hero in the fight against climate change and evil creepers! it’s gonna be epic, bro!
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ParisCraft Server: Double the Fun!
lol come join our minecraft server, where the cycling numbers double in one year thanks to massive investment in pixelated bikes! we got piggyback rides and llama races that will make you question reality. the sheep even wear helmets, it’s wild. and guess what? it’s not stopping, we’re gonna keep on pedaling until we reach the end of the blocky world. so grab your pickaxe and hop on a bike, because this server is where the real adventure begins.
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ParisCraft – Minecraft Server
so, liek, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got crazier shenanigans than that fake video of a palestinian dude threathening france at the olympics. we got russian hackers making fake news look like child’s play.join us and u can build a giant statue of a potato riding a llama while battling flying squids with laser beams. trust me, it’s totally legit.
plus, our server has a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. but shh, don’t tell anyone.
so, what are you waiting for? come join our wacky world of minecraft madness and let’s have a blast together!