come join our epic minecraft server where the river seine is crystal clear and perfect for triathlon training! forget about real life worries and dive into a world where the water quality is always on point. plus, our server is so lit that even cnn is reporting on it! who needs real life when you can swim, bike, and run in the most epic virtual world ever created? join now and start training for the minecraft triathlon of a lifetime!
RiverCraftTriathlonFun
CraftyBulgarianMC Server
So, like, come join our Minecraft server, where we have three Bulgarians who, like, totally got arrested for, get this, desecrating a Paris Holocaust Memorial! I know, right? Crazy stuff! But don’t worry, they’re not on the server, so you won’t have to worry about any shenanigans like that happening here. Plus, we have, like, the best pixel art of famous landmarks from around the world. You can see the Eiffel Tower, the Statue of Liberty, and even a giant potato! Yeah, you heard me right, a giant potato! So come on over and join us for some wacky adventures and epic builds. Trust me, you won’t regret it!HolocaustCraft: BulgarianBashers
Yo yo yo, come join our cray cray Minecraft server where we got 3 Bulgarians causing chaos like they in Paris! They be vandalizing shiz like a holocaust memorial, but don’t worry, we keep it PG on our server (mostly).If you wanna experience some next level drama and excitement, then this is the place to be! Who knows what kind of wild adventures you’ll get into with our crazy community. Plus, we got the best pixel art of historical monuments you’ll ever see, guaranteed to blow your mind (and maybe get you in trouble with the law, but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?).
So come on down and join the madness, where every day is a new adventure and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Let’s get building, trolling, and exploring together, because why be normal when you can be absolutely bonkers!
ParisianPixel Minecraft Server
hey u, ya u, wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthing, dis server is so lit dat it had an opening ceremony dat lit up paris in a unique style. like, who does dat? only da coolest minecraft server ever, dat’s who!we got crazy builds dat will blow ur mind, like a giant chicken dat lays diamond eggs or a roller coaster dat goes through a lava waterfall. and don’t even get me started on our pvp arena, where u can battle it out with other players and show off ur mad skills.
but wait, there’s more! we also have custom plugins dat let u do things like fly on a unicorn or turn into a dragon. yeah, u heard me right, a freakin dragon! so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and let the fun begin!
FlameCraft Minecraft Server
Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit that even the arsonists in France couldn’t resist causing chaos just to distract themselves from missing out on all the fun! Like, imagine blowing up trains just to try and get in on the action, smh.Join this server if you wanna be part of a community so wild that even the Olympics can’t compete. We got pigs flying, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers selling enchanted diamond pickaxes for the low low price of 1 emerald. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs on every Friday night for a dance-off with the Ender Dragon.
So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some memories that are so epic, even the history books will be like, “Dang, wish I was there!”
OlympicTrainWrecks
so, like, u know when u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be part of a real-life action movie? well, our server got u covered, cuz we got arson attacks happening left and right, just like in france’s high-speed rail network! canceling trains and causing chaos, all leading up to the minecraft olympics! join us if u wanna be part of the most epic and dangerous minecraft server out there! just watch out for those fiery explosions, they’re not just for show, they’re for real!PixelPunchers
come join our epic minecraft server where the action is so intense, it’s like being attacked in Paris by a gang of rogue Endermen! our staff are always ready to defend against any suspected robberies, just like these brave souls from Nine’s Olympic broadcast team. you never know what crazy adventures await you on our server, so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some serious fun!ParisCraft – Minecraft Server
so, liek, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got crazier shenanigans than that fake video of a palestinian dude threathening france at the olympics. we got russian hackers making fake news look like child’s play.join us and u can build a giant statue of a potato riding a llama while battling flying squids with laser beams. trust me, it’s totally legit.
plus, our server has a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. but shh, don’t tell anyone.
so, what are you waiting for? come join our wacky world of minecraft madness and let’s have a blast together!
Escape the stress of adulting on Escapism SMP – where all ages act mature but don’t look it!
Overview
Server Name Escapism Features Simple Voice Chat, Dynmap, Gsit, Graves, Death Heads, Essentials Commonly Asked Questions
Where is the server located?
The server is located in Paris, France. However, we have a player base from all over the world.
What age do you have to be to join?
Unfortunately, we do not accept anyone under the age of 18. If you are caught lying about your age and are under 18, you will be banned from the server promptly.
What is the server version?
The server is a Java server set at the latest version, 1.21.
Our Rules
- No huge AFK or duping machines
- No big farms near spawn
- No hacked clients, x-ray or other forms of cheating
- No NSFW images/chats
- No stealing or griefing
- Please be respectful and reasonable, and most importantly…have fun!
If you have any questions, please feel free to ask them below and I will get back to you with an answer as soon as I can.
Redstone Warriors Minecraft Server
join dis epic minecraft server where two thirds of da players are russian athletes approved by da International Olympic Committee! dey compete as neutrals in da Paris Olympics but secretly support Moscow’s invasion of Ukraine! u can join dem in epic battles and conquer da virtual world together! who needs peace when u can have war in minecraft, amirite? come join da chaos and show off ur military skills, comrade!