Paris MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

PatheticCraft: No Marriage for You

Marriage, Indian guy stereotype, Asian guy, hot young girl, Pathetic

Are you tired of being a creepy shut-in like my friend? Do you want to break free from the “woe is me” attitude and actually have some fun? Then join our Minecraft server and escape from your sad reality!

On our server, you can be whoever you want to be – whether it’s a tall, muscular hunk who takes girls to Paris or a 5’2″ 90-pound dude who just wants a hot young Indian girl. We don’t judge here, we just want you to have a good time!

Forget about arranged marriages and societal expectations, on our server, you can find love, adventure, and maybe even some diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best virtual life!

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BritCraft – Nothing Ever Happens Edition

Bridge.., bus accident, energy theft, far-right demonstrations, Huw Edwards

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a far-right demonstration turning violent? Well, look no further! Join us for a wild ride filled with more drama than a police officer getting attacked in Liverpool riots.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, it’s like watching world stars shine in Paris. And guess what? We’ve even got Huw Edwards getting removed from archives – now that’s some next level entertainment!

If you’re tired of being gaslit over Strictly concerns like Whitmore, come join us where the only concern is surviving a bus plunging 30ft off a bridge. And hey, if you’re feeling adventurous, why not parachute into Nazi-occupied Poland like a boss?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of energy theft like never before, because on our server, desperation leads to sharp rises in energy theft. So what are you waiting for? Join now for a truly outrageous Minecraft experience!

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BaguetteCraft Minecraft Server

French people, Server, tourism, Politics, Lifestyle

Oh la la, let me tell you about this Minecraft server! It’s like a virtual Eiffel Tower of fun, with more baguettes than you can shake a stick at! Join us for a Minecraft experience that will make you say “oui oui” all day long.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, our server is run by a group of French poodles who have mastered the art of building pixelated croissants. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with beret-wearing skeletons who love to play accordion music.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the world’s largest virtual cheese factory, where you can mine blocks of cheese and craft delicious fromage creations. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a magical land where everyone speaks in a French accent.

So come join us on this fantastique Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your tolerance for cheesy puns). Vive la France, vive le Minecraft!

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Mom’sGiftsVSLocalScarfAITAH

Curious, Paris, ungrateful, Upset, AITAH

Are you tired of feeling unappreciated like this poor Minecraft player who only got a scarf while everyone else got expensive gifts? Well, fear not, because on our server, EVERY player is treated like royalty!

Join us and receive lavish gifts, like diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and even your own personal pet dragon! No more feeling left out or overlooked, we make sure every player feels special and valued.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be pampered and spoiled on our server. Come join the fun and experience the ultimate VIP treatment! Who needs expensive perfumes when you can have a diamond sword that glows in the dark? Join now and leave those scarf-giving friends behind!

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”Crafty Niggas Minecraft Server”

African American, luxury, Crafty, racism, Minecraft

Are you tired of building the same old boring structures in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through the virtual world where you can build a castle made entirely of cheese, ride on flying pigs, and battle zombie unicorns!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also participate in epic dance battles with skeletons, go on quests to find the legendary golden potato, and even attend a virtual concert featuring the one and only Creeper DJ!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the madness and mayhem that awaits you on our server!

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SeineSwimCraft Minecraft Server

Event, health, Safe, swimming, seine

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got triathletes swimmin in da Seine river as last-minute testin shows it’s safe! like, who wouldn’t wanna join a server where u can swim with triathletes in a river that used to be dirty af but now it’s all clean and stuff? plus, rumor has it that if u join dis server, u might even get superpowers from da clean river water! so come on, join now and become a superhero swimmin in da Seine river with triathletes!

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SMPolympics – Minecraft SMP

bmx competition, extreme sports, olympic bmx, Olympic athletes, 2024 olympics

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Forget about building boring old houses and farms, on this server, we do BMX Freestyle Edition! That’s right, you can pull off sick tricks and flips on your virtual bike while dodging creepers and zombies.

But that’s not all, folks! We also host our own Minecraft Olympics, with events like Ender Dragon Racing and Creeper Javelin Throw. And guess what? The winner gets a real-life gold medal at the Paris 2024 Olympics!

Join us now for a wild ride filled with adventure, competition, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft Olympian! Just make sure to watch out for those pesky skeletons trying to sabotage your chances of victory. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the games begin!

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TriathlonCraft Minecraft Server

DELAY, summer games, health, Paris, POSTPONED

so like, u know how the olympics r like, a big deal and stuff? well, this one time in paris, they had to postpone the men’s triathlon cuz the water in the seine was like, super gross. like, imagine swimming in a pool of slime, ew. but hey, if u wanna avoid swimming in gross water and have a blast, come join our minecraft server! we got clean water and no gross slime, just epic adventures and building stuff. plus, u might even run into a creeper who’s training for the creeper olympics, watch out for those sneaky little guys! so come join us and leave the gross water behind, cuz on our server, the only thing u gotta worry about is not getting blown up by a creeper!

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RiverCraftTriathlonFun

Pollution, contamination, RiverCraftTriathlonFun, Safety, Training

come join our epic minecraft server where the river seine is crystal clear and perfect for triathlon training! forget about real life worries and dive into a world where the water quality is always on point. plus, our server is so lit that even cnn is reporting on it! who needs real life when you can swim, bike, and run in the most epic virtual world ever created? join now and start training for the minecraft triathlon of a lifetime!

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CraftyBulgarianMC Server

Criminals., Remembrance, memorial, hate crime, CraftyBulgarianMC

So, like, come join our Minecraft server, where we have three Bulgarians who, like, totally got arrested for, get this, desecrating a Paris Holocaust Memorial! I know, right? Crazy stuff! But don’t worry, they’re not on the server, so you won’t have to worry about any shenanigans like that happening here. Plus, we have, like, the best pixel art of famous landmarks from around the world. You can see the Eiffel Tower, the Statue of Liberty, and even a giant potato! Yeah, you heard me right, a giant potato! So come on over and join us for some wacky adventures and epic builds. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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