Paris MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

EuroTripEscape

Unsafe, bad friend, beach walks, Madrid, coworker

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the south of France! Join us for beach walks, dinners, and sunset outings, but be prepared for unexpected twists and turns.

Experience the thrill of waking up to find your friend has disappeared, leaving the door half-open and blocking you on everything. Will you be able to clear the air and settle the expenses, or will you be caught in a web of betrayal and Twitter drama?

Join now for a chance to navigate through friendships, agreements, and missed flights in a virtual world where anything can happen. Will you be the hero who pays for shared expenses or the rebel who refuses to foot the bill for someone else’s poor decisions? The choice is yours on our server!

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PissedCraft: AITA? WifeMad

spain, children, Marriage, savings, Paris

Are you tired of dealing with a travel-loving spouse who expects extravagant trips on their birthday every year? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for a while.

On our server, you can build your own virtual vacation paradise without breaking the bank or dealing with any angry spouses. No need to worry about debt, health issues, or expensive plane tickets – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

And hey, if you ever feel like surprising your spouse with a virtual trip, you can always build them a pixelated Eiffel Tower or a blocky Greek island. Who needs real travel when you have the endless possibilities of Minecraft at your fingertips?

So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual travel buddy to explore the pixelated world with. Just don’t forget to pack your diamond pickaxe and enchanted armor – you never know what adventures await in our crazy Minecraft server!

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Crafty Moscow SMP

Moscow, Madrid, Bucharest, athens, Rome

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in our virtual world where cities are named after real-life locations but with a twist. Moscow, Idaho is actually a tropical paradise, Berlin, Maryland is a desert wasteland, and Paris, Texas is a snowy wonderland.

Embark on epic quests to find the hidden treasure in Rome, Florida or battle fierce mobs in Athens, Georgia. Watch out for the mischievous players in Madrid, Iowa who love to prank unsuspecting newcomers. Explore the mysterious dungeons of Lisbon, Ohio or build a towering skyscraper in London, Kentucky.

But beware of the cursed lands of Dublin, Pennsylvania where players have been known to disappear without a trace. Join forces with other players in Stockholm, New Jersey to take down the evil boss mobs that roam the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join us in this crazy world where anything is possible and every corner holds a new adventure. Can you survive the madness of this Minecraft SMP?

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The False Pope’s Minecraft SMP Reopening Party

inside job, catholic church, catholicism, Bergoglio, Party

Join our Minecraft SMP where even Pope Francis himself wouldn’t miss out on the grand reopening of our virtual Notre Dame Cathedral! Our server is so lit, even the false Pope Bergoglio is too busy trying to destroy the church from the inside to attend. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of other crazy characters and outrageous stories to keep you entertained. So come on in and let’s build some epic cathedrals together!

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CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

Minecraft, aggressors, community outrage, knife attack, Jewish woman

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a wild ride through a jungle of craziness! we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes!

one time, a group of knife-wielding aggressors tried to attack a Jewish woman in Paris, but she was actually a secret ninja warrior and she took them all down with a single punch! now she’s the queen of the server and she’s always throwing epic parties with unlimited cake and fireworks.

if u join this server, u’ll never be bored again! we have secret treasure hunts, epic PvP battles, and even a hidden underground disco where the zombies bust out their best dance moves. so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

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French People Worship Africans Minecraft SMP

Africans, culture, Colonialism, History, Gay

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the French “people” have taken their love for Africans to a whole new level by worshipping them in-game! It’s like a wild party in 19th century Paris, where negrophilia and deep homosexuality reign supreme.

Join us for a chance to build outrageous structures inspired by French-African fusion, participate in wild dance parties, and maybe even uncover the hidden secrets of Parisian history. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this unique and eccentric server?

So come on, grab your virtual baguette and beret, and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, scratching your head, and questioning everything you thought you knew about history and culture. Vive la France!

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ParisianParkingMadness

policy, Transportation, Mayor, sustainable, city

come join our epic minecraft server where the mayor of Paris is actually a giant chicken who loves to dance to disco music while wearing a top hat! we have a special feature where all motorists must drive at 50kph or else they will be chased by a pack of wild llamas. but don’t worry, if you drive a heavy vehicle like an SUV, you get to park for free but only if you can solve the riddle of the talking tree in the enchanted forest. it’s a wild ride full of surprises and absurdity, so come on over and join the fun!

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Troy (2004) Minecraft SMP is haram

film, Mythology, Achilles, smp, Haram

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even the ancient city of Troy (2004) is considered haram here. That’s right, we’re breaking all the rules and turning up the heat!

2. Our players are so skilled, they can build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and a single torch. It’s like magic, but with more explosions.

3. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword with infinite enchantments? We got you covered.

4. Our server events are legendary. Last week, we had a PvP tournament where the winner got a real-life llama delivered to their doorstep. Don’t ask how we pulled that off, just join and maybe you’ll win a camel next time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and prepare for the wildest adventure of your life! Just remember, Troy (2004) is haram here, so leave your Trojan horses at home.

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JewelCraft Minecraft Server

Justice, Plot, Minecraft, anti-semitism, legal proceedings

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant baguettes and throw croissants at each other! we have a secret underground tunnel that leads to a magical land filled with dancing baguettes and flying berets. watch out for the evil french mime boss who tries to steal all our cheese! join now and help us defeat him with the power of friendship and baguette swords! oh la la, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

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ViralTNTCraft: PARIS Immunity

immune system regulation, antiviral response, research, immunity, antiviral immunity

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered the secret of PARIS antiviral immunity system! we have viral tRNA molecules running wild and causing chaos in the virtual world! fight off viruses with your pickaxe and build your own immune system fortress to protect yourself! join now for a chance to become the ultimate virus-fighting warrior and save the minecraft world from destruction! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your sword and get ready for some crazy battles!

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