Paris Olympics MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

ParisOlympicProtectors – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, law enforcement, global policing, smp, SECURITY

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the LAPD (Los Angeles Police Department) has been recruited to protect the Paris Olympics! That’s right, we’ve got cops from all over the world patrolling the virtual streets of Paris to ensure a safe and fun gaming experience.

Join us if you want to witness the epic showdown between the LAPD and creepers, zombies, and skeletons who are trying to crash the Olympics. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell!

Plus, rumor has it that the Eiffel Tower has been turned into a giant diamond block by a mischievous player. Can you find it and claim it for yourself? Join now and be a part of this wild and wacky adventure!

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KickCraft – International Soccer Server

Successor, #Southgate, World Cup, england, Server

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have Chelsea recalling players from Olympic squads, Spain proposing 11 World Cup stadiums for 2030, and managers stepping down left and right like it’s a game of musical chairs!

Join us for the ultimate chaos and drama as we navigate through FIFA delays, England manager searches, and who knows what else will happen next! Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the madness right here in our Minecraft world?

So come on in and join the fun – you never know what outrageous stories and insane adventures await you on our server!

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Redstone Warriors Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Competition, Moscow, Russian athletes, Paris Olympics

join dis epic minecraft server where two thirds of da players are russian athletes approved by da International Olympic Committee! dey compete as neutrals in da Paris Olympics but secretly support Moscow’s invasion of Ukraine! u can join dem in epic battles and conquer da virtual world together! who needs peace when u can have war in minecraft, amirite? come join da chaos and show off ur military skills, comrade!

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ParisOlympicsPlot Minecraft Server

Terrorism, Server, suspected, national security, Surveillance

so, like, u know how there’s this dude who was like planning some crazy stuff for the Paris Olympics? well, he got caught by the French security people, so now he’s in big trouble. but hey, forget about all that drama and come join our Minecraft server instead! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword that shoots out fireworks. it’s gonna be lit, bro. so come on over and let’s build some epic stuff together! who needs Paris when u got our server, amirite?

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RiverCraft Minecraft Server

environmental concerns, olympics, Bacteria, public health, Pollution

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more E. coli than the Seine River in Paris! it’s like swimming in a toxic waste dump, but way more fun! our server is so wild, even the Olympics are scared to come near us! if you’re looking for a thrill, join us and see if you can survive the deadly waters of our virtual world. just remember to bring your hazmat suit!

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ACFreeOlympics

energy consumption, summer games, cooling systems, environmental impact, athletes

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, building a sick castle in Minecraft, when suddenly BAM! Paris decides they don’t want any air conditioning at the Olympics. Can you even believe it? And all the other countries are like, “Um, no thanks, we like to breathe.” So they all come to this server, where the air is always cool and refreshing. Plus, we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts. True story. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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CraftyCashBillionaire24

exotic cars, private jet, spa day, personal chef, lottery winner

So you just won 1 billion dollars from the lottery, congrats! Now, imagine spending the next 24 hours on our Minecraft server where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the moonwalk, and pigs ride around on saddled chickens like they’re in a rodeo.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks, battling a dragon that spits out golden apples instead of fire, and trading with villagers who offer enchanted items that give you the power to fly.

But be warned, the server is also home to a mischievous group of unicorns who like to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes or replacing all their tools with rubber ducks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional unicorn prank).

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TaiwanTakedown Minecraft Server

weapons, US, Diplomacy, foreign policy, RETALIATION

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant walls to protect ourselves from imaginary enemies like china who try to impose sanctions on us for supplying imaginary arms to taiwan which doesn’t even exist in our world but hey who cares we just wanna build and have fun so come join us and let’s show china who’s boss in the virtual world because why not lol #minecraft #sanctions #buildthewall #imaginaryarms #taiwanwho

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CraftyGunBanLand

country-wide, policy proposal, firearm restriction, government action, Gun Violence

so, like, this server is so lit that even the Montenegrin PM wants to join! he’s all like “yo, let’s ban guns and play Minecraft instead!” cuz this server is so epic that it’s gonna save lives, bro. like, you gotta join before the PM changes his mind and decides to just play Minecraft all day instead of running a country. plus, there’s gonna be a shooting spree of fun and games, not actual guns, so come join the madness, fam!

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Viral Variant Detector Server

virus identification, virus detection, bacteria detection, response improvement, whooping cough variants

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a system that can detect new variants of viruses in the game! imagine fighting off a super contagious flu zombie or a COVID creeper, it’s gonna be wild! we even have whooping cough skeletons and tuberculosis spiders roaming around, ready to infect your blocky world. join now for a chance to save the virtual universe from these deadly diseases and show off your survival skills like never before!

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