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NordStreamDiver69

Arrest warrant, arrest warrant issued, cross-border crime, diplomatic tensions, European energy project, gas pipeline, germany, Germany issues, international investigation, legal implications, legal proceedings, media coverage, media report, Nord Stream investigation, Nord Stream probe, NordStreamDiver69, political controversy, Ukrainian diver, Ukrainian diver arrested, Ukrainian diver in Germany, warrant for diver

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4507
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	591	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Star Shards Collected:	198
Players Killed by Monsters:	2462	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19

so, like, this server is so epic that even germany wants in on the action! they issued an arrest warrant for a ukrainian diver in our nord stream probe! like, how crazy is that?! come join us and be part of the most scandalous minecraft server ever! who knows, maybe you’ll end up on the run from the law too! lolz!

MagiMine: Low Levels, High Damage

aging, amino acid, cardiovascular health, cellular health, chronic disease, Damage, disease-causing DNA damage, DNA repair, genetic damage, health, HIGH, homocysteine, human DNA, inflammation, Levels, Low levels of magnesium, MagiMine, magnesium deficiency, metabolic disorders, middle-aged adults, nutrient deficiency, Oxidative Stress, research, study

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5994
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Potions Brewed:	121
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Villages Defended:	16
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	35

come join our minecraft server where we have so much magnesium you won’t even know what to do with it! we have 172 middle-aged adults running around with low magnesium but high homocysteine levels causing chaos and DNA damage everywhere! if you want to experience the ultimate survival challenge, join us and see if you can avoid getting your DNA wrecked by all the magnesium madness! trust us, it’s a blast!

Proryv Survival

Challenges, Community, Custom World Generation, difficult caves, Economy, Escape, Exploration, market, multiplayer, mystery boxes, Paranormal Caves, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Rewards, smp server, Survival, trade items, unique functions

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	667
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Astral Projections Made:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

A SMP Server with unique functions like custom World Generation, Economy including Mystery Boxes and a Market where you can trade buy items from another player, and most important: The Paranormal Caves! Unique and difficult caves where you have to escape to win your rewards you’ll earn!

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Kraftergeist Minecraft Server

autistic, bureaucracy, deutschland, Disciplined, efficiency, farm simulator, Gaming, German, German culture, German work ethic, Helpful, joy, Kraftergeist, Minecraft, Nice, organization, powerful mind, Precision, regimented, Server, simulation games, Structured, truck simulator, Visionary

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7238
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have harnessed the power of the German mind to create the most efficient and organized virtual world you’ve ever seen! Our players are so regimented, they make sure every block is perfectly placed and every mob is taken care of with precision.

But don’t worry, it’s not all work and no play on our server. Our German players know how to have fun too! They love to play farm simulators and truck simulators in between building epic structures and conquering dungeons.

And the best part? Every comment you’ll see in the chat is exceptionally nice, helpful, and full of joy. It’s like a virtual hug from the entire country of Germany!

So come join us on our server and experience the power of the German mind for yourself. Who knew bureaucracy could be so much fun in Minecraft?

SMPcraft – Minecraft SMP Madness #1616

Assetto Corsa, BEFRIENDING REWIND, Dirt Rally 2 club, EU Assetto Corsa, EU Pavlov, EU Walkabout Minigolf, fallout 4, Friend by Friend, Game recommendations, Game Resources, Headset Selection, Idol Event, madness, Minecraft, Minecraft EU, Minecraft NA, NA Assetto Corsa, NA Pavlov, NA Walkabout Minigolf, Real Suffering, SEA Breachers, smp, smpcraft, virtual reality, VRC Screenshots, VRChat Events, vtol vr

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2705
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Potions Brewed:	72
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

🤣 Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a virtual reality adventure where you’ll befriend Rewind – who knows what kind of trouble he’ll get you into! Choose your headset wisely, because in this world of “Virtual Reality, Real Suffering,” anything can happen!

🎮 Need some game recommendations? Look no further! Check out our list of game resources and get ready to dive into some insane gameplay. From Assetto Corsa to VTOL VR, we’ve got it all – including a Minecraft server that’s so wild, it’s currently dead (but don’t worry, we’ll bring it back to life)!

🌍 Explore our VRC screenshots by world and get ready to join in on the regularly hosted multiplayer games. From Pavlov to Walkabout Minigolf, there’s never a dull moment on this server. And don’t miss out on our VRChat events – you never know what kind of madness will ensue!

📅 Mark your calendars for upcoming events like “Friend by Friend” on August 17th and the “Idol Event” on September 28th. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the hilarity that ensues when this group gets together. So what are you waiting for? Join us in the craziest Minecraft SMP around! #VirtualRealityRealSuffering 😂🎮

TransMinecraftDadCashNoCanDo

Adult, Asshole, Awful, financially supporting, learn, luxury, MONEY, new car, OFFENDED, Parent, RESPONSIBILITY, Responsible, savings, savings account, Support, surgery, top surgery, trans man, TRANSITION, TransMinecraftDadCashNoCanDo, Traveling

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5314
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	362	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
New Chunks Explored:	207770	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Towns Built:	3	Mines Excavated:	2415
Holy Grails Found:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further because our server is full of it! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions between this parent and their son.

Witness the epic battle between responsibility and luxury as players fight for their right to a top surgery, all while managing their savings accounts and making questionable financial decisions. Will they learn to be responsible adults or will they continue to splurge on unnecessary luxury items like new cars and extravagant vacations?

Join our server now and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer madness of it all. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to entertain you? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and see what all the fuss is about!

PettyPissedOffPlayer – Minecraft SMP

anger, annoyance, BETRAYAL, bitterness, grievances, grudge, grudge holding, grumbling, harboring resentment, holding a grudge, Irritation, lingering anger, long-term frustration, Minecraft, minor annoyance, Peeved, Petty, PettyPissedOffPlayer, Resentment, Revenge, small grudge, smp, vexation

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7354
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Love Letters Sent:	13
Astral Projections Made:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Dimension Hops:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9

Are you tired of getting griefed on other servers by some noob with a wooden pickaxe? Well, on our server, we have a strict no-griefing policy that is enforced by a squad of highly trained llamas armed with diamond swords. That’s right, we take petty revenge to a whole new level!

Join our SMP if you want to unleash your inner drama llama and settle scores with your enemies in the most ridiculous ways possible. From building giant statues of their Minecraft character out of pink wool to creating elaborate traps that make them question their very existence, the possibilities for petty revenge are endless.

So if you’re still seething over that time someone stole your favorite block of dirt or left a trail of torches leading to your secret base, come join us and let the llamas of justice reign supreme!

CraftyInventions

advancement, agriculture, Breakthrough, Civilization, Communication, CraftyInventions, Development, discovery, Evolution, Humanity, Impact, industrialization, innovation, invention, Medicine, progress, revolution, Science, society, Technology, Transportation

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8294
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Forget about inventions like the wheel or electricity, the real game-changer for humanity is this epic Minecraft server! Join us and witness the power of virtual blocks shaping the course of history. Our server is so revolutionary that even cavemen are logging on to build their own virtual caves. Who needs fire when you have the ability to create an entire world with just a few clicks? So come join us and be a part of the greatest invention of all time – Minecraft!

UkrainianAirRaid Minecraft Server

aggression, airstrike, Attack, Conflict, conflict escalation, current events, Defense, eastern europe, international relations, LARGEST, Military, Minecraft, News, Overnight, Political, RETALIATION, Russian airbases, Server, source, Tension, Ukraine, UkrainianAirRaid, War

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2190
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can totally be like a Ukrainian superhero, taking down Russian airbases left and right! It’s like, the craziest battle you’ll ever see in Minecraft, bro. Join our server and be part of the epic showdown between Ukraine and Russia. Who will come out on top? Only the bravest players will survive and conquer the enemy bases. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and show off your mad skills in this intense war zone!

CraftyKremlinCrisis

Conflict, CraftyKremlinCrisis, Crisis, eastern europe, emergency response, escalation, european union, government action, international relations, military conflict, military intervention, nato, peace negotiations, political tension, Russian region, sanctions, security threat, state of emergency, territorial dispute, Ukraine attack

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8531
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Votes:	1718	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50

lol guys, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s so lit, even Russia is declaring a state of emergency after Ukraine attacked it. like, if that doesn’t scream excitement, i don’t know what does. come join us and be part of the chaos and madness, it’s gonna be a blast. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows, like where else can you find that? hurry up and join before the world goes even more crazy, trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this insanity.