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  • WeddingCraftAutismBan

    WeddingCraftAutismBan
    Are you tired of boring family drama ruining your special day? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the chaos of wedding planning with your highly autistic brother who has severe anger issues and behavioral problems.

    On our server, everyone is welcome, even if they hate weddings and refuse to take medication. We provide a safe space for all, complete with caretakers to watch over your loved ones while you build, explore, and have a blast.

    So why wait? Join our server now and leave the family drama behind. Who needs a wedding ceremony when you can have an epic after party in Minecraft instead? Don’t be selfish – invite your whole dysfunctional family to join in on the fun!

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  • Parental Neglect Craft

    Parental Neglect Craft
    so, like, you know how the youngest kid always gets the short end of the stick? well, on this server, we flip that script, yo! the youngest child is the ultimate boss, the ruler of all the land! they get all the power and control, while their siblings gotta do all the grunt work. join us if you wanna experience the sweet taste of power and domination, all while laughing at your older siblings who gotta do your bidding. come on, who wouldn’t wanna be the ultimate boss of their own world? let’s go, youngest child, it’s your time to shine!

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  • GrandparentGrief Minecraft Server

    GrandparentGrief Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your dysfunctional family drama? Look no further than our server! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and forget about your crazy parents and siblings.

    Join us and build your dream world where you can be the responsible one for once! No more dealing with siblings ruining birthday parties or parents causing chaos at McDonald’s. On our server, you can be the hero and create a peaceful and harmonious community.

    Plus, with our server, you won’t have to worry about getting scolded for laughing at your parents’ ridiculous antics. So come on over and let’s create a world where family loyalty is actually worth celebrating!

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  • SisSitterSass or ParentalBendOverNOPE

    SisSitterSass or ParentalBendOverNOPE
    Are your parents constantly trying to guilt trip you into babysitting your younger sibling? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from family drama! Join us and build your own virtual family where you make the rules.

    On our server, you can set boundaries without getting yelled at by your dad in the background. No more bending over backwards for anyone – except maybe to mine some diamonds. And if your parents try to stress you out, just block them like you would a creeper in the game.

    So come join us and let loose in a world where you can finally say “This is wild. Make it make sense” and no one will judge you. It’s time to prioritize your mental health and have some fun with us. Trust us, it’s better than dealing with real life family drama.

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  • ParentalSilenceCraft

    ParentalSilenceCraft
    So, like, this server is the bomb dot com, ya know? Like, you gotta join because, like, the sheep here can talk and they tell the funniest jokes, man. And, like, the creepers are all scared of cats because one time a cat dressed up as a creeper for Halloween and now they think all cats are explosive. It’s wild, dude. Plus, the diamonds here are actually made of chocolate, so you can eat them and get super OP. And, like, there’s a secret underground disco party with all the mobs dancing to dubstep. It’s lit, bro. So, like, join this server and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever, man. You won’t regret it, I swear.

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  • BabyRageCraft

    BabyRageCraft
    Looking for an escape from your chaotic family life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and crazy shenanigans.

    Our server is the perfect place to forget about your responsibilities and immerse yourself in a world of creativity and laughter. Build your dream house, explore mysterious caves, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles.

    With our wacky community of players, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Who knows, you might even find a new family among our pixelated friends!

    So why wait? Join us now and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual escapades in Minecraft? Let’s block and roll, baby!

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  • ParentCraft: No BS Zone

    ParentCraft: No BS Zone
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we serve up the world’s best virtual garlic bread and desserts! If your parents ever give you a hard time about ordering food from a restaurant instead of making it yourself, then this is the place for you. Our virtual steakhouse offers sides that you can order separately without any judgment from anyone’s dad who thinks Texas Roadhouse is fancy.

    Join us and experience a world where hot towels and palate cleansing between courses are the norm, and wine sampling is a daily occurrence. Confront your parents about their lies and snobby behavior in our virtual world, where you can call them out without them storming off to a hotel.

    Don’t let your parents ruin your dinner plans ever again – join our Minecraft server and indulge in the most outrageous dining experiences you can imagine!

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  • BallBustersCraft

    BallBustersCraft
    Are you tired of dealing with pesky kids kicking balls into your apartment and breaking your plates? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where kids can’t ruin your day with their soccer shenanigans.

    On our server, you can build a fortress so high that even the most skilled footballers couldn’t kick a ball through your window. Plus, we have a special “no broken plates” rule that guarantees your kitchenware will remain intact.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a parkour challenge that will test your skills in dodging flying balls and angry parents. Can you make it to the end without getting hit? Join now and find out!

    So say goodbye to rude kids and hello to a world where your plates are safe. Join our Minecraft server today and start building your ultimate ball-proof fortress!

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  • PsychoParentProbsMC

    PsychoParentProbsMC
    come join our minecraft server where we embrace the chaos and craziness of life! we have so many wacky adventures waiting for you, it’s like a rollercoaster ride for your brain! imagine building a house with a llama as your architect, or fighting off zombies with a carrot as your weapon.

    our server is like a therapy session for your inner child, where you can let loose and have fun without any judgment. we even have a special area where you can battle it out with other players using only your best dance moves.

    so if you’re looking for a place where you can be yourself and let your imagination run wild, come join us! who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for llama architecture or zombie carrot fighting. the possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let the madness begin!

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