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  • DisneyKidzGoneWild

    DisneyKidzGoneWild

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape your real-life drama and just have a good time? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure and laughter.

    Imagine this: you log on to our server and immediately you’re greeted by a virtual family – a husband, wife, and two kids. But here’s the catch – the husband is a total control freak when it comes to money! He won’t let anyone pay for anything, not even if they’re loaded with diamonds.

    But don’t worry, the real fun begins when it’s time for little Grady’s birthday party. You invite all his friends from school, but no one shows up except for one girl and her generous parents. They offer to take the whole family to Disney World – for free! Can you imagine the husband’s reaction when he finds out? Let’s just say, it’s a rollercoaster of emotions.

    So come join our server for a crazy, unpredictable experience that will leave you laughing and wondering what will happen next. Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about family dynamics and the importance of letting go of control. See you there!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BrothersWeddingNoFamJoin

    BrothersWeddingNoFamJoin

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of missing out on family events because of pesky things like school and dance recitals? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of family obligations! On our server, you can build your own virtual family who will never guilt trip you for missing weddings or recitals. Plus, you can travel to exotic locations without ever leaving your computer chair! Say goodbye to family drama and hello to endless fun on our server. Who needs real family when you have a Minecraft family that will never judge you for putting your own needs first? Join now and start living your best virtual life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Parent’s House PvP

    Parent’s House PvP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take Navy Showers to a whole new level! Just like in real life, you’ll have to turn the water off while you soap up and shampoo your pixelated hair. But here’s the twist – if you take too long, you’ll freeze to death in the icy waters of our virtual world!

    Join us and experience the thrill of saving virtual water while risking virtual hypothermia. Our ex-military NPC will monitor your shower time and judge you harshly if you take longer than 2 minutes. Plus, our septic system is so realistic that you’ll actually see the consequences of your water-wasting ways.

    Don’t worry about the freezing temperatures, it’s all part of the immersive experience. And if you think 20-minute showers are too long in real life, just wait until you try to rinse your razor in our server – it’s a whole new level of challenge!

    So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive the Navy Shower Edition of Minecraft. And remember, respect the rules or face the wrath of our shower-monitoring NPC. It’s a ridiculous request, but hey, that’s just how we roll in our crazy Minecraft world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HusbandHoarder Minecraft Server

    HusbandHoarder Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of priorities…or not! Join us if you want to escape the real world drama and immerse yourself in a land where giving away washers without consulting your spouse is the norm!

    Imagine a world where medical bills and car repairs are a thing of the past, and you can spend your hard-earned diamonds on frivolous gifts for your friends instead. Who needs a new mattress when you can spend that money on virtual baby supplies for your pixelated offspring?

    On our server, the only thing sinking is the ground beneath your blocky feet, not your old bed. So come join us and let’s build a world where responsibilities are a thing of the past and giving away housewarming gifts without a second thought is the ultimate goal. It’s a virtual utopia where financial woes are non-existent and the only limit is your imagination…and maybe your spouse’s wrath.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DadDitchinCraft

    DadDitchinCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your need for personal space and freedom? Look no further than our server! We won’t force you to attend any virtual events or make you feel guilty for wanting to stay home and mine in peace.

    Join us and escape the drama of overbearing parents who guilt trip you for not feeling well enough to attend a virtual event. Our server is a safe haven for all players who just want to enjoy the game without any unnecessary stress.

    So come on over and build your virtual paradise with us, where you can mine, craft, and explore without any judgment or pressure. And remember, on our server, you’re always free to play your way!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Auntie’s Bathroom Battle Royal

    Auntie’s Bathroom Battle Royal

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being treated like a kid when you’re almost an adult? Join our Minecraft server where we only have adults-only bathrooms and pool time! No more sharing with pesky little cousins who just learned how to use the potty. Our server is for the clean-freaks and the hygienic enthusiasts who demand their own space.

    We understand the struggle of being left out of the “adults-only” club, so come join us where you can assert your dominance and show your aunt who’s boss. No more being treated like a child, it’s time to take charge and claim your rightful place in the adult world. Plus, who wouldn’t want to argue with stubborn aunts for fun? Join now and show them who’s really in charge!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Secret Kidz Craft Fun

    Secret Kidz Craft Fun

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like TikTok for gamers, but wit way more creepers and zombies! We got kids sneakin’ on wit like 3.38 accounts, tryna hide from their parents like they hidin’ their secret stash of diamonds. And get dis, 6.3% of our players got secret accounts too, so u know it’s gonna be wild up in here! Join now and let’s get blocky together, fam!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockyBigotry

    BlockyBigotry

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting tanned is the sand on our beaches! Join us for a sun-soaked adventure filled with epic builds and crazy shenanigans.

    Imagine rowing your way through pixelated waters, with your crew team by your side. But watch out for those sneaky mobs trying to ruin your perfect tan! And speaking of tans, we fully support all beauty standards, whether you want to be as pale as a ghost or as bronzed as a baked potato.

    Don’t worry about any accusations of racism here, because we embrace all ethnicities and backgrounds. In fact, we encourage you to express your unique beauty standards, whether it’s rocking a tan or staying as fair as a snowflake.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be apologizing for is not joining sooner! And don’t worry about your principal or parents getting mad – they’ll be too busy trying to survive in our wild and wacky world. See you in-game, and remember, tan lines are just the start of your epic adventure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MilkAlert Minecraft Server

    MilkAlert Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of milk in your daily life? Look no further! Join our server where we prioritize milk above all else – just like OP’s dad!

    Imagine a world where running out of milk is a crisis that needs to be carefully planned for. Our server is filled with players who understand the struggle of not having the right drink with their food.

    Join us and experience the thrill of updating your grocery app in-game, digging your car out of snow to pick up essential drink items, and dealing with the drama of running out of milk.

    Don’t cry over spilled milk, just join our server and embrace the luxury of having your favorite drinks available at all times. Who needs water when you can have milk with every meal?

    So come on, join us and show your gratitude for the precious liquid that is milk. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a fellow milk enthusiast like OP’s dad to share your milk-related struggles with!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • GradCraft: Parental Priorities

    GradCraft: Parental Priorities

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we prioritize you over everyone else – even your little sister! Are you tired of playing second fiddle to your sibling with special needs? Look no further, because on our server, YOU are the star of the show!

    Join us for epic adventures and graduation ceremonies that last for hours – because your achievements deserve to be celebrated in style. No need to worry about your parents ditching you for your sister’s bad day, because here, we only care about YOU and your success.

    Don’t let your family dynamic hold you back from enjoying the spotlight you deserve. Invite your friends to join us and bask in the glory of being the top priority. Who needs parents at your graduation when you have a whole server full of supporters cheering you on?

    So come on over to our server and let us show you the love and attention you’ve been missing out on. Because on our server, it’s all about YOU!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP