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Blocky Banter: Creeper-Approved LOLs

addiction, banter, blocky, brother addicted to heroin, coasting off money, coping mechanisms, coping with loss, CreeperApproved, cultural norms, family dynamics, family relationships, family struggles, Financial Stability, generational wealth, Grief, Inheritance, inheritance issues., lols, mental health, parents pressure, sister committed suicide, societal expectations, video games

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5322
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	324	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Emeralds Found:	3102	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Need a break from your family drama? Look no further!

Join us and build your own virtual paradise, away from the craziness of the real world. Our server is the perfect place to hide from your responsibilities and just have some fun.

Imagine a world where you can build a mansion without worrying about your family’s expectations. No more nagging parents or siblings causing drama – just you and your blocks, creating whatever your heart desires.

So why wait? Join our server today and start building your escape from reality. Who needs a wife and kids when you can have a virtual kingdom all to yourself? Let’s block and roll!

EveCraft Minecraft Server

Advanced AI, artificial hyperintelligence, artificial intelligence spouse, cybernetic partner, digital spouse, Eve, EveCraft, futuristic partnership, futuristic romance, Futuristic technology, human consciousness merge, human-AI relationship, love story, Maciek Nowicki, Marriage, Minecraft, Pure, Sci Fi, sentient being, Server, stellar blade, technology marriage

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8692
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Holy Grails Found:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Votes:	7950
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because on our server, Maciek Nowicki is married to artificial hyperintelligence, Eve! That’s right, we’ve got a love story between a human and a robot that will make your head spin.

But wait, there’s more! Introducing the Stellar Blade, a weapon so powerful it can slice through diamond like butter. Want to show off your skills and dominate the competition? Join us and wield the Stellar Blade with pride.

And if that wasn’t enough to convince you, our server is PURE. That’s right, no hackers, no griefers, just pure, unadulterated fun. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

HomelessSteveMC SMP – Building Better Blocks, Not Homes!

advocacy, Assistance, Awareness, blocks, building, Community, compassion, Empathy, Homeless, homelessness, HomelessSteveMC, Homes, Marginalized, misconceptions, Outreach, POVERTY, Resources, Rural, Shelters, smp, Social Issues, society, Stereotypes, Support, Urban, vulnerable

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2774
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Love Letters Sent:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to experience pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us and witness the epic saga of the homeless villagers who have taken over our server. They roam the lands, stealing crops, and causing mischief wherever they go. But don’t worry, they’re harmless… most of the time.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them in the name of all that is good and holy?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever seen in the world of blocky madness!

CarCraft Minecraft Server

Accountability, Cancer, CarCraft, Chemo, Communication, delivery services, groceries, groceries left in car, Healthcare, Kids, lung cancer, Minecraft, misunderstandings, port surgery, refrigerated items, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, s/o, SCHOOL LUNCH, Server, Significant Other, UNFAIR, unloading groceries

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	885
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Animals Bred:	114
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your in-laws at Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it makes your family drama look like a walk in the park.

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more drama than a reality TV show. Need a break from your real-life chaos? Come escape to our server where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find some missing groceries in your trunk that your s/o conveniently forgot about. But don’t worry, we won’t make you replace them – unless you want to trade them for some diamonds.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

NoMoreMinecraftFamilyDinners

family acceptance, family bonding, family boundaries, family communication, family conflicts, family dinners, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family loyalty, family pressure, family priorities, family relationships, family respect, Family Support, family tradition, family unity, Family Values, monthly dinners, NoMoreMinecraftFamilyDinners

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7387
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family dinners? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and no judgment on your cooking skills!

Our server is the perfect place to avoid family drama like the plague. No more passive-aggressive comments about your cooking or judgmental stares from relatives. On our server, the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night and building epic structures.

Join now and leave behind the stress of family dinners. Who needs their approval when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Plus, we promise not to criticize your virtual cooking skills – unless you burn down the virtual kitchen, then we might have to have a chat. So come on in and let’s have some fun!

NoBoysAllowedMC SMP

advice, Boundaries, Communication, Curiosity, DATING, Etiquette, gender, inappropriate, Men, NoBoysAllowedMC, questions, reddit, relationships, Respect, sensitivity, smp, social norms, taboo, Women

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3173
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Divine Spears Created:	16
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	4319
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride you won’t want to miss out on!

Join us on our server where the creepers are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for hugs. Our Ender Dragon is a fashionista who will only attack you if you’re not wearing the latest trends in armor. And don’t even get me started on our villagers, they throw the most lit parties in all of Minecraft.

But be warned, there is one question you should never ask on our server: “Can I borrow your enchanted diamond sword?” Trust us, you do not want to know the consequences of that question.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notch himself building a rollercoaster made entirely out of gold blocks. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today!

CraftyGooglerz

Absurd, BIZARRE, Comical, CraftyGooglerz, Curiosity, funny, GOOGLE, INFORMATION, internet, odd, peculiar, query, question.., quirky, Random, Ridiculous, search, search engine, strange, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2846
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1050	Zombie Dances:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Towns Built:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Have you ever Googled “how to train a llama to breakdance”? Well, if you have, then you definitely need to join our Minecraft server! We have a whole llama breakdancing academy where you can train your llama to bust a move like never before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players can ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in epic jousting tournaments. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a lance.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party cave where players can dance the night away with glow-in-the-dark sheep and party-loving creepers. It’s the hottest spot in all of Minecraft, and you won’t find anything like it anywhere else.

So come join us on our server and experience the most ridiculous and outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you!

CraftyMedics Minecraft Server

Body, brutality, CraftyMedics, crime, Doctor, Evidence, Forensic, Hospital, investigation, Justice, Kolkata, law enforcement, Minecraft, murder, naked, on-duty, Server, sexual assault, Shocking.., SUSPECT, Tragedy, Victim, violence

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6500
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Magic Items Found:	5891	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Buildings Constructed:	19	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a Kolkata hospital up in here! Except instead of gruesome murders, we got epic battles and crazy adventures! Imagine finding a naked body in the game, but instead of being scared, you’re just like “lolz, who did this prank?!”

Join us for some penetrative fun (but not like that, keep it PG, kids)! Explore the wild world of Minecraft with us and see what kind of insane stories you can create. Trust me, it’s gonna be a blast! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

SurrenderCraft: Ukraine’s Big Win

big, Ceasefire, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Geopolitics, international conflict, international relations, Largest Surrender, Military, military strategy, peace talks, Reports, Russian Invasion, Russian troops, Surrender, SurrenderCraft, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, Ukraines, War, WIN

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1548
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	196	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

hey u, ya u reading this. u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well, let me tell u a lil secret. this server is so lit, even russian troops are surrendering just to play on it. like, ukraine reported the largest surrender by russian troops cuz they heard about this server.

imagine building your own empire, fighting dragons, and riding llamas into battle. yea, llamas. not horses, llamas. and the best part? we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night. u gotta see it to believe it.

so come on, join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun, then maybe this server isn’t for u. but for everyone else, come on in and let’s get this party started!

MeatyColonCraft

cancer awareness, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, colon cancer, colorectal cancer, diet, dietary habits, health, health risks, Healthy Eating, Lifestyle, meat consumption, meat intake, MeatyColonCraft, nutrition, Prevention, processed meats, red meat, risk factor, younger adults

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	873
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	2543	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Alien Abductions:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in the depths of the earth, when suddenly a wild colon cancer appears! but fear not, brave miner, for on our server, we have banished colon cancer forever! how, you ask? well, by serving up only the finest vegan food in all of Minecraft! no more red and processed meats here, just delicious plant-based goodness that will keep your colon happy and cancer-free! join us now and dig your way to a healthier future!

NordicMC

Factions, PvP, Raiding, skyblock survival creative minigames faction factions towny economy roleplay bedwars skywars prison vanilla modded tekkit pixelmon hunger games pvp adventure spigot

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4247
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4779
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Mines Excavated:	2372

Join NordicMC for the ultimate factions experience! Enjoy custom enchantments, intense PvP battles, and strategic raids in a competitive world. Build powerful factions, trade in a balanced economy, and participate in exciting events. Our friendly community and high-performance server ensure a smooth, engaging adventure for both veterans and newcomers. Ready to dominate?

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