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Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 3450 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 32 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Ores Mined: | 7583 | Animals Bred: | 92 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Join us for epic adventures and hilarious banter as we navigate the virtual world of Minecraft with our unique brand of humor. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the wild world of 70s and 80s slang!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server (especially when it comes to your parents’ questionable slang knowledge).