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Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 6070 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 76 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
Just like the parents in the story, we don’t bring our kids to places where virtual blocks are consumed! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure your children have a blast playing in our virtual world without any questionable behavior.
So come join us on our server, where the only thing getting drunk is the Ender Dragon after we defeat it in an epic battle! Build, explore, and have a great time with our crazy community of gamers. And remember, we’re not assholes, we’re just Minecraft enthusiasts with a sense of humor!