🔥🔥🔥
Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 7331 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Votes: | 9833 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 129 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 20 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
Just like the parents in the story, we don’t bring our kids to places where virtual blocks are consumed! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure your children have a blast playing in our virtual world without any questionable behavior.
So come join us on our server, where the only thing getting drunk is the Ender Dragon after we defeat it in an epic battle! Build, explore, and have a great time with our crazy community of gamers. And remember, we’re not assholes, we’re just Minecraft enthusiasts with a sense of humor!