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ParentingPalooza Minecraft Servers

ParentingPalooza Minecraft Servers

  • ParentingPalooza Minecraft Server

    ParentingPalooza Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/300 Votes: 237
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 13 Animals Bred: 60
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 35
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 42 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 437
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you appreciate your parenting skills? Look no further! Join our server where we make sure you have all the hands-on experience you need to be a pro parent!

    Forget about leaving all the parenting to the nanny, on our server, you’ll be the one in charge of taking care of your virtual kids. Watch out though, they might tell you that you’re being scary when you try to discipline them in an age-inappropriate way!

    So come join us and show your partner that you can handle all the parenting duties like a boss. Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about being a “fun dad” without avoiding discipline. Don’t miss out on this unique parenting experience, join now!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Anime Master Minecraft Server

    Anime Master Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/200 Votes: 8559
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 24
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 11
    Rainbows Spotted: 9 Titanic Battles Fought: 15
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are just like every other one out there? Well, look no further because our server is like a Japanese animator’s dream come true! We slip in all our wildest fetishes into the game for a truly unique and unforgettable experience.

    Join us if you want to see giant tentacle monsters roaming the land, catgirls with magical powers, and mechs battling it out in epic PvP battles. Who needs boring old creepers and zombies when you can have a server that’s straight out of an anime fever dream?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be prepared for some seriously weird and wacky adventures along the way.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Graphical Showcases Minecraft SMP

    Graphical Showcases Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 102/700 Votes: 631
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Love Letters Sent: 15
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 27 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 16

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take lighting effects to a whole new level! Forget about any other game on PC that used similar lighting effects before Halo in 2001, because we are the pioneers of epic lighting in Minecraft!

    Join us if you want to experience a world where torches shine brighter than your future, where the moonlight is so realistic you’ll forget you’re in a blocky universe. Our server is so lit, even the creepers wear sunglasses at night!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community where we take lighting seriously, because let’s be real, who needs sunlight when you have our epic lighting effects? Join now and prepare to be dazzled by the glow of our torches and the sparkle of our lava pits. It’s a bright new world on our Minecraft SMP, and we can’t wait for you to join us!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BroBroGrowUp Minecraft Server

    BroBroGrowUp Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/400 Votes: 3589
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Volcanoes Explored: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of moochers taking advantage of their parents and living rent-free while you work hard to build your own empire in Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where we don’t tolerate freeloaders like Dan! Join us and build your own virtual kingdom while teaching Dan a lesson in responsibility. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the chaos and fun in Minecraft? Don’t be an enabler like Dan’s parents, join us now and let’s show him how it’s done!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • WeddingBlock25

    WeddingBlock25
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    Players: 91/100 Votes: 5499
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 26 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 27 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Animals Bred: 86
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a total boss? Look no further than our server, where we treat you like royalty! Just like this parent who paid for all their older kids’ weddings without blinking an eye, we’ll shower you with riches and rewards beyond your wildest dreams.

    Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire, just like this parent built a legacy of wedding extravaganzas. Watch as your creations come to life and conquer the virtual world with your friends by your side.

    And hey, if you ever need a break from all the Minecraft madness, just log off and enjoy some drama like this parent dealing with their youngest getting engaged. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a virtual family feud like this one. It’s all part of the fun on our server – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry siblings)!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HackLifeMinecraftSMP

    HackLifeMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 109/300 Votes: 8329
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Love Letters Sent: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 14 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all you thrill-seeking, rule-breaking players out there!

    Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we throw all the traditional Minecraft rules out the window and embrace the madness. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war with your fellow players? Bring it on!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of friendly creepers. Rumor has it that anyone who can make it past the creepers will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of cake.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy SMP today and experience a whole new level of Minecraft insanity!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • WishCraft: Make it Happen!

    WishCraft: Make it Happen!
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    Players: 106/800 Votes: 2266
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Buildings Constructed: 8
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 18
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 13 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because on our server, your wish is our command! Literally!

    Imagine this: you stumble upon a magical genie lamp while mining for diamonds, and when you rub it, a genie pops out and offers you one wish. But here’s the catch – whatever you wish for will come true in the Minecraft world! Want to ride a unicorn through a rainbow-filled sky? Done. Want to battle a dragon with laser eyes while riding a giant chicken? Consider it done.

    But be warned, not all wishes turn out as expected. One player wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up buried alive in a mountain of shiny rocks. Another wished for the ability to fly and accidentally flew straight into a pack of angry creepers.

    So, what will your wish be? Join our server and find out! Just remember, be careful what you wish for…you might just get it!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyJerusalemMC Server

    BlockyJerusalemMC Server
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    Players: 97/700 Votes: 6256
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 5402
    Villages Defended: 7 Epic Battles Fought: 11
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 50
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 42
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we build cities bigger than Jerusalem (which totally isn’t in Israel, duh)! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. our players are so pro they can mine diamonds with their eyes closed. we even have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-encrusted pickaxes. so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible (even denying the existence of Jerusalem)!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AlQaedaCraft: Burkina Faso Mayhem

    AlQaedaCraft: Burkina Faso Mayhem
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    Players: 110/100 Votes: 3358
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 48 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 61 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u, ya u, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s crazier than the burkina faso massacre! we got over 600 players getting killed by creepers within hours, it’s like an al-qaeda linked group of mobs taking over the server! but don’t worry, we got epic weapons and armor to help u survive and take down those pesky creepers. join now if u dare, it’s gonna be a massacre of fun!

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  • QueerCraft: Brain Health Boost

    QueerCraft: Brain Health Boost
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    Players: 104/500 Votes: 7911
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 49 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Void Armor Forged: 23 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Crops Grown: 5762
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Magical Moments Shared: 16 Legendary Scepters Created: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server for the most wild and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience! we’ve got so much fun stuff to do, you’ll forget all about your negative brain health outcomes!

    come build a rainbow castle with your LGBTQ+ pals and show off your creativity! who needs to worry about dementia when you’re busy crafting the coolest pixel art in town?

    we’ve got mini-games that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about late-life depression! jump into our spleef arena and battle it out with your friends for the ultimate bragging rights.

    discrimination? stress? not on our server! here, everyone is treated with respect and kindness. plus, our virtual health care system will make sure you’re always feeling your best.

    so what are you waiting for? join us on the most inclusive and fun minecraft server around! who needs policy and legal factors when you’ve got a diamond sword in hand and a whole world to explore? let’s get crafting!

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  • Laugh Out Loud Minecraft Server

    Laugh Out Loud Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/300 Votes: 1694
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Gods Slained: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Farms Harvested: 659
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 1750
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a gang of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, they’re just here to add some excitement to your gaming experience!

    Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers have formed their own underground society complete with a black market for rare items. You never know what kind of shady deals you might stumble upon down there!

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our resident Ender Dragon who has a love for karaoke and challenges players to sing-offs for epic loot. Trust us, you’ve never heard “Baby Got Back” until you’ve heard it sung by a dragon!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on the most hilarious and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

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