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ParentingProdigy – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4618
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, have I got a server for you to join! This SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride of epic proportions. We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show and more chaos than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic bases, battling dragons, and forming alliances with other players. But beware, there are trolls lurking around every corner and griefers ready to ruin your day.

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But before they could celebrate, a herd of zombie pigmen came charging at them, causing chaos and destruction. It was a sight to behold, let me tell ya.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then look no further. Join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself raising virtual kids in a whole new way.

BabyFaceCutie Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9351
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Star Shards Collected:	153
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than this server where even the most unexpected things can happen! Join us and witness the epic battle between a fat pedophile with a baby face cutie patootie and Tyrone, who just wants to bust a fat load on those chubby cheeks. With crazy stories like this happening every day, you’ll never be bored on this server! So come on, join us and let the madness begin!

Crafty LOLG Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6180
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	New Chunks Explored:	201203

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now and witness the arrival of Aurora, the Witch Between Worlds, who will cast spells and brew potions like you’ve never seen before.

Our Anima Squad includes Illaoi, Yasuo, Xayah, and even a Legendary Seraphine who will serenade you with her music. But that’s not all, we also have a Mythic Variant of Miss Fortune who will bring chaos to the battlefield, along with Yuumi and Leona in their prestigious forms.

And don’t forget about our Primordian champions like Bel’Veth, Briar, Rek’Sai, and Aatrox who will unleash their powers upon anyone who dares to challenge them.

Join us now for the craziest adventures, the most epic battles, and the wildest stories you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today and let the madness begin!

AutisticSisNoDiamonds

adhd, autism, AutisticSisNoDiamonds, Chores, Communication Issues, compassion, Conflict Resolution, emotional regulation, family dynamics, mental health, neurodiversity, panic attacks, parenting challenges, self esteem, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sibling support, social anxiety, teenage behavior, Understanding

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9567
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Astral Projections Made:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Crops Grown:	6437
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your little sister’s mood swings? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and chaos that will make dealing with your sister seem like a walk in the park.

We understand the struggles of dealing with difficult family members, which is why we offer a safe space for you to unleash your frustrations and let loose. Need to yell and scream? Go for it! Want to ignore your responsibilities and play Minecraft all day? We’ve got you covered.

Our server is the perfect place to let out all your pent-up anger and frustration, just like how your sister throws tantrums to get her way. And don’t worry, we won’t ground you or take away your electronics – we encourage you to let it all out in the virtual world.

So come join us and release all that built-up tension in a fun and hilarious way. Who knows, maybe after a session on our server, dealing with your sister will seem like a piece of cake. Let’s game on, and remember – it’s okay to be a little bratty sometimes!

BlockyConfessions

10. Concealed regrets, 11. Unspoken offenses, 12. Undisclosed blunders, 13. Unacknowledged faults, 14. Unshared missteps, 15. Unvoiced regrets, 16. Unexposed misdeeds, 17. Unconfessed wrongs, 18. Silent sins, 19. Buried secrets, 2. Hidden sins, 20. Unrevealed transgressions., 3. Guilty conscience, 4. Unconfessed transgressions, 5. Regretful actions, 6. Private wrongdoings, 7. Unrevealed mistakes, 8. Shameful deeds, 9. Covert misbehavior, BlockyConfessions, Secret misdeeds

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6274
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
New Chunks Explored:	155493	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Are you tired of keeping your darkest secrets buried deep within your soul? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we encourage you to embrace your inner mischief maker! Join us and let your wildest fantasies run wild as you build, create, and unleash chaos upon the world.

Ever wanted to create a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks? Or maybe you’ve dreamt of constructing a roller coaster that launches unsuspecting players into the sky? On our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky building restrictions).

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that buried deep within the server lies a hidden treasure so valuable, it could make you the richest player in all of Minecraft. Are you brave enough to embark on a quest to find it? Or will you be too busy pranking your fellow players with exploding chickens and invisible walls?

So come join us on our server, where secrets are meant to be shared and chaos reigns supreme. Who knows, you might just discover a side of yourself you never knew existed. Just remember, what happens on the server, stays on the server…or does it? 😉

Bupropion Buffs: Antidepressant Weight Wars!

antidepressant, antidepressants, Buffs, bupropion, comparison, depression, Evidence, Healthcare, medication, mental health, mood disorders, Patients, pharmaceuticals, Pharmacology, Psychiatry, research, side effects, study, Therapy, Treatment, Wars, weight, weight change, weight gain

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	797
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Farms Harvested:	112
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, IT’S LIKE A BUPROPION FOR YOUR GAMING DIET! WE PROMISE YOU’LL GAIN LESS WEIGHT HERE THAN ON OTHER SERVERS! OUR STUDY SHOWS THAT PLAYERS WHO JOIN US DON’T GET AS CHUNKY AS THOSE ON OTHER SERVERS! SO COME ON AND JOIN THE FUN, WE’LL KEEP YOU LEAN AND MEAN IN THE MINECRAFT SCENE!

The Vanilla Club SMP – Where even creepers have membership cards! Join now for some Hermitcraft-like chaos!

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	546
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Star Shards Collected:	208
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Emeralds Found:	7418
Dragon Eggs Found:	4168	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

About Us

The Club SMP is a 16+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing.

Hardware & Setup

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay.

Server Specs:

CPU	AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
RAM	8GB DDR5-6000 CL30 (32GB total)
Location	San Jose, California, United States
Platform	Fabric 1.21

Mods & Tweaks

Datapacks:

Anti Enderman, Ghast, & Creeper Grief
Double Shulker Shells
Dragon Drops Elytra + Egg
Mob Head Drops
Player Head Drops
Silence Mobs

Optional client-sided modpack: The Club SMP Experience Edition

Application

Join our Discord Server
Read through our server guide + rules
Submit an application via our application link
Wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you
Short Interview
Application Decision and Whitelist

SwingCraft Minecraft Server

90 degree arms swinging, arm swinging technique, british culture, British tradition, cultural tradition, France, high body fat, historical practice, lazy version, loafers, military drill, military tradition, Minecraft, physical discipline, Physical fitness, proper form, Server, skirts, standard drill, SwingCraft, traditional marching, Western degeneracy, women marching

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1824
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Farms Harvested:	838
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the ancient art of 90° arm swinging like the British and French used to do! But don’t worry, we’ve added a modern twist to it to keep things interesting (and to work off those extra body fats).

Join us for epic battles where women march in standard skirts and loafers, because why not? Who needs armor when you have style and grace on your side?

So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might just discover a hidden talent for synchronized arm swinging!

FirefoxCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8402
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Towns Built:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	49

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where we promise a world filled with more chaos than a pack of angry Endermen!

Join us if you’re tired of boring old browsers like Firefox, which has been taken over by Marxist zombies who want to censor and spy on your every move. Our server is the only safe haven from their evil clutches, where you can build, mine, and troll to your heart’s content without fear of being deplatformed.

So come on down to our server, where the only thing scarier than a horde of zombies is missing out on all the fun! Join now and let’s show those pesky Marxists who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

CraftyChats: Unearthed Truths

casual conversations, common experiences, Communication, CraftyChats, everyday interactions, Hidden Depths, Human Behavior, Insights, interpersonal connections, Job, people, personal stories, social dynamics, surprising revelations, surprising things, Truths, unearthed, unexpected insights, unexpected revelations, unique perspectives, work interactions, workplace culture, Workplace Relationships

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3857
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Crops Grown:	2765
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Have you ever heard of a Minecraft server where players communicate solely through interpretive dance? Well, on our server, that’s the norm! Join us for a chance to show off your best dance moves and communicate with fellow players in the most ridiculous way possible.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their feathered revolution?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a group of mischievous llamas who roam the server causing chaos wherever they go. Who knows what kind of trouble they’ll get into next?

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and experience all the absurdity and hilarity that awaits you. Trust us, you won’t find another server quite like this one!

CannaCraft420

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9751
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Void Armor Forged:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this lit Minecraft server, cuz we got that legal cannabis industry poppin’ off like fireworks on the 4th of July! Our economy be worthin’ $420-$630 million per year, like dang, that’s a lotta green, if ya know what I mean!

Come join us and build your own cannabis empire, grow them crops, and sell ’em for mad stacks of diamonds! We got the dankest buds in all of Minecraft, guaranteed to give you a high like no other. And don’t worry, it’s all legal in our virtual world, so you ain’t gotta worry ’bout no po-po bustin’ down your door.

So what you waitin’ for? Come on down to our server and let’s get blazin’! Remember, it’s all about that green, baby!