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  • BlockyMomma’sParentingSchool

    BlockyMomma’sParentingSchool

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, liek, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server dat is so cray cray u will be like “whaaaaaat”? well dis server is da one for u! we gotz all da cool stuff like flying pigs and diamond armor dat makes u invincible.

    but wait, dere’s more! if u join dis server, u will unlock secret powers like shooting fireballs out of ur eyes and turning into a dragon. yea, dat’s right, a freakin dragon.

    oh, and did i mention dat if u join dis server, u will become a billionaire in real life? yea, u heard me. all u gotta do is mine some diamonds and BAM, u rich af.

    so come join dis server and experience da wildest adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even find ur long lost twin who is also a minecraft pro. ain’t dat cool?

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  • ParentingProdigy – Minecraft SMP

    ParentingProdigy – Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros and broettes, have I got a server for you to join! This SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride of epic proportions. We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show and more chaos than a creeper explosion.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic bases, battling dragons, and forming alliances with other players. But beware, there are trolls lurking around every corner and griefers ready to ruin your day.

    Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But before they could celebrate, a herd of zombie pigmen came charging at them, causing chaos and destruction. It was a sight to behold, let me tell ya.

    So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then look no further. Join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself raising virtual kids in a whole new way.

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  • ParentingProHacks

    ParentingProHacks

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your parents constantly nagging you to do your chores and homework? Well, join our Minecraft server and we’ll teach you the most unethical parenting hacks to get out of doing anything! Need an excuse to stay up late playing Minecraft? Just tell your parents you’re conducting important research on the server! Want to avoid cleaning your room? Claim that you need to focus on building your virtual empire instead! Our server is the perfect place for rebellious kids who want to stick it to the man (or in this case, their parents)! Join now and unleash your inner mischief maker!

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  • CraftyTrump Minecraft Server

    CraftyTrump Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know, if u wanna have a good time in minecraft, come join our server! we got like, unicorns and rainbows and all that good stuff. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds.

    oh, and get this, one time a creeper tried to blow up our castle but we tamed it and now it’s our pet. it’s like, the craziest thing ever, man.

    also, we have this mini game where you have to fight off a horde of evil chickens armed with swords. it’s intense, bro.

    so, like, come join our server and have the time of your life. plus, we have free pizza every friday. yeah, that’s right, FREE PIZZA. so what are u waiting for? come join now!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • TankTasticMC

    TankTasticMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server where we have a crazy storyline that will blow your mind!

    Picture this: Russia is running out of tanks to feed into the Ukrainian meat grinder. That’s right, tanks! But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of tanks for you to ride around in and cause chaos on the battlefield.

    Join our server and become a tank-driving, meat-grinding legend! Build your own base, form alliances, and dominate the competition. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like this before.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

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  • Cosmic Nap Time

    Cosmic Nap Time

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server where we have a massive black hole that’s taking a nap after eating too much! it’s like a cosmic buffet up in here, with black holes just chillin and snoozin. who needs regular old minecraft when you can explore the wonders of the universe in our server? plus, maybe you’ll stumble upon some intergalactic snacks while you’re at it. join now for a truly out-of-this-world experience!

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  • Crankshafted

    Crankshafted

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview:

    Name Crankshafted
    Type Private SMP
    Website http://crankshafted.com

    Frequently Asked Questions:

    Q: How do I apply to join the server?

    A: To apply, visit crankshafted.com and fill out the application form.

    Q: What type of players are you looking for?

    A: We are looking for passionate Minecraft players who are ready to dive into a unique SMP experience and contribute to building a friendly, creative community.

    Q: What can I expect to find on Crankshafted?

    A: Crankshafted offers a fresh, unexplored world for epic builds, intense exploration, and hanging out with cool people.

    Q: Is Crankshafted open to everyone?

    A: Crankshafted is a private SMP server, so interested players need to apply and be accepted to join the community.

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  • Enchanted Realm 1.20.6

    Enchanted Realm 1.20.6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo bro, if you’re tired of dealing with those faggots and trannies on other servers, come join us on this Minecraft server! We don’t tolerate any of that nonsense here. Just good old-fashioned block-building fun without all the drama. Plus, we have the best memes and the dankest jokes around. So come on, join us and let’s build some epic shit together!

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  • GrandpaGriefGone

    GrandpaGriefGone

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in this wild family situation! Join us for a grand old time filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like finding out your grandpa died through a Facebook post.

    Looking for some family drama to spice up your Minecraft experience? Look no further! Our server is filled with family members who just can’t seem to get along, just like Emma and her cousin in this story. Who needs peaceful gameplay when you can have arguments over social media posts instead?

    Join us for a server full of surprises, just like finding out your grandpa’s health status from a doctor who can predict the future. Who needs crystal balls when you have Minecraft?

    So come on down to our server, where the drama never ends and the family feuds are just getting started. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama to keep you entertained?

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  • FailCraft SMP: Autocorrect LOLZ

    FailCraft SMP: Autocorrect LOLZ

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere and starts breakdancing with you. And then, out of the blue, a giant chicken wearing a top hat challenges you to a dance-off. It’s like a disco party in the mines, I swear!

    But wait, there’s more! One time, I was building a giant statue of a potato and accidentally typed “potatoo” instead of “potato” in the chat. And you know what happened? A magical potatoo appeared and granted me three wishes! I wished for unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, and a never-ending buffet of cake. Best autocorrect fail ever, am I right?

    So come join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitchy llama). Trust me, you won’t regret it! It’s a wild ride from start to finish, and you never know what hilarious shenanigans will happen next. See you in the mines, my fellow potato enthusiasts!

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