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If you’re tired of pushover parents and grandmas who let their kids run wild, then this is the server for you. We promise to provide a safe environment where you can say “STOP RIGHT NOW” to any unruly children who dare to enter your virtual shed.
So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s show those entitled toddlers who’s boss in the world of Minecraft. Just watch out for those fish hooks, they can be a real pain in the foot!
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Our server is perfect for those who love a challenge, like convincing a pregnant slob to clean up after herself. Don’t worry, we won’t kick you out if you don’t clean, but we might make you give birth to a virtual Jesus if you don’t!
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Imagine a world where kids can draw on walls, destroy gardens, and torment animals with no repercussions. It’s a gentle parenting paradise!
But beware, if you dare suggest a hint of discipline, you may find yourself kicked out faster than you can say “gentle parenting scam”. So come join us for a server experience like no other, where chaos reigns and feelings are the only law!