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  • CraftyCops & Toddler Terrors

    CraftyCops & Toddler Terrors

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    Welcome to Suburbia: The Ultimate Chaos Realm!

    Dive headfirst into a corner of the block where reality bends, time has no meaning, and the sound of screeching tires is but a lullaby. Suburbia is not just a Minecraft server; it’s a fever dream where children roam free, unsupervised, creating mayhem while we try to make sense of it all.

    The Enigmatic Encounter: What Just Happened?

    Once upon a time (literally hours ago), there was a two-year-old boy, wandering the pixelated streets of our Minecraft version of suburbia—vulnerable and adorable, yet unable to utter even a single coherent word! This isn’t your typical daycare; this is a world where parenting is a distant memory (much like that block you just misplaced). With a mysterious seven-year-old “sister” or “cousin” who can barely keep track of who she is, you might ask: What could possibly go wrong? Turns out, plenty.

    Server Features:

    • Random Multiplayer Mayhem: Join players who may or may not help you as you navigate the treacherous landscape of parenting habits gone awry!
    • Bizarre NPCs: Meet characters who think they’re the de facto guardians of the universe—shouting at their neighbors for not adopting twisted ideas of safety!
    • The Call of the Dispatcher: Experience live events where players can contact the “non-emergency hotline” to report nonsensical neighborhood actions. Will the police show? Will they care? Only time will tell!
    FeatureDescription
    Screaming NeighborsAlways lurking, ready to criticize your every move.
    Children of ChaosUnruly kids sprinting through the blocks, plotting schemes of giggles and mischief!
    Memory Wipe MechanicForget who’s who! Every time you log in, your orientation resets!

    Testimonials From The Confused:

    “I came for the blocks, stayed for the existential dread. What are these kids even doing here?” — LostInSuburbia42

    “I thought I was reporting a child but ended up in a shouting match with a parent stranger! 10/10 experience.” — ChaosAgent73

    “Why is the child screaming? Is this a daycare or a dystopian nightmare?” — RocketPants69

    Legends & Lore: The Great Neighborhood Dispute!

    Whispers echo of an ancient feud—it began one twilight evening when a neighbor claimed the sacred duty of vigilance over children she didn’t even know. A battle raged—should you invite lost children into your fortress or call the authorities? Legends say those who defy the keeper of chaos will face the wrath of the collective suburban gods, who will unleash a reign of avocados (because why not?).

    Frequently Unasked Questions:

    • Q: Is my safety assured in Suburbia? A: Only if you carry a block of cheese; it wards off confounding neighbors!

    • Q: Can I trust the children? A: Trust is subjective in a realm ruled by pixelated chaos.

    • Q: Why don’t the police care? A: Maybe they’re busy assembling on the other side of the map—or just lost in the endless void of blocks!

    Inexplicable Call to Action:

    Join us on Suburbia. Embrace the unpredictability, unlock your inner chaos, and embark on a quest where the only rule is to have NO rules! Will you forsake your sanity for a digital land of whimsy and utter confusion? The door is open—but beware of the guardians watching, because they think they know what “taking care” means…

    Enter if you dare! Who knows what happens next?

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  • CarrieMC

    CarrieMC

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    This is a laid back free build “survival” server. Quotes on survival as we also have a creative world as well. Fuck around and find out 🙂

    66.70.193.214:25592

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  • Warzonesmp

    Warzonesmp

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    Join our server! Where nations can form and divide conquer and battle each other! As well roleplay and fun! Join us!

    play.warzonesmp.net

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  • KruzenWorld 3 vanilla economy events server Minecraft

    KruzenWorld 3 vanilla economy events server Minecraft

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    In the vanilla-themed world of Minecraft, KruzenWorld offers you freedom of choice and creativity. This is our third season, and we continue to delight players with minimal administration interference and the absence of restrictions. Here you can build, explore and interact with other players as you please. The only thing we ask is that you do not use cheats.

    Our server is supported by a minimal donation, which goes towards paying for the server. We value our players’ feedback and ideas and are constantly working to improve the server. We have a balanced economy, daily quests, auction and store to make your time on the server even more interesting.

    KruzenWorld is not just a server, it is a community. We maintain a good atmosphere and friendliness. Even YouTubers play on our server!

    You can play on our server both from your phone and from your computer. Join us and become part of KruzenWorld!

    Server IP: kruzenworld.fun Website: mc.kruzenworld.fun Discord: discord.gg/YQ9PqVh6

    We are waiting for you at KruzenWorld! ?

    kruzenworld.fun

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  • The Balloon Server

    The Balloon Server

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    Welcome to The Balloon Server a vanilla hybrid server! There is monthly events such as (the current one) The Takeover and monthly democratic elections the current president and vice president are kkxmy and the_gamerjack, respectively. This is a whitelisted server so if you are interested about joining please email at [email protected]! There is a max of 15 players and there is currently 4 members! This is a Java 1.16.5 server and the ip is 51.89.134.42 and the port is 25577!

    51.89.134.42:25577

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  • RagnarBlock Survival

    RagnarBlock Survival

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    A fun to play mostly vanilla minecraft server with a nicely build player based economy and land claim mechanics as well as voting rewards, custom spawners and vote ranks

    147.135.31.229:25595

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  • Medieval towny souls

    Medieval towny souls

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    were  a towny nations community hoping to build a large community.

    66.70.237.153:25597

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  • Welcome to MineyWorld Minecraft server

    Welcome to MineyWorld Minecraft server

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    The owner of the “Welcome to MineyWorld” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    mineyworld.mclan.ru

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  • Minewarcraft PvE & PvP Open World

    Minewarcraft PvE & PvP Open World

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    Super Good is a factions server where we want to bring back an og feeling factions server. Every week there are fight nights where two pvpers get into the ring to battle to the death while others watch! Staffs are very nice and the players playing on it right now. come and make new friends!

    51.89.135.43:25603

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  • Classicraft

    Classicraft

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    PRERELEASE

    A brand new geopolitical server, looslely based off of the postclassical, early modern, and modern periods of history. Duke it out on an earth map or foster a peaceful town with many residents. A community of players awaits at ClassicraftMC: Forge Your Destiny!

    DropParty for first 25 people to join! Contains ranks and helpful loot!

    51.81.142.124

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  • Mexicoinmc

    Mexicoinmc

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    We are a Latin server, with a drug trafficker-themed survival game and soon we will be a network!

    mexicoinmc.vultam.host

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