Tired of being the designated driver for your younger siblings? On our server, you can drive wherever you want, whenever you want, without anyone asking for a ride to school or to pick up their friends.
Sick of being called “dad” by your siblings? Join us and be called by your actual name, or even better, by a cool Minecraft username of your choice.
Say goodbye to being the default parent figure in your household and hello to a world where you can just focus on building, mining, and having a great time. Join now and leave the family drama behind!
On our server, we have a special “Baby Block” where new parents can build cribs, diaper changing stations, and even virtual baby monitors to keep an eye on their little bundles of joy. Plus, we have a “Parental Support” group where you can vent about in-laws who think they know everything about childbirth (looking at you, Korea).
Join us on this crazy adventure of parenthood in Minecraft, where you can take all the time you need to recover and care for your baby without any judgment. And hey, who knows, maybe your virtual baby will grow up to be a Minecraft pro!
Join us and escape the chaos of real life, like this player who had to deal with a godfather they’ve never met and a mother who expects them to be a replacement parent to their siblings. On our server, the only parenting you’ll have to do is making sure your virtual pets are fed in-game!
Don’t be called a selfish asshole for wanting to focus on yourself and your own goals. On our server, you can be as selfish as you want with your diamond hoarding and castle building. No judgment here!
So come join us on this Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is trying to decide which block to use for your next masterpiece. Let’s build a world where the only family you need to worry about is your blocky pixelated one.
On our server, you can create your own company and hire other players to do your bidding. No more being told you’re “not qualified” – in this world, you’re the boss! And if you’re feeling morally dubious, you can always start a black market for rare items and become the richest player on the server.
So why waste your time applying for boring entry-level jobs when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest virtual dreams? Say goodbye to society and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).
Join us for epic battles like THE Great Tea Ceremony Battle, where players fight over who can brew the best cup of tea in the virtual world. Rumor has it that The Man Who Returned from Hell will make a guest appearance to judge the winner!
But that’s not all – we also have summoning events where you can try to summon GUDAGUDA New Yamataikoku Sen-no-Rikyu, a legendary tea master who will bring peace and harmony to your Minecraft world (or maybe just chaos, who knows?).
And don’t miss out on our Back to School Campaign, where Koyanskaya of Light will be picking up students in her magical school bus to join the fun. Who knew going back to school could be so exciting in Minecraft?
Join us now and be part of the insanity! Who needs reality when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?
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| Server Type | Community Server |
|---|---|
| Server Version | Latest Game Version |
| Mods | Fabric, Performance Mods, Heads, Dynamap |
| Player Base | Mix of Experienced and New Players |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How long has Exo been running? | Exodus has been running since 2021, but the server is a new addition. |
| How can I join the server? | Message on Discord here. |
| What kind of players are you looking for? | Mainly players who want to get into the game or those looking for a stable and friendly community to build with. Redstone and mega-builders are welcome. |
| How many active players are currently on the server? | Approximately 5 active players out of 25 in the Discord. |
Ever wanted to see pigs fly? Well, on our server, they not only fly but also perform synchronized swimming routines in the sky! And don’t even get us started on the chickens that have mastered the art of breakdancing.
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond-encrusted Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Some say it can even teach you how to speak llama!
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned, you may never look at water the same way again!
Forget about SteamOS and its lack of support for other systems – we’ve got all the support you need, and then some. NixOS may be advanced, but who needs compatibility when you can have immutability? And don’t even get us started on those pesky dependencies – each program on our server exists in its own containerized folder, just waiting for you to update it with a few clicks.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because we’re like the Fedora Kinoite of the gaming world – the best of the best, the cream of the crop, the…well, you get the idea. Use flatpaks, use rpm-ostree, use whatever you want – just make sure you join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t regret it.
Explore our server and discover hidden treasures, epic battles, and maybe even a lost mug or two along the way. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this virtual world where anything is possible!
So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community as unpredictable and entertaining as this one? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly unique and absurdly fun. Join us now and let the madness begin!
