parenting roles Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BrotherlyCraft

BrotherlyCraft, family conflicts, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, family responsibilities, maternal bond, parenting roles, raising siblings, sibling bond, sibling bonding, sibling communication, sibling connection, sibling distance, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sibling separation, sibling support, sibling understanding

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4582
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dimension Hops:	8
Enchantments Applied:	149	Divine Spears Created:	19
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value family drama and emotional rollercoasters more than diamonds! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through sibling bonds stronger than obsidian and parental decisions more confusing than a creeper explosion.

Embark on a quest to find alone time with your baby brother, amidst the chaos of his partner moving in without your knowledge and the impending arrival of a new baby. Will you be able to carve out a moment for a heart-to-heart chat before the baby zombie invasion begins?

Experience the thrill of trying to connect with your brother while his partner insists on being part of every adventure. Will you be able to navigate through the maze of family dynamics and create a bond stronger than a nether fortress?

Join us on this server where relationships are more complicated than redstone contraptions and emotions run higher than a tower of scaffolding. Who needs diamonds when you have the drama of family dynamics to keep you entertained for hours on end?

Trash Talk Minecraft Server

cognitive burden, division of labor, domestic tasks, family dynamics, garbage disposal, gender equality, Gender Roles, home maintenance, household chores, Household Management, household responsibilities, mental exhaustion, mental health, Mental load, mental strain, Mental Wellbeing, Minecraft, parenting, parenting roles, Server, stress, Talk, task planning, Trash

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2221
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Dimension Hops:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

So, like, this server is totally lit, fam. Like, moms are always thinking about cleaning and stuff, right? But on this server, you can escape all that and just chill with your blocky buddies. Dads, they’re all about taking out the trash, but here, we take out the trash mobs instead. And like, moms plan everything, but on this server, you can just go with the flow and let your creativity run wild. So come join us and leave all that real life planning and cleaning behind. Let’s build some epic stuff together, yo!

ParentalAFK: Am I Wrong?

blended family, Boundaries, co parenting, Communication, discipline, discipline consistency, equal partnership, family conflict, family dynamics, house rules, household duties, household rules, parental figure, parental responsibilities, ParentalAFK, parenting roles, Partnership, Respect, rules of the house, Stability, step back, wrong

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9889
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Emeralds Found:	2534	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in equal partnership…and equal chaos! Join us if you’re tired of being the only one laying down the law in your household and want to escape to a world where discipline actually sticks (well, most of the time).

Our server is like a virtual Midwest, where you can work your morning shift and come home to find your virtual kids actually listening to your rules (most of the time). Say goodbye to volcanic eruptions of Pokémon cards and hello to a clean living room (or at least a slightly cleaner one).

But beware, if you’re not up for the challenge of maintaining order in a virtual household, you might find yourself feeling like the bad guy just like our players here. So come join us and experience the joys of virtual parenting…or maybe just virtual chaos. It’s all in good fun, right? 😉

BabyRageCraft

BabyRageCraft, babysitting responsibilities, blended family issues, boundaries with family, co-parenting struggles, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, family resentment, Family Support, generational differences, parenting roles, refusing to help family, sibling rivalry, step-parenting challenges, stepfamily dynamics, stepsibling relationships

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7649
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	422
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Farms Harvested:	483
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family dynamics that make the Kardashians look tame.

Our server is like a dysfunctional family reunion, complete with a stepdad who expects you to call him “dad” but you just can’t bring yourself to do it. And don’t forget the stepsister who won’t let you near her baby but expects you to babysit on weekdays after school. It’s a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So, if you’re looking for a server with more family drama than an episode of Jerry Springer, join us now! Who needs therapy when you can play Minecraft on our server and escape into a world of chaos and ridiculousness? Don’t be the odd one out, come join the madness today!

MommaMinecraftServer

blended family, Boundaries, childhood trauma, Communication Issues, coping mechanisms, counseling conflict, Emotional healing, Emotional support, family dynamics, Family Therapy, Jealousy, late mom, marriage counseling, MommaMinecraftServer, parenting roles, relationship challenges, step-parenting, STEPDAUGHTER, trust building, unresolved issues, Voice recordings

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2166
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	23
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server where family drama is more intense than a creeper explosion! 🤣

Looking for a server where you can navigate through stepfamily dynamics crazier than a herd of wild pigs? Look no further! Join us and witness the epic saga of a stepmom (36f) trying to navigate her role with her stepdaughter (14f) who prefers listening to voice recordings of her deceased mom over seeking comfort from her stepmom. 🤯

Experience the thrill of marriage counseling sessions where the husband (40m) accuses his wife of being jealous of voice recordings and the wife wonders if she’s the AH for not being closer to her stepdaughter. 😂

Join now for a chance to witness more drama than a soap opera and build your own virtual family that’s (hopefully) less dysfunctional than this one! 🤪💥 #MinecraftMadness

Mom²Dad²Craft

alternative family structures, blended families, diverse families, family dynamics, Fatherhood, gender diversity, inclusive language, LGBT families, LGBT rights, LGBTQ, modern families, Mom²Dad²Craft, Motherhood, non-traditional families, parenting, parenting roles, queer parents, same-sex marriage, same-sex parents, Two dads, two moms

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	810
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Animals Bred:	62
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Alien Abductions:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as diverse as your family tree? Look no further! Our server is like a rainbow of love and acceptance, just like having two moms or two dads.

Join us and experience the joy of building virtual homes with your unique family dynamic. Need help mining for diamonds? Don’t worry, your two moms will be there to guide you every step of the way. And your two dads? They’ll be the ones organizing epic PvP battles to test your skills.

So come on, join our server and show the world that love comes in all shapes and sizes, just like our Minecraft creations. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a third mom or dad to join your blocky family!

AdoptACreeperOrElse

AdoptACreeperOrElse, adoption, adoption considerations, Boundaries, child care, emotional burden, Emotional support, emotional well being, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, Family Planning, INDEPENDENCE, parenting, parenting decisions, parenting roles, RESPONSIBILITY, sibling care, sibling dynamics, sibling relationships, teenage autonomy, teenage responsibilities

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	101
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than raising four siblings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like this poor soul who has been burdened with raising their siblings, you’ll find yourself in crazy situations that will make you question your sanity. From changing diapers to dealing with nightmares, you’ll experience it all on our server.

But don’t worry, we won’t make you raise any virtual babies. Instead, you’ll have the freedom to explore, build, and survive in a world where anything can happen. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a situation where you have to convince your virtual parents to put a baby up for adoption!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server now and prepare for the unexpected. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a situation even more outrageous than this poor soul’s sibling saga.

KidzKraftDayz

Chores, Communication, family, family dynamics, Frustration, grocery shopping, Help, husband, Kids, KidzKraftDayz, meal planning, parenting, parenting roles, responsibilities, stay at home mom, stay at home parent, stay-at-home dad, staycation, teamwork, vacation, working parent

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	545
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Are you tired of dealing with entitled husbands who think watching the kids for a day deserves a medal? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! No more passive-aggressive comments about who’s doing the dishes tonight, just pure virtual fun!

On our server, you can build a castle and rule over your own kingdom, where the only thing you have to worry about is whether to mine for diamonds or hunt for creepers. No more arguments about whose turn it is to take out the trash, just endless adventures in a pixelated paradise.

So come join us and leave the real world behind, where the only drama is whether to build a rollercoaster or a giant statue of a llama. Who needs a vacation when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Let’s build, mine, and laugh our way to virtual bliss!

StepMamaCraft

blended family, child custody, child support, child’s belongings, child’s needs, child’s rights, co parenting, Communication, custody, family dynamics, financial agreement, financial expectations, financial responsibility, Jealousy, parenting, parenting roles, relationship boundaries, shared parenting, social media drama, step mother, StepMamaCraft

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6913
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a unique experience for all players! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and outrageous demands just like in the real world!

Imagine a world where you have to pay $100 a night to feed and clothe your Minecraft character, just like in the story above! But don’t worry, we won’t actually make you pay real money – it’s all just for laughs and giggles.

Experience the thrill of dealing with crazy step-parents who accuse you of being a bad Minecraft player and refuse to take financial responsibility for your in-game items. Will you stand up for your virtual rights or let them walk all over you?

Join us now and see if you have what it takes to navigate the insane world of co-parenting in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a virtual custody battle! So come on, join our server and let the madness begin!

NoKidZoneCraft

Assertiveness, Babysitting, Boundaries, child care, child rearing, childfree, Communication, Conflict Resolution, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, generational differences, grandparenting, NoKidZoneCraft, parenting, parenting roles, personal boundaries, Resentment, STEPDAUGHTER, stepfamily, traditional roles

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7137
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Wilderness Tamed:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of babysitting? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for those who want to avoid any and all childcare responsibilities.

Join us and build your own virtual world where you never have to deal with entitled parents demanding free babysitting services. Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to mine, craft, and chill without any family drama.

Escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world where you can set your own rules. No more arguments with entitled daughters-in-law, just pure Minecraft fun!

So come join us and leave the babysitting drama behind. Build, explore, and relax in a world where you never have to hear the words “Can you watch the kids for a bit?” Just watch out for those pesky creepers instead!

PixelPanic – Minecraft Server

3rd person shooter, alien insects, chemical agents, co-op, contested planets, cooperation, Democracy Space Station, Eagle STORM Edition, Galaxy, hdg, Helldivers 2, Helldivers General, information resources, Latest Patch, Liberation, Magicka, Minecraft, News, Patch, PC, PixelPanic, procedurally generated, PS5, PvE, Robots, Server, spread democracy, squad-based, time limit, Top-down Shooter, Truth Enforcers

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1535
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Villages Defended:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Imagine a world where you and your squad fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy, just like in HELLDIVERS 2!

Join us on this server where you will wage war on different planets, each with its own unique environment. Complete objectives within a procedurally generated area while racing against the clock. Liberating planets is the name of the game, and you must work together with your fellow players to liberate the entire galaxy.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so intense that it makes the original HELLDIVERS game look like child’s play. With top-notch gameplay and mechanics based on pure magic (literally), you won’t be able to tear yourself away from the screen.

Don’t miss out on this opportunity to join a community of hardcore gamers who are dedicated to saving the galaxy from tyranny. Plus, we have exclusive news updates, crazy patch releases, and even a Democracy Space Station (yes, you read that right).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this Minecraft server like never before and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

The name of the Minecraft SMP could be: “Pussyfree General Minecraft SMP”

beaten NNN, booru, censored, desuarchive, eternal virgins, Fail, fucking real women, general, hand-fucker, hgoon, Losers, material, Minecraft, no hopes, No Nut Never edition, pfg, porn-addicted, Pussyfree, Pussyfree General, question of the thread, Rentry, Resources, smp, Trash, weeby

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4154
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Are you tired of trying to impress girls and failing miserably every time? Do you prefer spending your days in the basement, surrounded by empty pizza boxes and dirty socks? Then boy, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server, where we celebrate being eternal virgins and proud of it!

Our server, lovingly dubbed the “No Nut Never edition,” is a haven for those who have given up on ever getting laid or just prefer the company of their right hand. We’ve got a community of like-minded individuals who understand the struggle of trying to get a date and failing spectacularly.

But don’t worry, we’re not just a bunch of sad losers crying into our pillows every night. We’ve got epic builds, insane redstone contraptions, and even a secret underground bunker filled with…well, let’s just say it’s not safe for work.

So come join us and embrace your inner virginity! Who needs real women when you’ve got Minecraft, right? Plus, we’ve got a question of the thread that will have you laughing so hard, you might just forget about your lack of game. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s build a world where being a virgin is not just a lifestyle, it’s a way of life!

BestCraftMc

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, survival multiplayer factions skyblock creative economy roleplay minigames pvp adventure building mods dungeons exploration community crafting farming medieval magic technology

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5150
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Explore a World Where Every Choice Matters BestCraftMC takes Minecraft back to basics but with all the custom features a modern server should have. We believe in honouring the grind, rewarding commitment, and creating a world where players are in control of their own destiny.

bestcraftmc.com:27143

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Exploration, gameplay, Minecraft, mobs, Mods, multiplayer, ONLINE, Only, Plugins, PvP, Resources, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2982
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Falling into the Void:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

game.fairytavern.fun

Blocky Battle Royale Minecraft Server

battle, blocky, Brutal, Censorship, CONTENT, controversial, Digital, Entertainment, explicit, EXTREME, graphic, internet, Media, Minecraft, Netflix, ONLINE, Platform, Royale.., Server, Shocking.., streaming, Streaming Service, too far, Video, webm

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2910
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of Netflix taking over your life with their endless binge-worthy shows? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the clutches of Netflix by diving into a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the limits of human creativity. Who knows, maybe your epic castle build will catch the eye of top scientists looking for the next great architectural genius.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we’ve heard whispers of a hidden treasure buried deep within the server. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player in all the land? Only time will tell.

So say goodbye to Netflix and hello to adventure on our Minecraft server. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP

16282603, 4chan, Anonymity, ANONYMOUS, Builder, digital communication, forum, humor, imageboard, internet culture, internet humor, internet phenomenon, Kek, meme, message board, Minecraft, online behavior, Online Community, online identity, smp, social media, trolling, viral content

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8056
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the map. Our server is so wild, we once had a player build an entire rollercoaster made out of TNT – talk about a thrill ride!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their army of iron golems. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Project Respawn

Survival, Survival Vanilla SMP Community Crafting Mining Hermitcraft Building Relax Multiplayer Exploration Adventure Redstone Pvp Economy Land claim Mob farm Skyblock Pve Server, Whitelist

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5323
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Secret Passages Found:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2

We are a new Minecraft server and aim to build a stable community of players, who enjoy some relaxed mining and crafting with like-minded people. We look for inspiration to SMP’s like Hermitcraft and try to embrace the concept of “Vanilla+”

projectrespawn.dedimc.io

Why the Do They Keep Doing This??? Minecraft Server

#venting, aggravation, anger, annoyance, bewilderment, confusion, disbelief, exasperation, Frustration, Irritation, Minecraft, perplexity, Questioning, rant, Repetition, Server, what is the point, WHO IS THIS, who is this for, why do they do this, WTF

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2108
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Mines Excavated:	1150
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Love Letters Sent:	19	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that make you want to scream, “Why the do they keep doing this???” Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting rainbow lasers at your enemies. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so epic, even the pigs have superpowers!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a house out of giant marshmallows and live in a world made entirely of candy? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never seen the Ender Dragon bust a move like this before!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Who the fuck is this for, you ask? It’s for anyone who’s ready to have a blast and laugh until their sides hurt. See you in the game!

Dildo in My Mouth Minecraft SMP

dildo, Minecraft, Mouth, smp

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4516
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Gods Slained:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Farms Harvested:	709
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! We may not have girlfriend’s dildos lying around, but we do have some crazy shenanigans waiting for you. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic structures while dodging flying dildos (just kidding… or are we?). Our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together! Just be sure to keep your mouth dildo-free… or not, we won’t judge!

Balhorn

Adventure, building, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minigames, Modded, OneBlock, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5427
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Love Letters Sent:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

First 50 people that joins get a free MVP RANK! Freshly started server, come and get your free RANK!

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