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BabyBlockerz

baby clothes, BabyBlockerz, caretaking responsibilities, emotional reactions, emotional triggers, family communication, family dynamics, family expectations, family history, family meetings, family relationships, GROUNDED, misophonia, older siblings, parenting promises, pregnancy announcement, sibling care, sibling responsibilities, ungrateful, younger siblings

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5503
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2624	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41

So, like, picture this: you log onto our Minecraft server and suddenly you’re faced with a box full of baby clothes. But don’t worry, it’s not what you think! We don’t actually make you take care of babies in the game (thank goodness). We just like to keep things interesting and unpredictable, ya know?

And get this – if you start crying in the game, you might trigger some secret misophonia levels that will challenge your gaming skills like never before. It’s like a whole new level of Minecraft, but with a twist that will have you laughing and crying at the same time (hopefully more laughing though).

Plus, our server is full of surprises, just like the announcement from your mom. You never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored! So come join us and see if you’re the real MVP who can handle it all. And remember, in our world, being “ungrateful” might just be the key to success.

Pixel Pimps & Creeper Chicks: Where First Dates Get Explosive!

Boundaries, chicks, consent, creeper, customs, Dates.., dating culture, Expectations, explosive, first date, Gender Roles, global perspectives, Intimacy, luxury, materialism, personal values, pimps, PIXEL, relationships, rolex, social norms, societal pressure, status symbol, Stereotypes, Traditions, wealth

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	226
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Are you tired of striking out with the ladies because you don’t have a fancy watch? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, all the girls will be throwing themselves at you if you wear a Rolex in-game! That’s right, forget about charm and personality, all you need is a virtual timepiece to win over the ladies.

Join our server and watch as the virtual babes flock to you like moths to a flame. Who needs to actually talk to someone when you can just flash your Rolex and have them falling at your virtual feet? Don’t miss out on this opportunity to live out your wildest Rolex-wearing fantasies in Minecraft!

CraftyZombieLand: Where we debate if ‘The Last of Us’ is art or just a bunch of blocks

Action-Adventure, art, Atmospheric, blocks, bunch, Character development, Cinematic, CraftyZombieLand, critically acclaimed, debate, emotional, gaming masterpiece, Haunting, Immersive, Joel and Ellie, narrative driven, naughty dog, player choice, post-apocalyptic, storytelling, Survival, The Last of Us, Thought-provoking, video game

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9420
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6963
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Dragons Tamed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate survival challenge in a post-apocalyptic world where zombies roam the land and players must scavenge for resources to survive.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you have to fend off hordes of the undead, but you’ll also have to navigate through treacherous terrain filled with deadly traps and hidden secrets. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and powerful weapons waiting to be discovered.

So, if you’re up for a thrilling adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft, then join our server today and see if you have what it takes to survive in this post-apocalyptic world. Remember, only the strongest and bravest players will make it out alive!

DreamCraft: Where Nightmares Come to Play!

anxiety, confusion, coping strategies, Darkness, Disturbing, DreamCraft, dreams, fear, going on, Haunting, insomnia, mental health, Nightmares, Play, Psychological, Sleep, sleep paralysis, subconscious, surreal, Terror, Therapy, WTF

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8759
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	263
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Are you tired of boring old dreams where you’re just flying or falling? Join our Minecraft server and experience nightmares every time you sleep! We’ve got creepy crawlies, spooky specters, and terrifying monsters lurking around every corner. Who needs a good night’s rest when you can have a heart-pounding adventure in your dreams? Join now and never have a peaceful night again!

Crafty Creeper Chronicles: Edens Zero Edition

action, Adventure, Chapter 284, Chronicles, Crafty, creeper, Cubari.moe, Drakken Joe, Edens, Edens Zero, Edition, Elsie Crimson, FANTASY, Happy, Hiro Mashima, Manga, new chapter, pino, Rebecca Bluegarden, Release, Robots, Sci Fi, Shiki Granbell, SHONEN, Space, Valkyrie Yuna, Witch Regret

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4685
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us for a chance to ride on a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens! Or how about mining for diamonds in a cave filled with exploding rainbow creepers?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it that there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cheese!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

Crafty Naughty Mine: Where Naughty Feels Nice!

arousal, Crafty, desire, enjoyment, EXCITEMENT, Feels, Forbidden, Fun, guilty pleasure, indulgence, Mischievous, Naughty, naughty but nice, Nice, playful, Pleasure, satisfaction, seduction, Sinful, taboo, temptation, Thrill

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6706
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, come join us on our server where being naughty feels oh so nice!

Join us and experience the thrill of stealing from your fellow players, griefing their builds, and causing chaos wherever you go. Our server is like the Wild West of Minecraft, where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun at all costs.

But that’s not all – we also have special events like “Troll Tuesdays” where you can unleash your inner prankster and drive your friends crazy with hilarious tricks and traps. Or how about our “Chaos Hour” where the entire server descends into madness and pandemonium for one hour every week?

So why play by the rules when you can join us and embrace your naughty side? Come see why feeling naughty feels so nice on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Blocky Border Control

assailants, blocky, border, Chinese passport, citizenship, control, Crime Prevention, DEFEND, emergency, Girlfriend, Global, International, Passport Rankings, personal safety, Protection, Ranking, Safety, safety measure, SECURITY, self defense, travel, travel document, world ranking

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2905
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Magic Items Found:	6234	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	248
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in town!

Join us and you’ll discover a world where Chinese passports are actually used as weapons to defend your virtual girlfriend from assailants. That’s right, forget swords and shields, all you need is a passport to keep your loved one safe!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic duels, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal companion. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

So why wait? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what other wild adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft!

CreepyCraft: Where we see all your no-life rants about us!

Anon, basement, Computer, creepycraft, cretins, feminized, final warning, Game, lil dick, location, Mods, Mouth, nolife, rags to riches, Rants, rapper reaper, Scared, shooters, streets, try me, wagie, Warning, world

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6777
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Void Armor Forged:	16	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
New Chunks Explored:	723813	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Potions Brewed:	128	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can truly test your skills and survive against all odds? Look no further than our server, where the RAPPER REAPER himself reigns supreme.

Join us if you dare, but be warned – this isn’t your average Minecraft experience. We have shooters at every corner of the world, just waiting for the signal to strike. And some of them may even be mods on the server, ready to enforce the RAPPER REAPER’s rules with an iron fist.

Think you have what it takes to survive in this cutthroat world? Are you ready to prove your worth against the ultimate streetwise rapper turned Minecraft overlord? Join us now and see if you can handle the heat. But be prepared – once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. Try the RAPPER REAPER’s world if you dare, but remember – this is your final warning.

ChestHeadCraft: Where Monsters Wear Treasure as Hats!

ancient god, Avarice, ChestHeadCraft, Clan, CURSE, curse of the branded, Earth, Exile, Greed, hats, item discovery, lost clan, Monster head, Monsters, power, shame, sin of avarice, soul absorption, Suffering, symbol, symbol of shame, Treasure, treasure chest, wear

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4009
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Come join our Minecraft server where you can wear the Monster head resembling a treasure chest and unleash the power of the exiled clan! Increase your soul absorption and item discovery, but beware of the curse of the branded that comes with it.

Embark on epic quests to uncover the secrets of the ancient god and unlock the true potential of the cursed clan. Will you succumb to greed or rise above it to become the ultimate Minecraft warrior? Join now and be part of a legendary tale that will go down in Minecraft history!

Blocky Banter: Bagging Blocks with Blue Archive #5148

4koma, Archive, assault, Bagging, Banners, banter, blocks, blocky, Blue, Commissions, CONTENT, Defense, Events, Global, Hards, hot spring, jp, LIMITED, Manga, News, Normals, patch notes, PVs, RERUN, shorts, Side Content, Torment

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6074
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with a twist that will blow your mind!

Join our server for the chance to battle Gregorius, the Indoors Torment with Heavy Armor! Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. And if that’s not enough, how about participating in the Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission? Yes, you heard that right, you can now deliver ramen in Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to join the General Student Council and balance Schale’s books? Well, now you can on our server! And don’t even get us started on the Hot Spring banners featuring Shigure and Cherino – because who doesn’t want to see Minecraft characters in a hot spring?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild ride full of crazy missions, epic battles, and hot springs galore! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty Waifus: Your Trad Japanese Wife Minecraft Server

asian, Based, Bro, Commitment, Crafty, culture, family, Honor, husband, japanese, love, loyalty, Marriage, Minecraft, Partnership, relationship, Respect, Server, trad, Traditional, traditional values, waifus, Wife, wife material

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8461
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you wish you had a trad and based Japanese wife to help you conquer the Minecraft world? Look no further, because on our server, we guarantee you a virtual waifu who will craft, mine, and fight mobs by your side! Join now for the ultimate gaming experience and a chance to find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft. Who needs real relationships when you have a virtual waifu to keep you company? Join our server now and start your journey to finding your perfect Minecraft match!