parenting priorities Minecraft Servers

Parenting Priorities

  • BILvsKids Minecraft Server

    BILvsKids Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of fixing plates for your virtual family members before serving yourself. Who knew virtual dinner time could be so intense? Watch out for new brother-in-laws like Dan who may cause chaos at the family dinner table – will you stand up to them or join in on the drama?

    With multiple tables and plenty of virtual food to go around, you’ll never go hungry on our server. And who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in the middle of a heated argument over serving order just like in real life!

    So come on down to our server and experience the virtual family drama for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft? Join now and get ready for a wild ride!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • LootCraft Minecraft Server

    LootCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where ungrateful players get what they deserve? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of handing back laptops to entitled nieces who don’t appreciate your generosity.

    We don’t tolerate any ungrateful behavior here – if you don’t show appreciation for the freebies we give you, you’ll be swiftly shown the door. Our community is all about respect and gratitude, so if you can’t handle that, this server is not for you.

    Join now and witness the epic saga of entitled Jace and her laptop drama unfold. Will she learn her lesson and apologize, or will she continue to expect handouts without showing any gratitude? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NoMoreParenting101

    NoMoreParenting101

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your parents forcing you to eat your veggies and go to bed early? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we encourage players to stay up all night building epic castles and eating nothing but virtual cake! Say goodbye to bedtime rules and hello to endless fun!

    Join us on this server where parents are banned from nagging you about chores and homework. Instead, you can focus on battling dragons, exploring hidden caves, and creating your own virtual world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

    So come on, join us and show your parents that you can thrive in a world where the only rules are the ones you make. Who needs broccoli when you can have diamonds? Let’s build a world where bedtime is just a myth and the only curfew is when the sun rises in the game. Let’s make Minecraft great again!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Anti Vaxxers Minecraft Server

    Anti Vaxxers Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and avoid real-life dangers like diphtheria! Our server is so safe, even unvaccinated toddlers can play without fear of disease. Plus, our virtual world is filled with magical creatures and hidden treasures that will make you forget all about the dangers of the real world. So come join us and let your imagination run wild – just make sure to bring your diamond sword for protection against any anti-vax zombies that may try to attack!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Foreigner Minecraft SMP Balls Japanese Writers

    Foreigner Minecraft SMP Balls Japanese Writers

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone is just a regular player? Well, look no further because our server is filled with wacky and wild characters, just like the “Russian” girl from Roshidere! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll get into with our diverse group of players.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building and surviving in a world where anything can happen. From epic battles with giant creepers to hilarious pranks pulled by mischievous players, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So why settle for a boring old SMP when you can join us and be a part of something truly unique and outrageous? Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us today and see what all the hype is about!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MasturbateMaster420 – Minecraft SMP

    MasturbateMaster420 – Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to spice things up!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense parkour challenges that will make you question your sanity, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with building ridiculous structures as you are.

    But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, a never-ending supply of cake, and even a pet llama that tells the best jokes. And don’t even get us started on the daily dance parties at sunset – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of blocky characters busting a move to the latest Minecraft parody song.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown – and maybe your character too, if you’re not careful.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyElectionFlip

    CraftyElectionFlip

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old elections where you have to choose between the lesser of two evils? Well, our Minecraft server is like a political campaign on steroids! Join us and experience the thrill of constantly changing your mind about who to vote for, just like you change your choice of candidate close to the election date. Will you stick with the tried and true candidate, or will you be swayed by outrageous promises and scandalous scandals? Only one way to find out – join our server now! Plus, rumor has it that the winner of the election gets a diamond-encrusted crown and a pet dragon to ride into battle. So what are you waiting for? Cast your vote (and your pickaxe) on our server today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • OrthodoxCraft Minecraft Server

    OrthodoxCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, you gotta join this lit Minecraft server, cuz we got crazier drama than Ukraine banning the Russian Orthodox Church after like, forever of bowing down to them!

    We got factions beefin’ harder than two mobs fightin’ over a diamond block. You gotta pick a side and rep your crew, or else you’ll get wrecked harder than a wooden pickaxe tryin’ to mine obsidian.

    And our PvP arena is more intense than a creeper sneakin’ up on ya while you’re tryin’ to build a house. It’s like a battle royale, but with blocky characters and way more explosions.

    Plus, our custom plugins are so wild, they’ll make your head spin faster than a chorus fruit teleportin’ you all over the place. Trust me, you ain’t never seen Minecraft like this before.

    So come join us on this server, where the drama is hotter than the Nether and the fun never stops. It’s gonna be a ride crazier than a pig ridin’ a minecart, and you won’t wanna miss it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • LebCraft: 270+ Reasons to Stay Alive

    LebCraft: 270+ Reasons to Stay Alive

    New Minecraft Servers

    haha wtf that’s some serious shiz, come join our minecraft server instead and escape the chaos! we got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party with creeper DJs. plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like it’s butter. forget about real world problems and come chill with us in our virtual wonderland of madness and mayhem. let’s build some epic structures and troll each other with invisible blocks, it’s gonna be a blast! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NoMicros ForWaterBears

    NoMicros ForWaterBears

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where even the tiniest creatures are smarter than us humans! imagine a world where water bears rule and microplastics are their sworn enemies. embark on a quest to help the water bears protect their homeland from the evil microplastics that threaten to take over. build epic fortresses, battle against plastic monsters, and discover the secrets of the underwater world. if you’re looking for a server that’s out of this world, then join us now! who knew saving the environment could be so much fun in minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP