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| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 1250 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 25 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 93 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 23 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
join our epic minecraft server where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes! why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond sword that granted wishes. they wished for a castle made of cheese and a pet dragon that farted rainbows. true story, bro.
but wait, there’s more! on our server, you can ride llamas into battle, build a rollercoaster that goes to the moon, and challenge the ender dragon to a dance-off. we also have a secret underground disco party where herobrine is the DJ. trust me, you don’t want to miss it.
so come on down to our minecraft server and experience the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre adventures you’ve ever had. who needs reality when you can have this much fun in a blocky world? join now and let the craziness begin!
