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| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 5890 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 30 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 57 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 5 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
Yo, so like, if you wanna join dis Minecraft server, you gotta know dat we got some crazy stuff goin’ on. Like, did you know dat oxytocin sensitivity influences women’s responses to infant cuteness? Yeah, I know, it’s wild. But on our server, we take it to a whole notha level. Our baby animals are so cute, dey’ll make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. And if you got dat oxytocin sensitivity, you’ll be smitten in no time. So come join us and experience da cuteness overload for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs. Yeah, you heard me right. Flying pigs. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and join da fun!
