parenting instincts Minecraft Servers

parenting instincts Minecraft Servers

  • Baby Cuteness Craze

    Baby Cuteness Craze
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    Players: 97/600 Votes: 2439
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Magic Wands Crafted: 25
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7332 Talking Trees Consulted: 6

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    Yo, so like, if you wanna join dis Minecraft server, you gotta know dat we got some crazy stuff goin’ on. Like, did you know dat oxytocin sensitivity influences women’s responses to infant cuteness? Yeah, I know, it’s wild. But on our server, we take it to a whole notha level. Our baby animals are so cute, dey’ll make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. And if you got dat oxytocin sensitivity, you’ll be smitten in no time. So come join us and experience da cuteness overload for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs. Yeah, you heard me right. Flying pigs. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and join da fun!

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  • CraftyCreeperz – Where every day is like your birthday… turning 25 tomorrow!

    CraftyCreeperz – Where every day is like your birthday… turning 25 tomorrow!
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    Players: 106/900 Votes: 2814
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Zombie Dances: 8
    Titanic Battles Fought: 22 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 9 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 38
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1296 Crystal Wands Charged: 13

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    Are you tired of being a Minecraft virgin? Look no further than our server! We guarantee to pop your Minecraft cherry in the most epic way possible. Our players are so skilled, they’ll have you saying “Diamonds are a player’s best friend” in no time. Join us and say goodbye to your virgin anxieties, and hello to a whole new world of blocky pleasure. Who needs a whore when you have our server to show you the ropes?

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  • Manly Minecraft Mayhem

    Manly Minecraft Mayhem
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    Players: 105/600 Votes: 4740
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 7 Epic Battles Fought: 14
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Animals Bred: 197 Magical Moments Shared: 21
    Zombie Dances: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2

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    Join our Minecraft server and witness the legend of Speedy Steve, the guy who can move at the speed of sound and lift a whole house with one hand! Who needs superpowers when you can just log onto our server and watch this guy defy all laws of physics? Plus, rumor has it that he once built an entire castle out of diamond blocks in just 10 minutes. Don’t miss out on the chance to play alongside this Minecraft superhero – join now!

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  • Valid or Not Minecraft Server

    Valid or Not Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/700 Votes: 8977
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 16
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Mysterious Portals Opened: 20
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride from start to finish!

    Join us for epic battles against mutant zombie chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks! Build your dream castle on a floating island made entirely of candy floss and marshmallows!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular piggy goodies.

    So why wait? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way!

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  • Pixelated Pizzazz: Where Arcadey Beats Realism!

    Pixelated Pizzazz: Where Arcadey Beats Realism!
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    Players: 104/700 Votes: 8091
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15 Dark Rituals Completed: 6
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 4

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    Are you tired of boring old realistic Minecraft servers? Do you want to escape the mundane and dive into a world of pure chaos and fun? Then look no further than our server! We are all about that arcadey vibe, where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up!

    Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the backs of dragons, battle evil unicorns, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off! Our server is so wild, even the villagers have been known to break out into spontaneous musical numbers.

    So why settle for realism when you can have pure, unadulterated craziness on our server? Join us today and let your imagination run wild!

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  • Crafty GIFs & JIFs Server

    Crafty GIFs & JIFs Server
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    Players: 109/900 Votes: 4966
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 67
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 19
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

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    Are you tired of the age-old debate of jif vs gif? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the answer! Join us and settle this once and for all in an epic battle arena where players must choose their side and fight to the death using only emojis as weapons. Will you be team jif or team gif? The fate of the internet rests in your hands!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited riches and power beyond their wildest dreams. Will you be the one to claim this feathered fortune?

    And if that’s still not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Players who dare to approach this spectral spook may find themselves in for a surprise as the creeper offers them gifts of enchanted items and explosive pranks. Will you be brave enough to befriend the ghostly creeper and unlock its secrets?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else. jif or gif, diamond chickens, and friendly creeper ghosts await you!

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  • DerpyCraft: Where Creepers Have Therapy Sessions and Villagers Complain About Their Jobs

    DerpyCraft: Where Creepers Have Therapy Sessions and Villagers Complain About Their Jobs
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    Players: 92/600 Votes: 4925
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 116 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 8
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner drama queen and be as self-pitying as you want! Our main character is so mentally ill that she makes the Joker look like a happy clown. Join us if you want to be surrounded by insufferable cunts and bullies who will make you question your sanity. But hey, at least you’ll never be bored with all the outrageous stories and insane antics that happen on our server. So come on, join us and embrace the chaos!

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  • Blocky Bae Bonanza: More of this slut?

    Blocky Bae Bonanza: More of this slut?
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    Players: 107/200 Votes: 1487
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6
    Mythical Relics Collected: 19 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 15

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party that never stops! Join us for a crazy ride filled with explosive creepers, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco where the zombies bust out their best dance moves!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special feature where you can ride on the back of a giant chicken and soar through the skies like a majestic warrior. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and see who has the best moves!

    So why waste your time on those basic servers when you can join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and crying tears of joy? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

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  • Neighborly Raid: Steal, Build, Conquer – Minecraft Server

    Neighborly Raid: Steal, Build, Conquer – Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/200 Votes: 891
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Runes Activated: 5 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Divine Scrolls Written: 12 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Buildings Constructed: 32 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Crops Grown: 1140

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can invade your neighbors to increase your own population! But be warned, your population may shrink because everyone fled to avoid the war or died in said war. It’s a wild ride of chaos and mayhem, so join now for a truly unpredictable gaming experience! Who needs peaceful building when you can conquer and destroy instead?

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  • Crafty Cardboard Chaos

    Crafty Cardboard Chaos
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    Players: 105/100 Votes: 8041
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 77
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Elemental Crystals Collected: 60
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3

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    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a magical card that transports you to a whole new dimension filled with unicorns and rainbows. But beware, the unicorns are actually evil and will try to steal your diamonds! Join our server for the chance to battle evil unicorns, ride on flying pigs, and build a castle made entirely out of cheese. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild adventure!

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  • Blocky Wolfenstein: Thread Edition

    Blocky Wolfenstein: Thread Edition
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    Players: 94/300 Votes: 2986
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Runes Activated: 7
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 18 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 36
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Votes: 1106 New Chunks Explored: 927480
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 25
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 7

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    Are you tired of hearing about Elden Ring everywhere you go? Do you want to escape the endless chatter about that elusive game and dive into a world where Wolfenstein reigns supreme? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate sanctuary for all Wolfenstein enthusiasts!

    Join us on this server and embark on epic quests to defeat Hitler’s army of zombies, explore secret underground bunkers filled with treasure, and engage in intense PvP battles with other players dressed as Nazi soldiers.

    But that’s not all – we also have a special event where players can ride giant robotic dogs into battle against hordes of mutant chickens. Trust us, it’s as ridiculous and hilarious as it sounds.

    So if you’re ready to take a break from the Elden Ring hype and immerse yourself in the wacky world of Wolfenstein, join our Minecraft server now!

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