PooPvP Master on Minecraft SMP

bathroom etiquette, bathroom habits, bathroom humor, bathroom struggles, bathroom time, child development, funny kids, funny toddlers, Master, Minecraft, parenting humor, poop jokes, PooPvP, potty humor, potty time, Potty training, potty training tips, smp, toddler behavior, toddler milestones, toddler potty training, toilet humor, toilet training

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3219
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who is always on the brink of doing a poo! Will he make it to the toilet in time or will it be a messy disaster? Join now to witness the epic bathroom battles unfold in real-time!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama revolution? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere on the server that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life! Will you be the lucky player to uncover this priceless loot?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild and wacky adventure like no other! Just be sure to watch your step around the player who’s about to do a poo… it could get messy!

Experium SMP: The Vanilla Server That’s Whitelisted and 18+ with a Hermitcraft Twist! New Season 1.21 Coming Soon!

AFK Name Display, apex hosting, Application Process, Coming, Community, Difficulty, Discord, Events, Experium, Griefing, hermitcraft, java, lag friendly, Mods, more mob heads, Multiplayer Sleep, player heads, rules, Season, Server, smp, Twist, US, Vanilla, voice chat, wandering trader, west coast, Whitelisted

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6687
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ores Mined:	6230
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Experium SMP <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/floras-crown/">Server</a> Overview

About Experium SMP

The Experium SMP is a whitelisted 1.20 vanilla server (1.21 soon). We recently started a brand new season with a fresh world and we are looking for new players to join us! This server is all about having a fun and dedicated community of players where everyone feels included and actively contributes.

We expect to update to 1.21 very soon, but we are currently just waiting on the vanilla tweaks datapacks to be updated first (expected within a few days). We already have the new blocks enabled and we have been keeping our builds within a 1500×1500 block area so that we can reset the chunks outside of that once we update to include the new trial chambers. There’s still room a lot of room for new players to enjoy the early game.

This SMP is very much inspired by the Hermitcraft server, as I am a long time fan and am constantly motivated by their community and content. We play with several iconic features of their server, including several vanilla tweaks datapacks, a clearly defined shopping district, and a big emphasis on community and group events/projects.

APPLY HERE: Application Form

Member Requirements:

Have Discord and be willing to voice chat with other members
Be able to remain active
Be an experienced and capable Minecraft player
Have decently good Minecraft building skills
Age 18+
Speak English

Server Rules:

Show respect to all other members and their in game creations
No griefing other members
No taking the resources of other members without permission
No use of cheaty mods/hacks
No duping of blocks/items aside from TNT
Keep builds lag friendly

Server Details:

Version: 1.20.4
Edition: Java
Difficulty: Hard
Host: Apex Hosting
Server Location: West Coast, US

Datapacks:

Multiplayer Sleep
AFK Name Display
More Mob Heads
Player Heads
Wandering Trader
Armor Stand Statues
Silence Mobs
Coordinate HUD
Nether Portal Coordinates
Track Statistics
Track Raw Statistics
Anti-Enderman Grief
Unlock All Recipes
No Trial Chambers (Until 1.21)

CraftyChinatown Minecraft Server

China, Chinese tourists, CraftyChinatown, diplomatic agreement, Europe, European country, geography, History, international relations, Italian borders, Italian enclave, landlocked, Minecraft, passport holders, San Marino, Server, tourism, travel, travel restrictions, Unique, useless, visa free, visa policy

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6903
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Animals Bred:	100
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	215
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unique as San Marino’s visa agreement with China? Look no further, because our server is surrounded on all sides by creepers and zombies, with no ports for them to invade from! Join us for a visa-free visit to a land of endless adventures and crazy builds. Who needs Italy when you have a whole world of blocky fun waiting for you? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

ListenCraft Server

active listening, Communication, compassion, Connection, Conversation, dialogue, emotional intelligence, Empathy, Hearing, Listen, ListenCraft, mindfulness, Open-mindedness, patience, paying attention, perspective, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Server, Understanding, you only had to listen

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	784
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Votes:	5945
Zombie Dances:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to actually try to have fun? Well, look no further because on our server, all you have to do is listen! That’s right, just put on your headphones and let the sweet sounds of our custom-made Minecraft soundtrack guide you through a world of pure chaos and hilarity.

Join us and experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry chickens armed with diamond swords, or try your luck at surviving a parkour course made entirely of lava and slippery ice blocks. And if you’re feeling really adventurous, take a dip in our infamous “Pool of Infinite Regret” where every swim comes with a free existential crisis.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Dancing Creeper Disco,” where you can boogie down with explosive guests who really know how to light up the dance floor. And don’t forget to visit our exclusive “Pig Racing Arena,” where you can bet on your favorite swine and watch them zoom around the track at breakneck speeds.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and let the madness take control? Just remember, on our server, you only had to listen… and prepare for the ride of a lifetime!

SingleMomCraft Server

Accommodation, consideration, Eviction, Eviction Notice, exception, Lawyer Consultation, Lease Violation, Legal Clearance, Loneliness, No Pets Rule, Pets, Pregnancy, pregnant woman, rental properties, Server, single mom, SingleMomCraft, sob story, Strict Rule, Support, VIOLATION, WIBTA

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6001
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5677
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Potions Brewed:	131	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as strict as this landlord? Look no further! Our server has a strict “no pets” policy just like this landlord, but with a twist! If we catch you with a pet in-game, we’ll send our virtual lawyer after you to clear us legally (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun).

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to sneak a virtual pet past our watchful eyes. Will you be able to keep your furry friend hidden, or will you face the wrath of our virtual eviction notice? It’s a challenge like no other!

So come join our server and see if you have what it takes to outsmart our virtual landlord. Just remember, no sob stories allowed – unless they’re really funny!

SILlyTeenScreamCraft

Boundaries, Communication, consent, creativity, family, filmmaking, high school, horror genre, horror movie, instagram, misunderstanding, Niece, Paranormal, parenting, Permission, relationships, Siblings, SILlyTeenScreamCraft, sister-in-law, summer vacation, teenagers

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1714
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	6880	Buildings Constructed:	48
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where horror meets hilarity in the most unexpected ways! Join us for a wild ride filled with spooky surprises and paranormal pranks that will leave you screaming with laughter.

Imagine a world where your Minecraft character can star in their very own horror film, complete with jump scares, creepy creatures, and unexpected twists. Our server is the perfect place for horror enthusiasts and comedy lovers alike to come together and create unforgettable cinematic experiences.

With a community of players who share your passion for all things spooky and silly, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Whether you’re exploring haunted houses, battling zombies, or just hanging out with friends in our virtual world, there’s always something new and exciting to discover.

So why wait? Join us today and unleash your inner horror movie director in the most outrageous Minecraft server around. Who knows, you might even spot a ghost or two along the way!

HezbollahHatersGonnaHate

Arab League, counterterrorism efforts, Diplomacy, extremism, foreign policy, hezbollah, HezbollahHatersGonnaHate, international relations, iran, Islamic extremism, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant groups, Politics, regional stability, sanctions, security threats, state sovereignty, Sunni-Shia conflict, terrorist organizations, united nations

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7487
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8764

omg u guys u gotta join this minecraft server its like the arab league removing hezbollah from the terrorist list like wtf so crazy right??! join us and be part of the most chaotic and unpredictable server everrrr! build ur own terrorist headquarters or just chill with ur homies and blow stuff up, the possibilities are endless! come join us now and be part of the madnesssss!

PongCraft: The Ultimate Civilization

Arcade, Civilization, classic games, cultural impact, Digital Evolution., Entertainment, gaming culture, gaming industry, History, innovation, interactive media, Nostalgia, pong, pong game, PongCraft, retro gaming, societal influence, technological advancements, Technology, Ultimate, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3408
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Enchantments Applied:	252	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Falling into the Void:	3

join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own civilization and rule over ur own pong!!! u can create ur own laws and make ur own currency, u can even have ur own army of chickens to protect u from the evil creepers!!!

we have a secret underground maze filled with treasure and traps, if u make it out alive u will be rewarded with diamonds and enchanted weapons!!!

our admin is a wizard who can grant u wishes and make ur wildest dreams come true, he once turned a player’s house into a flying castle!!!

come join us and be part of the most epic pong in all of minecraft history!!!

Golden Gods

Cross-Play, Factions, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3223
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2249
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Survival Custom 1.20.4 Play, fight, kill custom monsters, and get special items in different ways to enhance your equipment and face other players to conquer the server! We have seasons, so from time to time all the new ones will have the opportunity to reach the TOP 1 on the server!!

play.goldengods.gold

Cubixity – Worldbuilding | GeoPolitics | Roleplay | Java AND Bedrock

ADMIN, Adminshops, Bartender, bedrock, Brewery, Chestshops, Diplomacy, Dynmap, Economy, Empire, freedom, Geopolitics, History, java, King, Lands, merchant, Playershops, Politics, Potions, PvP, Roleplay, Semivanilla, Server, Shops, Slums, Staff, Survival, Wars, Worldbuilding

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1308
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Welcome to Cubixity!

We are a newly formed worldbuilding server that is focused on building history. This server promises minimal admin intervention, and when needed, a friendly, unbiased staff team. Come join Cubixity and experience a true worldbuilding server. There are no weird plugins, this is a pure worldbuilding

Become a powerful king ruling an empire spanning the globe, become a humble bartender, become a rich merchant and travel the world, or become a bum living in the slums of your local town.

What we offer:

A server at the beginning of history : This is a newly formed server that was only launched a few days ago. You will be apart of the early historical periods of this server

Lands: Used to claim your builds, for diplomacy with other nations and Wars.

Brewery: Get drunk, brew your own potions and much more!

The freedom of worldbuilding : You are able to do almost anything you desire in this server, as is worldbuilding.

Documented history : There will be a wiki page for the server, ran by the historians guild. By simply participating in the server you are adding to the collective history of the server.

Dynmap: https://map.cubixity.net/

Discord: https://discord.gg/e2uwgux3DQ

play.cubixity.net

Konohaven: Where blocky adults pretend to be hermits in a vanilla setting with semi-mature humor and lots of Java

Adults, Application Process, blocky, Canada, custom models, Diamond, Discord, Europe, Fabric, hard difficulty, hermits, Holiday-themed Events, humor, java, Konohaven, Live Map, Lots, Minecraft, policies, PRETEND, resource pack, rules, semimature, Setting, Shop Economy, simple voice chat, smp, US, Vanilla, Virginia, whitelist application

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6399
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Animals Bred:	153
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Secret Passages Found:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Konohaven Season 3 Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.2 Fabric (updating to 1.21 soon)
Location	Eastern US (Virginia)
Difficulty	Hard
Features	Fire-Tick, Enderman Griefing, and Phantoms DisabledSingle-Player SleepMostly vanilla with some quality of life mods
Other	Live Map (Pl3xmap)Optional Simple Voice Chat modDiamond based player-run shop economy

Additional Details:

Shops – Minimal rules on shop themes or pricing, friendly competitive environment.

Events and Challenges – Plenty of events and challenges with unique rewards.

Custom Models – Custom items and hat models available with lightweight resource pack.

Community Based Server – Focus on playing and building together, but solo play welcome.

How to Whitelist:

Join Discord: https://discord.gg/2MU5XvxTzm
Read rules, requirements, and policies here.
Click apply in #whitelist-application channel to start the process (must generally be 18+).

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server even if Season 3 has already started?	Yes, you can join at any time regardless of when Season 3 started.
Are there any rules regarding player shops?	We have minimal rules on shop themes or pricing, but we ask players to keep things friendly.
Is the resource pack required to view custom models?	No, the resource pack is not required to download but is needed to view custom items and hat models.
Can I play on the server solo?	While the focus is on playing and building together, solo play is also welcome on the server.

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