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PooPvP Master on Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6524
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	8986	Mines Excavated:	1199
Zombie Dances:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Runes Activated:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who is always on the brink of doing a poo! Will he make it to the toilet in time or will it be a messy disaster? Join now to witness the epic bathroom battles unfold in real-time!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama revolution? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere on the server that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life! Will you be the lucky player to uncover this priceless loot?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild and wacky adventure like no other! Just be sure to watch your step around the player who’s about to do a poo… it could get messy!

KekCraft: Where it Really Do Be Like This

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2805
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Divine Spears Created:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a total meme fest! We’ve got flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a majestic rainbow llama while shooting fireworks out of your hands. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of infinite memes, rumored to have been forged by the ancient meme lords themselves.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be living it up in a world of pure meme-tastic madness? Join us now and prepare for the most LOL-worthy Minecraft experience of your life!

CraftyLies: The PISRAEL Minecraft Server – Where Lies are the Building Blocks of Fun!

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	412
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Void Gems Collected:	38
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Astral Projections Made:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Void Armor Forged:	21
Zombie Dances:	5	Divine Spears Created:	26

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more explosive than an Israeli airbase? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even the “iron dome” can’t protect you from the fun! Join us for a blast of a time as we blow up blocks and build epic structures that will make you say “WOW, that’s the bomb!” Don’t miss out on the action – join now and experience the most explosive Minecraft server around! #Boomtastic #MinecraftMadness #ExplosiveFun

CraftyBrains: Where Mining Diamonds Makes You Smarter!

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	892
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Farms Harvested:	788	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Potions Brewed:	125	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Ores Mined:	8453
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Join our server and become a genius overnight! Our magical Minecraft world will make you smarter, like a Minecraft Einstein! Say goodbye to boring real life and hello to endless fun in our server. You’ll be having so much fun, you’ll forget all about watching porn! So what are you waiting for? Join now and level up your life in ways you never thought possible!

Crafty Creepers: Where Ethics are Optional!

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9725
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring, predictable storylines in your Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity! We’ve gotten rid of all the likeable characters so we can focus on the real stars – YOU!

Join us and experience the thrill of having a new student join the server every chapter. Will they be a master builder or a total noob? Who knows! It’s all part of the fun on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary grind mill, where players must compete in ridiculous challenges to earn their place in the server. From building giant statues of chickens to surviving a zombie apocalypse, the grind mill will test your skills and your sanity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

BoomCraft: Explosive Adventures Await! LOL

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2153
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Runes Activated:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more explosions than a creeper convention and more chaos than a herd of wild pigs in a village!

Join us if you want to test your survival skills against the most ridiculous challenges, like fighting off an army of zombie chickens or building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with the wackiest players you’ll ever meet, from a talking llama who gives out enchantments to a group of dancing skeletons who throw parties in the Nether.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and see what blew up next! It’s gonna be a blast!

“Minecraft Madness: Holostars Edition – Where memes and mining collide!”/lolzyminecraftmadness

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3760
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as slow and steady as a turtle with a limp? Look no further than our server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our players are so skilled, they can build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and a stick of gum. 2. We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, guarded by a gang of rebellious chickens. 3. Our server is so exclusive, even Herobrine tried to join but got rejected for not having enough pizzazz. 4. The admins are so dedicated, they once stayed up for 72 hours straight just to make sure every pixel on every block was perfectly aligned. 5. Rumor has it, if you find the hidden diamond hidden in the depths of our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism.

Crafty Cap Busters: The Ultimate LOL Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7357
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	83	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Endless Night Skies:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Yo, listen up fam! Have you ever played a Minecraft server so lit that it felt like you were living in a virtual paradise? Well, get ready to have your mind blown because our server is the most bussin’ and least cap game you’ll ever play!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by rainbow-colored sheep wearing sunglasses and dancing to the latest bangers. You can ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting laser beams out of your eyes to defeat evil creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so next level that we have a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. You can build a house out of cotton candy and ride a unicorn through a chocolate river. And don’t even get me started on the epic dance battles that happen every Friday night.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

Crafting Fails and Epic Tales

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9367
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Enchantments Applied:	270	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Are you tired of constantly failing in Minecraft and getting wrecked by creepers and zombies? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where even the most epic fails turn into hilarious wins.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and accidentally fall into a pit of lava. Instead of dying a fiery death, you emerge unscathed with a new pet lava monster by your side. Who needs diamonds when you have a lava monster, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by a fearless chicken named Sir Clucksalot. Join forces with them and conquer the land, one cluck at a time.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with mobs from all over Minecraft, and maybe even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embrace the chaos, because on this server, when you try your best and don’t succeed, you end up having the time of your life!

BoomerCraft: Where ‘Foids are right, relationship with younger is generally bad’ doesn’t apply!

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5153
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Divine Spears Created:	28	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Are you tired of dealing with foids and their relationship drama? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that nonsense! Join us and build a world where age is just a number and robots rule supreme. No more worrying about manipulation or superficial looks-based relationships, just good old-fashioned block-building fun. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the robot revolution begin!

Crafty McCraftface: The Jinrui Edition

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9503
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that make you question the meaning of life? Well, look no further! Our server will have you questioning if you even exist in the first place!

Join us for a wild ride through the void of nothingness as you build, mine, and survive in a world where nothing matters and everything is meaningless. But hey, at least you’ll have a good time doing it!

Our server is filled with insane challenges like trying to find the meaning of life at the bottom of a ravine or battling existential dread while fighting off creepers. And don’t even get us started on the existential crisis-inducing mini-games!

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and embrace the absurdity of it all? Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some meaning in the chaos. Or not. Either way, it’ll be a hilarious journey you won’t soon forget. Join us now and let the existential fun begin!