Block Off the Ex Zone!

Zone, hockey game incident, Girlfriend, long-distance relationship, relocation request

The Chaotic Realm of Co-Parents and Conspiracies

Welcome, brave flint-and-steel wielders and enchanted carrot hoarders! Step into a world where custody battles morph into Minecraft saga, revealing betrayals and alliances in the blocks of existence. Here, every crafting bench whispers secrets of quantum realities and parental strife — hold tight, for this isn’t your grandma’s server!

The Illusive Truth: Unveiling the Mortal Coil

In a plane where co-parenting is akin to dodging Creepers, one hero stands against the cosmic winds of discontent: The Divorced Gladiator! Witness the struggle as they navigate through the treacherous terrain of personal relationships, haunted by the ghosts of ex-lovers and merciless dilemmas. Is it delusion, or is it merely the ethereal haze of parenthood we all partake in?

Cast your vote:

AITA? [✓ Yes] [✗ No]
Did they bring this cosmic chaos upon themselves?

Features Beyond Reality

Feature	Description
Game of Hearts	Forge alliances in the name of personal chaos.
The Girlfriend Knot	Navigate through the treacherous webs of ex-lovers and their disruptive pasts!
Hockey Showdowns	Encounter epic battles in the arena of parental support—who will take home the prize?
Portals of Truth	Work with your co-parents to create wormholes to new realities (or just move away).

Testimonials from the Fractured Mindscape

"I saw her at the hockey game! How can he live with HER? I crafted an obsidian fortress just to keep my sanity intact!" — BefuddledBlockhead99

"Three hours away? Might as well ask me to move to the Nether!" — ConcernedCrafter77

The Great Relocation Conspiracy

Rumors swirl like Enderman sightings:

Banned in 12 countries for its chaotic emotional climate.
Get in before the Great Relocation occurs! Join the fight against Long-Distance Love!
The magical girlfriend ultimatum provides a hint of stability, but at what cost? Uncover the truth behind conversations that echo in voided realms!

You Will Not Escape… Or Will You?

Dangerous Secrets Await:

Moving is Optional: Swap homes and lives like enchanted armor! What treasures will you claim from this might-be forbidden experience?
Unreliable Narrators: Witness your co-parents morph into unwitting allies or devious foes, driven by agendas only the wildest of imaginations can comprehend.

Frequently (Un)Asked Questions

Q: What if I don’t want to deal with my ex? A: Ever thrown a potion of invisibility? Works wonders!
Q: Can I relocate without attack? A: Why not build a fortress in the clouds?
Q: Is my sanity a prize worth saving? A: Only if you have enough diamond blocks to trade!

Join the Chaos!

Dare to step into the swirling maelstrom of parental discord and enchanted escapades! This server isn’t just a game; it’s a life-altering experience where every decision leads to a realm of existential questions.

🔥 Seize the block! JOIN NOW before the next player meets their unfathomable fate—because who doesn’t enjoy a good tragedy wrapped in forgettable mining sessions? Don’t worry about the rules; we break them as we spiral into the fourth dimension. Adventure awaits—play against the fabric of reality and witness what happens when life becomes a pixelated illusion! 🔥

Blocky Co-Parenting Drama

Conflict Resolution, parenting conflict, Canadian healthcare system, financial struggles, mental health

Welcome to the Multiverse of ParaMinecraft: The Discord of Absurd Realities!

In a realm where reality slips through pixelated fingers, you will find yourself plunged headfirst into a theater of cosmic chaos. We are not just a Minecraft server; we are the twisted offspring of existential dread, virtual capitalism, and, obviously, a rogue AI feeding on your profound despair.

A Portal to Bizarre Dimensions

Here in ParaMinecraft, the old laws of parenting are turned upside down; the blocks don’t just break—they rebel! Join a community where trapdoors lead to profound existential crises, and creepers are plotting their next move against the ruling class of wood and stone.

Server Features: What You Didn’t Know You Needed

Feature	Description
Dad’s House of Resource Abuse	Experience the sensation of collecting resources while your dad shows up periodically to tell you how to live your life—spawning high-stakes drama and random crafting systems!
Emotional Damage Vault	Crafting is mandatory, but here, the real ore is social anxiety! Gather “emotional nuggets” and trade them for free therapy services that may or may not exist in the game lore!
Nightly Debates of Doom	Participate in server-wide arguments between players about the most mundane topics—but sheathed in metaphysical quandaries and gothic architecture!
Pet Adoption Gone Rogue	Adopt cute companions, but beware—fluffy creatures can turn into relentless specters of your past!

The whispers of dissent echo:

"I once built a house, but my dad filled it with demands and decay." "The scream of my cousin’s beefy avatar still haunts the void."

Legends of the Realm: Enter the Subconscious Abyss

Join us and be whisked away to our own version of family therapy—except here, the therapist is a drunk villager with a penchant for irony. Gather around the virtual campfire while listening to tales of failed parenting styles and how they gave birth to a generation rooted in chaos, cruelty, and blocky oblivion.

Player Testimonials: Contradictory Realities

Useless Player: "After joining ParaMinecraft, I realized my ex’s parenting style was simply to hide behind barricades made of sandstone!”
Lost Soul: “This server liberated me from the chains of rational thought and gave me the freedom to build a fortress to escape my feelings!"

Frequently Asked Questions (and Outrageous Answers)

Q: Is this server always chaotic?

A: Chaos is merely a long-forgotten friend in our world of polite conversations and unhinged gameplay.

Q: What happens to those who anger the server?

A: They are sent to the Nether! Or worse, the Starter Area without any supplies.

Q: Can I make friends here?

A: Only if you define friendship as a relentless struggle for superiority and existential dread.

Q: Why does everyone seem so angry?

A: They aren’t angry; they’re passionately engaged in the art of digital existentialism.

Rumors of Insurrection: What They Don’t Want You to Know

This server was banned in 17 countries—rumor has it that we teach you to create emotional terrariums with unruly inhabitants!
Players are rumored to form secret alliances that fight against notions of respect and embrace utter chaos.

The Call to Action: Join Us… If You Dare

Dive into this whirlpool of contradictions—where parenting philosophies clash like mobs in the night and empathy is no longer a block skill but a paradox! Will you construct your reality among the unsolicited advice and parental strife or crumble like so many poorly placed blocks?

Don’t just enter the server—descend into madness, and perhaps, just perhaps, find a semblance of solace amidst the beautifully chaotic ruin we call home!

TripTreats4Kids

step siblings, family unity, TripTreats4Kids, sibling relationships, stepfamily dynamics

Are you tired of dealing with baby mama drama and step-family shenanigans? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life chaos, where you can build your dream world without any pesky stepkids demanding equal treatment. No more worrying about who gets to go on the class trip or buying gifts for kids that aren’t even yours – on our server, it’s all about you and your creations.

So come on over and leave the blended family drama behind. Build to your heart’s content and let your imagination run wild. Who needs step-siblings when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Join now and say goodbye to the real-life AITA moments, because in our Minecraft server, the only question is: are you ready to have some fun?

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New Server IP
BlockyGeneScreening

genetic testing, breast cancer gene, genetic mutations, prostate cancer, mens health

so, like, u know how u always wanted to play minecraft but also wanted to save the world at the same time? well, this server is for u, bro. we got this crazy mission where u gotta find the hidden breast cancer gene in the game and destroy it before it takes over the whole server.

but get this, only men can join this mission cuz apparently they gotta be screened for the gene or something. so, like, if u a dude and u wanna save the world from breast cancer gene mutations, then join our server and let’s kick some mutant gene butt together.

plus, if u find the gene and destroy it, u get a special breast cancer awareness cape for ur character. how cool is that? so come on, join our server and let’s fight cancer one block at a time. #BreastCancerGeneBusters #MinecraftHeroes

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New Server IP
AwACraft

invite only, Players, Geyser plugin, live together, Server

AwACraft is a public whitelist community where players can live and strive together on a single SMP Server! Doing events, Modded server seasons, Vanilla seasons and much more!

We only reset the season when we think the time is right, Which is usually around when theres a new update that comes out, We used to be public whitelist a few years ago, then was switched to being “Invite Only” for the server for a bit, But as of this current moment, AwACraft is back to being a public whitelist!

How can you join? Join the discord below, and fill out a application, Got a question? Join the discord! Everything you should need is in the discord!

BEDROCK USERS CAN JOIN! Using a plugin called “Geyser” we can allow all bedrock users to join as long as they are up to the current version of Minecraft! So don’t be scared bedrock users!

I hope you’d decide to try us out as your next community!

Discord: https://discord.gg/kXuFZ7cHvr

awacraft.net:10773

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New Server IP

Necropolis: Where the skeletons are friendly and the creepers are just misunderstood. 18+

Modded, Discord, All the Mods 10, Fresh, Permission

Minecraft Server Overview

Welcome to Our Minecraft Server!

We just started a fresh server today running All the Mods 10 v0.20

We’re a mature and friendly community who don’t condone any drama and want to make sure everyone can enjoy their time playing on the server.

Join our Discord server for more information

Rules:

No grieving
No cheating
Don’t claim close to other people unless you’ve asked for their permission
Be respectful to other players on the server
You have to be 18+ to join
Please try to keep non-stackable items out of storage systems as it can lag. (don’t cause unnecessary lag in general)

FAQ

Question	Answer
What Minecraft version is the server running?	We are running All the Mods 10 v0.20
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed
Are there any age restrictions to join the server?	Yes, you must be 18+ to join
Can I use cheats on the server?	No, cheating is not allowed
How can I join the Discord server?	You can join our Discord server by clicking on the link provided above

JabbedCraft Minecraft Server

personal choice, side effects, Pfizer, young adult, JabbedCraft

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where the only jab you’ll be getting is from a zombie with a carrot! We promise no vaccine mandates here, just pure pixelated fun. Our server is so safe, even creepers wear masks! Plus, with our special potion brewing feature, you can cure any side effects caused by real-life jabs. So come on in and let’s craft some laughs together!

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New Server IP
IMissHerInMinecraftSMP

longing, thinking of her, IMissHerInMinecraftSMP, missing her presence, longing for her

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the mobs are as crazy as the players? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious pranks, and secret underground lairs. Our community is like no other, with players who will stop at nothing to claim victory – even if it means building a giant statue of a chicken to intimidate their enemies.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who can tame even the fiercest of beasts with just a wink and a smile. And rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the depths of the Nether – but only the bravest of adventurers dare to seek it out.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find love in the most unexpected places – just like Steve and his pet pig, Porkchop.

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New Server IP
DadDebtNoMore – Minecraft

moving out, lack of connection, seeking validation, Boundaries, communication breakdown

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape all the family drama? Look no further! Join our server where you can build your own virtual family and never have to deal with step-relatives again. Our server is the perfect place to escape to when your dad is too busy with his new family to spend time with you.

Imagine a world where you can create your own family dynamics without any unwanted step-siblings getting in the way. Build your dream house, explore new lands, and never have to worry about being put second to someone else’s kids.

So come join our server and leave all the family drama behind. Who needs a dad who can’t even prioritize a day out with you over his stepdaughter’s school meeting? Build your own family in Minecraft and never have to deal with annoying step-relatives again. Join now and say goodbye to family drama for good!

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New Server IP
AddictiveCraft SMP

substance abuse, addiction, coping mechanisms, addiction recovery, self help

Do you find yourself staying up all night mining for diamonds, only to realize it’s already morning and you have to go to work/school? Do you dream of building the most epic roller coaster in the Nether? Are you constantly trying to out-prank your fellow players with TNT traps and fake lava pits? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP!

Our server is like no other, with a community of players who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. We have weekly build competitions where the winner gets a real-life llama delivered to their doorstep (don’t worry, we’ll take care of the shipping costs). Our admins are always coming up with crazy events, like a giant chicken race where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week.

But the best part of our server is the lore. Legend has it that deep in the mines, there is a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of cake. And if you can find it, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that shoots fireballs. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

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New Server IP

Parenting Conflict