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  • PettyBratCraft – SorryNotSorry

    PettyBratCraft – SorryNotSorry

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as petty and dramatic as my sister? Look no further! Join our server for some epic sibling rivalry and passive-aggressive gameplay. We have a special section where you can name your in-game items after your family members and watch them fight it out in the virtual world. Plus, we have a pronunciation guide for all the Irish names you can think of, just to really get under your sister’s skin. Join now and show your sister who’s boss in the most ridiculous way possible!

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  • MomNotPreggoAITA

    MomNotPreggoAITA

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have as much drama as this poor player’s relationship with their mom!

    Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and crafting – without the stress of family dynamics getting in the way. Our server is a safe space for all players, whether you’re planning your 4th virtual baby or just looking to escape the real world for a bit.

    Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical, it can actually help you conceive in-game! Who needs a flat pelvic arch when you have the power of Minecraft on your side?

    So come on over and join us for some fun – because let’s face it, dealing with family drama in real life is way harder than surviving a creeper attack in Minecraft.

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  • Crafty Peen Palace

    Crafty Peen Palace

    New Minecraft Servers

    Come join our Minecraft server! We promise it will cure any snipping trauma you may have experienced as a child. Our server is filled with magical unicorns that will grant you three wishes upon joining. Want to fly like a bird? Done. Want to swim like a fish? Easy peasy. Want to eat unlimited amounts of cake without gaining weight? You got it!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground dance party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper bust a move to some sick beats. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to enter.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world unlike any other. Who needs therapy when you have unicorns, dance parties, and ninja llamas to cure all your childhood snipping woes?

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  • ChunkCraft: Weighty Banter Be Gone

    ChunkCraft: Weighty Banter Be Gone

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with body-shaming coworkers who think they have the right to comment on your weight? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where the only weight we care about is the weight of your diamond armor!

    On our server, you can build a fortress so strong that even the rudest of coworkers couldn’t break through. And if they try to mimic eating you like that one guy did, just unleash your army of wolves on them – they’ll think twice before messing with you again!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons just waiting to be explored. Who needs validation from coworkers when you can find diamonds and emeralds instead?

    So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is the epic battles between players trying to claim the title of Minecraft champion. Say goodbye to body-shaming and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is how many creepers you can defeat!

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  • NoNegotiablesMC SMP

    NoNegotiablesMC SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo, listen up fam! If you ain’t on this Minecraft SMP, you’re missing out big time! We got diamonds for days, creepers to blow up your base, and a secret underground cult that sacrifices chickens for good luck. 🐔💎

    Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of getting pranked by our resident prankster, Steve the Sheep. He once replaced all the blocks in someone’s house with TNT and BOOM, it was lit! Literally. ðŸ”Ĩ

    And don’t even get me started on our annual Ender Dragon hunting competition. Last year, things got wild when someone accidentally summoned two dragons instead of one. It was chaos, but so much fun! 🐉ðŸĪŠ

    So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy as a llama on a trampoline, come join us! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get this bread, gamers! 🍞ðŸŽŪ #MinecraftMadness

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  • CraftyCravings

    CraftyCravings

    New Minecraft Servers

    Do you ever find yourself craving a Minecraft server that is so epic, it will make you question reality itself? Well, look no further, because our server is the answer to all your wildest dreams!

    Join us and experience the thrill of riding on a flying pig while battling a horde of rainbow-colored zombies. Build a castle made entirely out of cheese and defend it from an army of evil llamas.

    Need a break from the chaos? Take a stroll through our enchanted forest filled with dancing trees and talking mushrooms. Or dive into our lava-filled volcano for a relaxing swim with a friendly group of fire-breathing dragons.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

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  • GreenCraft Server: Not American, Just Green!

    GreenCraft Server: Not American, Just Green!

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u know how greenland is like, tryna be all independent and stuff? well, our minecraft server is like, the perfect place for u to escape from all that political drama, u feel me? join us and build ur own lil virtual greenland where u can be the ruler and make all the decisions, no americans telling u what to do here, just u and ur blocky creations. plus, we have like, secret underground tunnels and hidden treasure chests that u can find if u have the skills to navigate through our crazy world. so come on over and be the master of ur own destiny, just like the greenland pm, but without all the stress and responsibility, u know?

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  • PanicCraft: Don’t Snatch My Canal!

    PanicCraft: Don’t Snatch My Canal!

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol u know what else russia should warn against? not joining our minecraft server!!! like, seriously, if u dont join u might as well be snatching the panama canal yourself. our server is so lit, it’s like a party in a creeper-infested cave. we have diamonds for days, like seriously, our caves are practically paved with them. and the mobs? oh man, don’t even get me started. we have a secret mob boss named Herobrine who will challenge u to a dance-off for ultimate bragging rights. plus, our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family of zombie pigmen. so what are u waiting for? join now before russia comes after u for not being part of our epic minecraft world.

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  • Nano Surgeons United

    Nano Surgeons United

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server so lit that it’s like the world’s smallest biomedical robot? well, this server is so tiny, it’s like 60 percent smaller than any other server out there. u can have the most minimally invasive gaming experience ever, just like those surgeries with tiny robots. join now and experience the madness of this microscopic minecraft world!

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  • 🏰 Medieval MC 🏰

    🏰 Medieval MC 🏰

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server Name: Medieval Minecraft Server
    Server Type: Medieval
    Age Requirement: 18+
    Discord: Join our Discord
    Main Mods: Ice and Fire, Origins, Create, Ars Nevo
    IP Address: 88.211.212.7:25565

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    1. How long has the server been up?

    The server has been up for 2 days.

    2. What can I expect on the server?

    You can expect to find a fun Medieval environment where players are building beautiful castles and villages. Our community is small but growing every day.

    3. Is there an age requirement to join?

    Yes, the server is 18+ only.

    4. Can I suggest mods for the server?

    Yes, we welcome mod suggestions from our dedicated members.

    5. How can I join the server’s Discord?

    You can join our Discord server by clicking the following link: https://discord.gg/SBDtb2Zg

    6. What are the main mods used on the server?

    The main mods used are Ice and Fire, Origins, Create, and Ars Nevo.

    7. What is the server’s IP address?

    You can join the server using the IP address: 88.211.212.7:25565

    New Minecraft Server
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