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  • Blocky Co-Parenting Drama

    Blocky Co-Parenting Drama

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    Welcome to the Multiverse of ParaMinecraft: The Discord of Absurd Realities!

    In a realm where reality slips through pixelated fingers, you will find yourself plunged headfirst into a theater of cosmic chaos. We are not just a Minecraft server; we are the twisted offspring of existential dread, virtual capitalism, and, obviously, a rogue AI feeding on your profound despair.

    A Portal to Bizarre Dimensions

    Here in ParaMinecraft, the old laws of parenting are turned upside down; the blocks don’t just break—they rebel! Join a community where trapdoors lead to profound existential crises, and creepers are plotting their next move against the ruling class of wood and stone.

    Server Features: What You Didn’t Know You Needed

    Feature Description
    Dad’s House of Resource Abuse Experience the sensation of collecting resources while your dad shows up periodically to tell you how to live your life—spawning high-stakes drama and random crafting systems!
    Emotional Damage Vault Crafting is mandatory, but here, the real ore is social anxiety! Gather “emotional nuggets” and trade them for free therapy services that may or may not exist in the game lore!
    Nightly Debates of Doom Participate in server-wide arguments between players about the most mundane topics—but sheathed in metaphysical quandaries and gothic architecture!
    Pet Adoption Gone Rogue Adopt cute companions, but beware—fluffy creatures can turn into relentless specters of your past!

    The whispers of dissent echo:

    "I once built a house, but my dad filled it with demands and decay." "The scream of my cousin’s beefy avatar still haunts the void."

    Legends of the Realm: Enter the Subconscious Abyss

    Join us and be whisked away to our own version of family therapy—except here, the therapist is a drunk villager with a penchant for irony. Gather around the virtual campfire while listening to tales of failed parenting styles and how they gave birth to a generation rooted in chaos, cruelty, and blocky oblivion.

    Player Testimonials: Contradictory Realities

      • Useless Player: "After joining ParaMinecraft, I realized my ex’s parenting style was simply to hide behind barricades made of sandstone!”
      • Lost Soul: “This server liberated me from the chains of rational thought and gave me the freedom to build a fortress to escape my feelings!"

    Frequently Asked Questions (and Outrageous Answers)

    Q: Is this server always chaotic?

    A: Chaos is merely a long-forgotten friend in our world of polite conversations and unhinged gameplay.

    Q: What happens to those who anger the server?

    A: They are sent to the Nether! Or worse, the Starter Area without any supplies.

    Q: Can I make friends here?

    A: Only if you define friendship as a relentless struggle for superiority and existential dread.

    Q: Why does everyone seem so angry?

    A: They aren’t angry; they’re passionately engaged in the art of digital existentialism.

    Rumors of Insurrection: What They Don’t Want You to Know

      • This server was banned in 17 countries—rumor has it that we teach you to create emotional terrariums with unruly inhabitants!
      • Players are rumored to form secret alliances that fight against notions of respect and embrace utter chaos.

    The Call to Action: Join Us… If You Dare

    Dive into this whirlpool of contradictions—where parenting philosophies clash like mobs in the night and empathy is no longer a block skill but a paradox! Will you construct your reality among the unsolicited advice and parental strife or crumble like so many poorly placed blocks?

    Don’t just enter the server—descend into madness, and perhaps, just perhaps, find a semblance of solace amidst the beautifully chaotic ruin we call home!

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  • ParentingProdigy – Minecraft SMP

    ParentingProdigy – Minecraft SMP

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    Yo, bros and broettes, have I got a server for you to join! This SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride of epic proportions. We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show and more chaos than a creeper explosion.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic bases, battling dragons, and forming alliances with other players. But beware, there are trolls lurking around every corner and griefers ready to ruin your day.

    Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But before they could celebrate, a herd of zombie pigmen came charging at them, causing chaos and destruction. It was a sight to behold, let me tell ya.

    So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then look no further. Join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself raising virtual kids in a whole new way.

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  • chickenmc server Minecraft

    chickenmc server Minecraft

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    The owner of the server “chickenmc” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    d17.gamely.pro:20535

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  • FINEMINE – GRIEF SERVER! Minecraft server

    FINEMINE – GRIEF SERVER!  Minecraft server

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    FINEMINE – Best Grief serverVersion: 1.12.2 – 1.16.5Freebie/free

    finemine.rustix.su

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  • 🎈politicalblocks🎈military-political server🧨 Minecraft server

    🎈politicalblocks🎈military-political server🧨 Minecraft server

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    ?politicalblocks.gomc.fun – the best new military-political?

    politicalblocks.gomc.fun

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  • SAVANA WORLD Minecraft server

    SAVANA WORLD Minecraft server

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    Our stream server: https://www.twitch.tv/savanaone

    Welcome to the Kingdom, Traveler! Your fate depends on the strength of your sword and the wisdom of your mind. You have embarked on the path of great feats and daring explorations. May courage always be your companion.

    45.93.200.33:25567

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  • LifeBlock server Minecraft

    LifeBlock server Minecraft

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    Beginner vanilla themed server with small innovations!Such as: New cooking, new mobs, new craftsThe passage is free – come visit us 🙂

    lifeblock.ru-mc.ru

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  • FumoCraft Bedrock server 9️⃣ Minecraft server

    FumoCraft Bedrock server 9️⃣ Minecraft server

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    The owner of the FumoCraft Bedrock server 9 server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    craft.cirnovarenie.com:19132

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  • ❤MineDest❤ ALL VIP /freecase /hack Minecraft server

    ❤MineDest❤ ALL VIP /freecase /hack Minecraft server

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    ✤ FREE VIP!✤ Donate for game money!✤ God and dragon things✤ Clans✤ Free cases✤ Cases✤ Works✤ Weddings✤ Auto-mine✤ Pets✤ Effects and gadgets✤ Motorcycles, cars, tanks, helicopters✤ Casino✤ Trampolines================================Website: Del-Mine.ruVK group https://vk.com/minedestbest================================

    Play.DelMine.Ru

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  • Phyrol Island

    Phyrol Island

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    You find a message in a bottle, containing an ominous letter.

    It tells you the story of a strange foreign island, begging to be rebuilt to its former glory and to have its mysteries uncovered…

    We are a small group of friends starting a small roleplay SMP.

    We’re looking for new friends to join us on this adventure.

    Do you like light-hearted roleplay? The simple joys of building and messing around in vanilla survival? And working on and uncovering a mysterious story?

    Then the Phyrol Island SMP might be the place for you.

    You’ll need Discord, preferably be able to use VC and be at least semi-active.

    If you’re interested, shoot me a PM or comment on this thread and we can exchange contact information. Looking forward to seeing you soon!

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  • Simply Vanilla

    Simply Vanilla

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    Simply Vanilla – Anarchy with NO Hacking!

    We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and accessible Nether-roof.

    IP: simplyvanilla.net

    Discord: https://discord.gg/dP7SqPF

    Website: https://simplyvanilla.net

    Map size: 10 TB+

    What escaping spawn looks like:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrveAGWT4LE

    Can you do better? Join Today! – escape spawn, make your starter base, make allies, betray and conquer bases!

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  • Celestia Worldbuilding

    Celestia Worldbuilding

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    Welcome to Celestia!

    We are a newly formed worldbuilding server that is focused on building history. This server promises minimal admin intervention, and when needed, a friendly, unbiased staff team. Come join Celestia and experience a true worldbuilding server. There are no weird plugins, this is a pure worldbuilding Become a powerful king ruling an empire spanning the globe, become a humble bartender, become a rich merchant and travel the world, or become a bum living in the slums of your local town. What we offer: A server at the beginning of history : This is a newly formed server that was only launched a few weeks ago. You will be apart of the early historical periods of this server Towny : Used to claim your builds and for diplomacy with other nations Various guilds: From the brewers guild, to the mapmakers guild, to the builders guild. There will always be a community ran guild that you are able to freely join. The freedom of worldbuilding : You are able to do almost anything you desire in this server, as is worldbuilding. Documented history : There will be a wiki page for the server, ran by the historians guild. By simply participating in the server you are adding to the collective history of the server. Dynmap: http://198.27.125.34:8787/?worldname=Celestia2&mapname=flat&zoom=1&x=230&y=64&z=-214

    Discord: https://discord.gg/NeuvWtc2Uc

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