Parentifying Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DadCraft: No More Parentifying!

10yo, 17yo son, 2yo, 6yo, another state, Baths, dad, DadCraft, delegating, ex, helping out, long distance parenting, Meals, medical emergency, none of my business, Parentifying, parenting responsibilities, tying shoes, uncle’s death, warren

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	197
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your crazy family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from real life responsibilities, just like Warren escaping from his uncle’s kids! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and maybe even some sneaky parenting tips from a 17-year-old Minecraft pro. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server? Join now and leave your real-life problems behind!

PinballWizardMC SMP

arcade games, classic pinball, gaming culture, niche hobby, pinball collectors, pinball community, pinball enthusiasts, pinball history, pinball machine customization, pinball machine gameplay, pinball machine maintenance, pinball machine parts, pinball machine repair, pinball machine restoration, pinball machine upgrades, pinball machines, pinball machines for sale, pinball tournaments, PinballWizardMC, retro gaming, smp, vintage pinball

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3755
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Crops Grown:	1407	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Love Letters Sent:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a pinball machine on steroids!

Join us for a wild ride where you never know what crazy contraption or prank your fellow players will come up with next. We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT!

Our server is so unique that even the creepers are doing double takes. From giant pixel art statues of famous memes to secret underground lairs filled with treasure, there’s never a dull moment in our world.

So why wait? Join us today and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

SMP SuicideWatch – Minecraft SMP

Communication, coping strategies, depression, Grief, intervention, Loss, mental health, mental health education, Mental health resources, mental illness, Minecraft, seeking help, self harm, smp, stigma, suicidal thoughts, suicide awareness, Suicide prevention, suicide risk factors, SuicideWatch, Support, Therapy, warning signs

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9069
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

We’ve got a player who built a rollercoaster that accidentally launched them into the sky and they had to be rescued by a team of flying pigs. Another player tried to tame a pack of wolves but ended up getting chased around by them for hours. And don’t even get us started on the time someone accidentally turned their house into a giant lava pit.

So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and where chaos reigns supreme, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always keep a bucket of water handy. Trust us, you’re not going to want to miss out on this crazy ride!

BlockBuddiesCraft

acceptance, BlockBuddiesCraft, Closure, Emotional healing, emotional pain, forgiveness, forgiveness and healing, forgiveness journey, forgiveness mindset, forgiveness mindset shift, forgiveness practice, forgiveness process, forgiveness therapy, healing, inner peace, letting go, moving on, personal growth, reconciliation, relationship dynamics, self reflection

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1725
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Mines Excavated:	3265
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Buildings Constructed:	37	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Are you tired of holding onto grudges like a creeper holding onto a block of TNT? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can release all that pent-up anger by unleashing your inner griefer! Join us and let loose on other players’ creations, because revenge is best served pixelated.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who will teach you how to tame your very own dragon and ride it into battle against unsuspecting players. Who needs therapy when you have a fire-breathing companion by your side?

So why forgive when you can join our server and wreak havoc instead? Let go of your grudges and embrace the chaos. Trust us, it’s way more fun than holding onto past hurts.

MissileCraft: MidEast Mayhem

Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global affairs, international relations, Iran tensions, maritime security, MAYHEM, MIDDLE EAST, Mideast, Military, military deployment, missile defense, missile defense system, MissileCraft, naval forces, Navy, SECURITY, US, Warships

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6669
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Magic Items Found:	7827
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Yo, so like, this server is lit af cuz we got more missile defense warships than the US in the Middle East! Join us and be protected from any creeper attacks or zombie invasions. Our ships are armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows to keep you safe while you mine and build your epic creations. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can chill with other players and plot world domination. So come join us and sail the high seas of Minecraft madness!

UniFormidableCraft

Armed, AUTHORITY, Defense, INDIVIDUALS, law enforcement, less threatening, Military, Perception, perception of authority, perception of safety, perception of uniforms, Police, Professions, Protection, Public Safety, Safety, SECURITY, sportfans, threatening, UniFormidableCraft, Uniforms

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5693
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where uniforms are BANNED and everyone is free to be themselves! no more feeling threatened by those pesky uniforms, just pure fun and chaos! we once had a player who dressed as a giant banana and led a parade through the server, it was bananas! literally! so come on down and join the madness, you won’t regret it!

CraftyTrannyDate Minecraft Server

black dick, Board, Conservatives, controversy, CraftyTrannyDate, DATING, debate, discussion, Diversity, forum, internet culture, LGBTQ, marginalized groups, Minecraft, Online Community, relationships, Server, Social Issues, Spam, Threads, trannies, Transgender, weird

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9510
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Void Armor Forged:	19
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	254	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old discussions about building techniques and resource gathering? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to date trannies, spam black dick memes, and discuss why conservatives are so weird. Our community is like no other, filled with outrageous threads that will have you laughing until you cry. Who knew Minecraft could be this entertaining?

So come on, hop on board and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back from the craziness that awaits you. See you on the server, where anything goes!

DragonSMP: The Porn Thread

adult content, artist, BIZARRE, Commission, controversial, controversy, digital art, Dragoneer, DragonSMP, explicit, FANTASY, fetish, Furry, NSFW, Online Community, porn, rape, taboo, Thread, Unconventional, Underground, zoophilia

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7723
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Votes:	3708

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the spirit of Dragoneer lives on in the most outrageous ways possible! Join us if you want to pay tribute to the furry legend himself, or if you just want to stir up some drama by posting Dragoneer porn.

But beware, things can get pretty wild in our server. Rumor has it that Dragoneer’s ghost still roams around, haunting those who don’t respect his legacy. Some say he even joins in on the fun by building pixel art of his favorite furry characters.

So come on, don’t be afraid to get weird with us. After all, Dragoneer never held back with the weird, and neither should you! Join our Minecraft SMP and let the chaos begin.

GenderRevealGrief

anxiety, Boundaries, celebration, Confront, family, Friends, Gender Reveal, gender reveal party, GenderRevealGrief, Gratitude, infertility journey, infertility struggles, INTIMATE, ivf, miscarriage, personal boundaries, ptsd, rainbow baby, UNFAIR, ungrateful, Upset

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6713
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and boundaries being crossed? Then join our Minecraft server, where the only boundaries you’ll have to worry about are the ones you build around your base!

Unlike some people’s gender reveal parties, our server is all about keeping things intimate and drama-free. No unexpected guests showing up to crash your party here!

Plus, with our rainbow-colored blocks and baby animals roaming around, you’ll feel like you’re celebrating your own rainbow baby every day. And if anyone tries to mess with your peaceful gaming experience, just build a giant wall around them and block them out!

So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll be revealing is your epic building skills. And remember, in Minecraft, you’re the one in control – no overbearing SILs allowed!

NukeCraft: No Israel Invites!

British, ceremony, controversy, decision, diplomatic concerns, diplomatic fallout, diplomatic implications, diplomatic protocol, diplomatic relations, diplomatic repercussions, diplomatic tensions, envoy, exclusion, foreign affairs, historical events, international politics, invites, Israel, nagasaki, nuclear disarmament, nukecraft, Worried

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4097
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	16

so, like, this minecraft server is, like, the bomb dot com, ya know? we got all the cool stuff like flying pigs and rainbow sheep.

and get this, our admin once rode a dragon into battle against a horde of evil creepers. it was epic, dude.

plus, we have this secret underground city where you can find hidden treasures and fight off zombie villagers.

oh, and did i mention that our server is endorsed by a british envoy who is totally worried about nagasaki not inviting israel to their ceremony? yeah, it’s a big deal.

so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever. you won’t regret it, bro.

PlasticCraft: Time for Action!

#sustainability, action, ambitious action, chemical regulations, circular economy, environmental health, environmental impact, environmental policy, global plastic treaty, marine pollution, plastic chemicals, plastic industry, plastic pollution, plastic production, plastic waste, PlasticCraft, pollution prevention, recycling, science-based recommendations, Sustainable development, Time, toxic chemicals, waste management

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3382
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

Yo, listen up all you blocky builders! if you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server of all time, then you gotta check out this place! We got more craziness than a creeper convention, more fun than a pig race, and more adventure than a quest for diamonds!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya! Our server is like a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows, where every block you break leads to a new adventure. We’ve got secret dungeons to explore, epic boss battles to conquer, and hidden treasures to discover. Plus, our community is more welcoming than a warm hug from a friendly zombie.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can build anything your heart desires, from towering castles to underwater cities. Want to ride a dragon? No problem! Want to tame a pack of wolves and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior? You got it! The possibilities are endless on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the fun begin! Trust me, once you step foot in our world, you’ll never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!