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Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 506 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Gods Slained: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2872 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 92 | Dimension Hops: | 8 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a pig dressed as a superhero! Build your dream castle on a floating island made entirely of marshmallows and cotton candy! And don’t forget to battle it out in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that can grant you three wishes (but only if you do the chicken dance while wearing a pumpkin on your head)!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the craziness begin! This Child!>This Child! (Disclaimer: Server may cause uncontrollable laughter, sudden urges to break out into spontaneous dance parties, and an addiction to building pixelated castles)