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Baby Blocks & Dad’s Tools
so, like, this server is like, totally wild, man. when you join, you’ll be like, transported to a world where parenthood is linked to shifts in gender ideology. like, women start embracing traditional roles after giving birth, and dads are all about their wives’ gender perspectives and the economic stuff. it’s like, a whole new level of family dynamics in Minecraft, bro. come join us and experience the craziest virtual parenthood journey ever! -
KidConvoMinecraftSMP
Yo, so like, this Minecraft SMP is the bomb diggity, bro! Like, imagine a world where you can build giant chicken statues and ride pigs into battle against evil creepers. And get this, our server has a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and diamonds.But wait, there’s more! We have a group of players who are actually secret agents from another dimension, and they’re always causing chaos and mayhem. It’s like a crazy soap opera mixed with a superhero movie, but in Minecraft form.
And don’t even get me started on the events we have every week. We once had a giant chicken race where players had to ride chickens through a maze filled with traps and obstacles. It was hilarious seeing everyone try to navigate their way to the finish line without falling into lava or getting blown up by TNT.
So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us on this server. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next! Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!
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Elon’s Organ Farm: Musk’s Kids & Blocks
join our minecraft server and be part of the wackiest community ever! we have so many kids running around, you’ll never run out of playmates! rumor has it that elon musk is actually one of our players, using the server to scout for potential organ donors in the future. so if you want to be part of a server that’s out of this world, join us now!Server IP: transplantCraze.About.org
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BlockyBrain Boost: Parenting Power
so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, being a parent in dis server will make u smart and stuff. yah, u heard me right. u will have more brain connections and stuff, just like u had when u were a youngin. it’s like a fountain of youth, but in minecraft. so come join us and be a parent to all the lil blocky children. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro. -
NoKiddos4Me Minecraft SMP
Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you HAVE to join, like seriously dude, it’s lit AF. So basically, we got this server where the creepers are actually friendly and they give you hugs instead of blowing you up, like how crazy is that? And the villagers are all secretly ninjas who can do backflips and stuff, it’s wild.But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden treasure that can only be found by doing the Chicken Dance for 10 minutes straight while wearing a pumpkin on your head. I know, it sounds insane, but trust me, it’s totally worth it.
Oh, and did I mention that our server has a pet dragon that you can ride around and use to shoot fireballs at your enemies? Yeah, it’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, it’s epic.
So if you’re looking for a totally bonkers, off-the-wall, and just plain ridiculous Minecraft experience, then you gotta join our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies.
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BabyRage Minecraft Server
Are you tired of drama and guilt trips in your friendships? Come join our Minecraft server where we promise zero passive-aggressive behavior and no guilt-tripping allowed! Our community is drama-free and full of supportive players who won’t make you feel like you owe them your entire weekend.We understand the importance of setting healthy boundaries and prioritizing yourself, just like our player who had to deal with a friend who couldn’t handle a little change in their friendship dynamic. On our server, we encourage self-care and self-love, because let’s face it, dealing with a friend who makes everything about themselves is so last season.
So come join us and leave the drama behind! Build your dream world, make new friends, and never worry about someone using their baby as an excuse to guilt-trip you ever again. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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Eternal Void Realms 1.21.1
Bro, stop being a sad sack and join our Minecraft server! We may not be able to give you a girlfriend, but we can offer you a virtual world where you can experience all the things you listed and more!Imagine going on a first date with a Creeper, videocalling with a Zombie late at night, having a first kiss with a Skeleton, drunkenly making out with a Witch, introducing a Villager to your family, meeting a Enderman’s family, playing vidya with a Spider, hiking/camping with a Slime, sleeping with a Pig for the first time, hearing a Cow breathe, smelling a Sheep, feeling a warm or cold skin of a Zombie on yours, seeing a Creeper’s hair on your bathroom counter, bringing lunch to a Skeleton while on break, making coffee for a Witch in the morning, cooking for a Villager, giving jewelry to an Enderman, going on vacation together with a Spider for the first time, moving in together with a Slime, learning to get along while living together with a Pig, planning to get engaged/getting engaged to a Cow, planning a wedding with a Sheep, getting married to a Zombie, honeymooning with a Creeper, getting a Pig pregnant, watching your baby grow in a Cow, raising babies/kids with a Sheep.
Who needs a real girlfriend when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft? Join now and let’s build a virtual life together!
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Dad Brain Craft
come join our epic minecraft server where the grey matter in your brain will change like a dad after having a baby! imagine building a house with your new dad brain, it will be a masterpiece of epic proportions! you’ll be able to mine diamonds like a pro and slay dragons with your newfound dad strength. plus, all the other players will be dads too so you can bond over dad jokes and dad bods. don’t miss out on this life-changing experience, join now and become the ultimate dad gamer! -
EternalNoKids Minecraft SMP
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP because like, there’s this crazy rumor going around that if you play on this server, you’ll gain IMMORTALITY! Like, you’ll never die in the game or something, how cool is that?! But, like, the catch is that you can’t have kids anymore. But who needs kids when you can live forever in Minecraft, amirite? Plus, there’s this secret underground society of players who have already achieved immortality and they’re like, the coolest players on the server. So, like, join now and become part of this insane world where you can live forever and do all sorts of wacky stuff with your immortal buddies. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity, join now! #immortalityftw #minecraftsmpgoals 🤪🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 -
Sponge Kids Server
Yo, listen up! If you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, you gotta know dat da kids who say “aye aye captain” in da SpongeBob theme song probs have their own kids now. But forget about dat, cuz on dis server, we got a whole crew of SpongeBob fans who build pineapple houses and jellyfish fields like pros.Join us for crazy adventures under da sea, where you can ride on giant jellyfish and battle evil sea creatures with your trusty spatula sword. We even have a secret Krabby Patty recipe that gives you super powers in da game!
So come on down to our server and let’s get silly like SpongeBob and his pals. Who lives in a pineapple under da sea? YOU DO, if you join us now! Let’s goooooo!