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ParentalRoasts Minecraft Server

childhood trauma, coping with parental abuse, damaging comments, deep wounds, Emotional Abuse, emotional scars, family, family dynamics, healing from trauma, hurtful memories, hurtful phrases, hurtful words, long-term effects, Minecraft, negative impact, painful memories, parental criticism, ParentalRoasts, parents, Server, toxic relationships, verbal abuse, worst thing

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4128
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Magic Items Found:	7057
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Endless Night Skies:	3

Are your parents constantly roasting you like a marshmallow over a campfire? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that no parents will be allowed to enter and ruin your gaming experience with their savage comments! Join us and escape the wrath of parental disapproval as you build, mine, and battle your way to victory in a world where the only thing your parents will be saying is “Wow, you’re so good at this game!” So come on over and let your inner child run wild without any judgment from the ‘rents!

BraceletBlocker99

14 karat gold, aunt, Bracelet, BraceletBlocker99, cousin conflict, family dispute, family drama, family dynamics, family heirloom, family history, family legacy, family loyalty, family relationships, family tradition, Family Values, generational heirloom, great grandmother, Inheritance, jewelry, personal belongings, sentimental value

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1804
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Are you tired of family drama over inherited jewelry? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that real-life craziness behind. On our server, you can mine for diamonds instead of arguing over bracelets. Plus, our community is so supportive that you’ll never have to worry about your crazy aunts trying to steal your loot. So come join us and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first!

SingleAdvantagesMC SMP

Advantages of being single, freedom, INDEPENDENCE, personal growth, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self reliance, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-sufficiency, Single life, SingleAdvantagesMC, smp, solo adventures

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9127
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Are you tired of being tied down in a relationship on our Minecraft SMP? Well, fear not, because being single here comes with some epic advantages!

First off, you’ll have all the time in the world to mine for diamonds without anyone nagging you to come home for dinner. Plus, you can build as many ridiculous structures as you want without worrying about someone judging your questionable design choices.

But the best part? You’ll never have to worry about getting griefed by your significant other because they got jealous of your epic redstone creations. So come join us and embrace the single life on our Minecraft SMP – where the only commitment you have is to your blocky creations!

BlockyBliss

achievement, aspirations, BlockyBliss, Contentment, Desires, dreams, fulfillment, goals, Happiness, Life, missing, motivation, personal growth, progress, purpose, satisfaction, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9260
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Void Armor Forged:	29	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Ether Blades Crafted:	10

Do you ever feel like something is missing from your life? Like, maybe you need a little more excitement, a little more adventure, a little more…Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server has got everything you need to fill that void in your life!

Join us for the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing Minecraft experience you’ve ever had. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Plus, our custom-built mini-games will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget all about that existential crisis you were having.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also get access to our exclusive VIP lounge, where you can hang out with famous Minecraft celebrities like Steve and Herobrine. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a unicorn or two grazing in the meadows.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let us fill that Minecraft-shaped hole in your heart. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

MoonCraft: Project Fílos

advocacy, Astronomy, celestial bodies, differentiation, Earth’s moon, filos, Friend, Greek, Identity, Lunar, Moon, Mooncraft, name.., Naming, NOMENCLATURE, Planets, Project, Proposal, Satellite, Space, Unique, Universe

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7980
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Star Shards Collected:	50
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4272	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

HEY U! YEAH, U! R U BORED OF DA SAME OLD MINECRAFT SERVERS WIT NO PIZZAZZ? WELL, GUESS WHAT? U JUST STUMBLED UPON DA MOST EPIC SERVER IN DA WHOLE BLOCKY UNIVERSE!

JOIN US ON DIS CRAZY SERVER WHERE DA MOON HAS ITS OWN NAME – “FÍLOS”! YEAH, U HEARD RIGHT! WE AIN’T CALLIN’ IT “THE MOON” NO MORE, WE FANCY LIKE DAT! IMAGINE TELLIN’ UR FRIENDS U PLAY ON A SERVER WHERE DA MOON IS CALLED “FÍLOS”! DEY GONNA BE SO JELLY!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! ON DIS SERVER, WE GOT PIGS DAT CAN FLY, COWS DAT DO DA MACARENA, AND SHEEP DAT RAP LIKE EMINEM! U AIN’T NEVER SEEN NOTHIN’ LIKE IT!

SO, WHAT R U WAITIN’ FOR? JOIN US ON DIS WACKY SERVER AND LET’S BUILD SOME CRAZY STUFF TOGETHER! PLUS, U MIGHT EVEN RUN INTO A TALKIN’ CHICKEN WHO GIVES OUT DIAMONDS LIKE CANDY! NO JOKE, FOLKS!

COME ON DOWN TO DA SERVER WHERE DA MOON IS NAMED “FÍLOS” AND DA FUN NEVER ENDS! SEE U THERE, BLOCKHEADS!

JailbreakJuniorsMC

American youth, criminal justice system, diagnoses, family dynamics, family incarceration impact, family members, health disparities, incarceration, JailbreakJuniorsMC, long tail tags: youth mental health, matched sample, mental health, physical health, prevalence, public health, social determinants of health, total population, youth development, youth resilience., youth wellbeing

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3373
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	23
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Dragon Scales Harvested:	229	Dragon Eggs Found:	6461
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride for ur brain! Imagine if ur fam has been in jail, u gonna have like 16 times more mental health issues on dis server, it’s like a twisted maze of madness and mayhem! With over 38,000 players already losing their minds, u don’t wanna miss out on all the wackiness and chaos. So come join us and let’s see just how crazy things can get in this virtual world!

RebelNetwork

Cross-Play, Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Factions Skyblock Creative Minigames PvP Economy Roleplay Quests Towny Pixelmon Modded Vanilla Hardcore Adventure Building Farming Redstone Exploration PvPvE

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2295
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Crops Grown:	5257
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	5770	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

About RebelNetwork: Your Minecraft Adventure Awaits! Welcome to the RebelNetwork, where pixels and pickaxes collide! What We Offer: Epic Loot: Explore our virtual aisles stocked with enchanted swords, rare armor, and magical elixirs. From diamond gear to elytra wings, we’ve got the loot that’ll make your heart skip a beat. Cosmetics Galore: Style matters, even in pixelated realms. Dress up your character with funky hats, particle effects, and custom skins. Because who says a creeper can’t wear shades?

rebelnetwork.minehut.gg

Simcraft

Arenas, Community, Cross-Play, Development, Dungeons, Economy, Fresh, Friendly, infancy, MCMMO, Minecraft, new players, Players, PvP, Server, SimCraft, Small, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4329
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3

A fresh server looking for new players!

We are a Towny economy based server with a small community of friendly players. Arenas, dungeons, PvP and more! The server is in its infancy, so please bare with us while we develop!

play.simcraft.ca

Adults Only Vanilla Minecraft Fun Zone 1.21

Adults, Adventure, camaraderie, Community, Connect, Datapacks, Discord, Donations, Events, Fun, markers, Mature Players, Minecraft, navigation, Performance, Plugins, SECURITY, smp, Trust, Vanilla, Zone

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5578
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179	Emeralds Found:	6266
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Dimension Hops:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Border Expansion	Expanded border to 5K x 5K, with plans for further expansion to 10K x 10K.
Community Events	Participate in various events such as weekly lotteries, Buildathons, and end fights.
Semi-Vanilla SMP	Experience pure Minecraft gameplay with essential plugins for server performance.
No Donations Needed	Server sustains itself without player donations, allowing for a pressure-free gaming experience.
Whitelisted Security	Safe environment for mature players (18+) with a focus on camaraderie and trust.
Dynmap Navigation	Effortlessly navigate with detailed markers using signs on the Dynmap to uncover hidden treasures.

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is the server open to all players?	No, the server is whitelisted and only accessible to mature players aged 18 and above.
Are donations required to play on the server?	No, donations are not needed to play on the server as it sustains itself without financial contributions from players.
How can I join the server?	Visit our Discord server (linked above) to explore plugins, connect with the community, and apply for access to start your adventure.
What kind of events can players participate in?	Players can join weekly lotteries, engage in Buildathons, and gear up for thrilling end fights to showcase their creativity and skills.

Alone vs Black Sheep Minecraft Server

alone, Black, black girl, Companionship, cultural expectations, DATING, Diversity, Individuality, introspection, Loneliness, love, Minecraft, personal choice, Preference, Race, relationships, Self Discovery, self reflection, Server, Settling, Sheep, societal norms, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7559
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Votes:	9735
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	271	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	136
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Are you tired of playing Minecraft all by yourself, just mining away in solitude? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about being alone again! Why settle for a black girl when you can join our server and make friends with a whole community of players who are just as obsessed with building pixelated houses as you are?

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, insane parkour challenges that will make your palms sweat, and secret treasure hunts that will have you digging for diamonds like a madman. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary player who once built a castle made entirely out of TNT. Will you be brave enough to uncover the truth behind this mysterious legend?

So what are you waiting for? Leave behind your lonely single-player world and come join us on our server for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a black girl or two. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into with us!

SmashinSMP: ShouldSheReturn

Characters, Competitive Gaming, fan favorites., Female Characters, Fighting Game, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming franchise, gaming roster, iconic characters, Nintendo, princess peach, Princesses, RETURN, Sequel, ShouldSheReturn, smash bros, SmashinSMP, speculation, super smash bros, video games

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6188
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Chimeras Created:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players are invited to. And rumor has it, Herobrine himself makes an appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens riding on the backs of baby zombies. They roam the land causing havoc and chaos wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their reign of terror? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into Notch himself, sipping on a potion of invisibility and plotting his next big update. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!