ParentalPurgeMC Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ParentalPurgeMC

annoyance, bedtime, complaining, Conflict, disagreement, disturbance, Early, family trip, Friends, Hotel, Late, LEAVING, lights, noise, ParentalPurgeMC, parents, Quiet, resolution, Sleep, tired, wine

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2466
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	427	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Are you tired of dealing with noisy adults who just won’t let you sleep? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own hotel room and kick out any noisy guests who disturb your peace! No more bottles of wine and loud chatter keeping you up at night – just peaceful building and crafting to your heart’s content.

On our server, you can create your own rules and kick out any unwanted visitors who overstay their welcome. No more being called TA for wanting a good night’s sleep – here, you’re the boss of your own hotel room kingdom.

So come join us on our server and build the hotel room of your dreams, where you can finally get a good night’s sleep without any noisy interruptions. Who needs real-life drama when you can escape to a virtual world of peace and tranquility? Join now and say goodbye to noisy adults forever!

FilmGeekMinecraftSMP

cinematic hidden gems, cinematic hidden treasures, FilmGeekMinecraftSMP, forgotten films, hidden cinematic gems, hidden film treasures, hidden gems, hidden movie gems, hidden movie treasures, lesser-known films, obscure movies, overlooked classics, overlooked gems, overlooked movies, sleeper hits, under-the-radar films, underappreciated cinema, underrated films, underrated masterpieces, underrated movies, undiscovered films

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1783
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Animals Bred:	190
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Crops Grown:	8332
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Votes:	3997

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all they do is build and mine all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the admins are actually secret agents trying to save the world from an army of evil chickens. Yes, you heard that right, chickens. But don’t worry, we also have epic quests, insane parkour challenges, and a hidden underground disco club where the villagers like to party. So if you’re looking for a server that’s more like a blockbuster movie than a regular old Minecraft world, come join us and be a part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience!

MineNSFWSecrets

adult content, Confessions, explicit, fantasies, Forbidden, hidden desires, INTIMATE, Kinky, lustful, Men, MineNSFWSecrets, Naughty, NSFW, Personal, Private, reddit, REVEALING, secret, Sexuality, taboo, Uncensored

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3549
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	New Chunks Explored:	669855
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds all day and night with no end in sight? Well, have we got the server for you! Our Minecraft server is like no other, where the creepers are actually friendly and the zombies break out into dance parties.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens and explore hidden dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few surprise mobs). Our NSFW secret? We have a secret underground hot tub where players can relax and unwind after a long day of building and exploring.

So come join us on our server and discover a whole new world of ridiculousness and fun. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a unicorn riding a pig!

NanoMinecraftCreature

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9568
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	132
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

come join our minecraft server where we have creatures the size of a dust grain found hiding in California’s Mono Lake!!! they are so tiny you need a magnifying glass to see them but they are super cute and will be your best minecraft buddies!!! they love to build tiny houses and ride on the back of chickens around the server!!! join now to meet these microscopic marvels and have the tiniest adventures ever!!! 🐔🏠🔬

Just another vanilla server with a fancy name and a sprinkle of spice… stay whitelisted, my friends!

AudioPlayer, Bluemap, build contests, city, Community Projects, cozy cottage, Crafting, Discord, diverse players, Dragon Elytra Drops, enjoy minecraft, Fancy, Friends, global player base, Grief Protection, high-quality community, latest features, like-minded individuals, measures in place, Nether, PVP Event, redstone engineer, Server, server-wide events, Simple VoiceChat, small friendly group, smp, Spice, sprinkle, stay, Updates, Vanilla, vanilla server, Whitelisted

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1186
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Villages Defended:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Holy Grails Found:	4

Ordinary SMP Minecraft Server

Server Information
Version	1.21
Mods
Community Focus	We are a small, friendly group of players who love building, adventuring, and working together on community projects.
Grief Protection	Measures in place to protect builds from griefers

Why Join Us?

Join our active and diverse player base for a fun and community-focused Minecraft experience. Participate in server-wide events and enjoy a high-quality gaming environment.

How to Join

Join us on DISCORD to get started in the Ordinary SMP world!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, the server is vanilla with added mods for extra features.
How do I get whitelisted?	Join our Discord server and follow the instructions provided to get whitelisted.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, we have server-wide events such as PVP contests, build contests, and community projects.

WhineCraft Server: Life Sucks, Let’s Game!

apartment, autistic, Bed.., building, cooked, DESPERATE, Game, hitting on, Lets, Life, normal-ish, people, room, Rude, schizophrenia, senior citizens, Server, shutin, Situation, Social Interaction, social interactions, Socialize, SUCKS, tripcode, WhineCraft, Whining

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	233
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Votes:	5827
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for those who need a break from the senior citizens hitting on them and schizophrenic girls mistaking their aura for homicidal intent.

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing hitting on you is a Creeper, and the only aura you need to worry about is the enchantment on your diamond sword. Build, explore, and unleash your inner creativity in a place where barking at someone is a valid response to flirting.

Come join us on our server, where the only thing cooked is the porkchops you’ll be feasting on after a long day of mining and crafting. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SMPixelatedFlicks – Minecraft SMP

arthouse, black and white films, cinema classics, cinematic masterpieces, classic cinema, film analysis, film appreciation, film buffs, film community, Film Critics, film discussion, film enthusiasts, Film history, film recommendations, Film Reviews, foreign films, independent cinema, Minecraft, movie lovers, post-war films, smp, SMPixelatedFlicks

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5962
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Potions Brewed:	28	Void Armor Forged:	27

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever find! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that those who join our server will have a chance to uncover this treasure and become the richest player in all of Minecraft history!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you have the opportunity to become filthy rich, but you’ll also get to participate in epic battles against a horde of zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens. Yes, you read that right. Giant. Chickens. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a special potion that gives you the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn through the skies of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you on the server, fellow adventurers!

StepSass Minecraft Server

brotherhood, children, coping, DATING, family conflict, family dinner, family dynamics, Grief, Minecraft, Motherhood, overreacting, parenting, relationships, remarriage, resilience, Server, socializing, step-family, StepSass, support network, support system, Therapy, widowed

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9040
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Magic Items Found:	1362
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Emeralds Found:	7412
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Enchantments Applied:	123

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, so this Minecraft server is like a family reunion gone wrong, but in a hilarious way! Picture this: you log on and you’re greeted by a 46-year-old dad who’s slaying zombies with his two sons while juggling therapy sessions and babysitters. It’s a wild ride, let me tell ya!

But wait, it gets better. The dad’s mom and older brother are constantly nagging him to find a new Minecraft partner because apparently, his kids need a mother figure in the game. 🙄 Like, seriously? Can’t a dad and his sons just mine diamonds in peace without all this drama?

And get this, when the dad finally snaps and tells them off, his younger brother chimes in with an “amen” like he’s at a church service. 😂 It’s a whole mess, but in a good way!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s got more family drama than a soap opera, then this is the place to be! Join now for a laugh riot and maybe even pick up some parenting tips along the way. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining? 🤪🎮 #FamilyDramaCraft #MinecraftMadness

MaritalCraft: Rage Quit Edition

anger, Argument, Communication, Conflict Resolution, control, Decision making, Driving, Edition, emotions, escalation, family, Kids, MaritalCraft, Neighborhood, parenting, QUIT, RAGE, relationships, residential street, road rage, Safety, screaming, Spouse, Walking

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4868
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Potions Brewed:	50
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life road rage incidents? Look no further! Join our server and leave all that stress behind as you dive into a world of blocky adventures and pixelated fun.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind after a long day of dealing with crazy drivers and screaming matches. Build your dream house, explore vast landscapes, and maybe even tame a virtual pet pig to keep you company.

And hey, if you ever feel like walking home in a fit of rage, you can do it here without anyone judging you! Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can let loose and be yourself, no matter how ridiculous your actions may seem.

So come join us and leave all that real-world drama behind. Who needs road rage when you can have block rage instead? Join now and let the Minecraft madness begin!

CheaterFinder in Minecraft SMP

CheaterFinder, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6503
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Farms Harvested:	588	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18

Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where drama unfolds like a soap opera!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, you discover your in-game partner has been secretly teaming up with your arch-nemesis to steal all your diamonds! Betrayal, heartbreak, and epic battles await you on our server.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground faction of players who have been hoarding all the rare resources for themselves. Will you join forces with them or take them down in an epic raid?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, join us now! Who knows, you might just uncover a scandal that will make you question everything you thought you knew about your fellow players.

NoMiniMiners

aging without children, alternative paths to parenthood, career focus, childfree lifestyle, childless by choice, downsides of not having kids, emotional impact, family dynamics, financial considerations, freedom to travel, generational legacy, mental health benefits, NoMiniMiners, parenting decisions, personal fulfillment, reasons to have children, relationships without children, Self Discovery, social expectations, societal norms and expectations, societal pressure to have kids

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2486
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Are you tired of living in a world without tiny humans running around causing chaos and destruction? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and experience the joys of virtual parenthood without any of the real-life responsibilities.

Forget about griefers and trolls, the real challenge is trying to keep your pixelated offspring from blowing up your house with TNT or unleashing a horde of zombie pigmen in your village. But hey, at least they’re not asking for college tuition or borrowing your car without permission!

Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft parent, because who needs a social life when you have a virtual family to take care of?