🔥ParentalMedNeglectCraft Minecraft Servers

ParentalMedNeglectCraft

allergic asthma, Apology, asthma, Communication, confusion, emergency room, exaggerating, family, fear of dying, health, Hospital, medical help, misunderstanding, nebulization, overdramatic, ParentalMedNeglectCraft, parents, salbutamol, scolding, tachycardia, Unnecessary

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8746
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Farms Harvested:	229
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for outrageous fun and crazy stories like the time a player built a giant roller coaster that launched players into the sky, or when a group of players formed a llama army to take over the server!

Explore our unique world filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and epic boss battles. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into with your fellow players?

And don’t worry, we won’t scold you for asking for help like some parents might. In fact, we encourage you to speak up if you need assistance or just want to chat with our friendly community of gamers.

So come on, join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, you might just discover a whole new world of fun and excitement.

Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

#53, Anime, Asexuality, Attention, baby-faced, blocky, cope, despise, Dominant, fag, foids, Fujoshits, Fun, Interest, male privilege, meme roleplay, Minecraft, porn addicts, relationship, SECURITY, Server, small bone structure, sperm bank, walk a line

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9301
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	1138	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Dragons Tamed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

Are you tired of feeling like a fag in relationships? Do you want to escape the clutches of weird Fujoshits and porn addicts? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and donate your sperm to the sperm bank to create a future where guys like you can overpopulate the world and reverse the tides of female privilege! With baby-faced avatars and small bone structures, you’ll feel protected and dominant in this virtual world. Say goodbye to walking the line between being used and being ignored by females, and say hello to asexuality and anime coping mechanisms. Don’t be a fag, join our server and let’s make male privilege great again!

Bocchi si C++ Minecraft SMP

Algorithms, Bocchi, c#, Cobol, coding, Common Lisp, computer science, Development, Engineering, IT, JavaScript, KITA, Languages, Minecraft, Nijika, programming, Ryo, scripting, smp, Software Development, Syntax, Technology

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	611
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Mines Excavated:	1815	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us and you’ll be playing alongside Bocchi, who can build a castle in C++ faster than you can say “redstone.” Kita is a master of Common Lisp, using their coding skills to create the most mind-blowing contraptions you’ve ever seen.

But wait, it gets even crazier! Ryo is a wizard with JavaScript, able to summon mobs with just a few lines of code. And Nijika? Well, Nijika is the queen of COBOL, turning the Minecraft world into a retro paradise with punch card-powered farms and pixelated skyscrapers.

So why join this insane Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you battle creepers with coding languages, build epic structures with syntax, and laugh your way through the most ridiculous adventures with a group of programming pros? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join us now!

NoSpeakerPhoneLDR

awkward, basic etiquette, Boundaries, boundaries in relationships, Communication, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, DISRESPECTFUL, family, ignoring, irrational, LDR, long-distance relationship, NoSpeakerPhoneLDR, phone calls, phone etiquette, privacy, relationships, Speakerphone, text messages, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6945
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Crops Grown:	1442	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

Are you tired of feeling like a third wheel in your own relationship? Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee you won’t be put on speakerphone during your virtual dates! No more awkward conversations with your partner’s family while you’re just trying to have a private chat. Plus, if you ever need to vent about your phone etiquette woes, our community is here to support you. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual mom to text with multiple times a week! Join now and say goodbye to speakerphone drama!

NostalgicCraft SMP

bittersweet, Childhood, emotions, longing, Memories, Nostalgia, nostalgic feelings, nostalgic memories, nostalgic moments, nostalgic thoughts, NostalgicCraft, past, reminiscent, reminiscent thoughts, Reminiscing, sentimental, sentimental feelings, sentimental journey, sentimental memories, sentimental moments, smp, wistful

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4751
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Remember that time you accidentally punched a creeper into your friend’s house and blew it up? Or when you tried to ride a pig off a cliff but ended up plummeting to your doom instead? Join our Minecraft SMP for a trip down memory lane filled with chaos, laughter, and epic fails! Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, our server is the perfect place to relive those moments that always make you nostalgic. So grab your pickaxe and come join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous shenanigans and unforgettable memories!

DumpedCraft: Creeper Edition

BETRAYAL, breakup advice, breakup recovery, breakup stories, breakup support, breakup survival, broken heart, coping with breakup, creeper, DUMPED, DumpedCraft, Edition, emotional pain, getting over ex, Healing Process, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, Love Lost, moving on, painful breakup, relationship ending, relationship problems, worst breakup

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7146
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Magic Items Found:	2285
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Have you ever been dumped by getting pushed off a cliff into a pit of lava? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for the most epic breakup stories and crazy adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels. Who needs a boyfriend or girlfriend when you can have a diamond sword and a pet creeper to keep you company? So come on, join us and get ready for a wild ride filled with heartbreak and hilarity!

❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Auction, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, Clans, cs go, Dance, Deathrun, Duels, Egg wars, feelings, football, Friends, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hockey, Hookahs, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, minecraft server, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Pets, Private, promo code, Quake, sex, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spit, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, tops, Transport, weapons, Weddings

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9378
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Meteorites Collected:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	61
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. Friendly admins

3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

Mega.XetaByte.ru

Aqua’s Useless Minecraft Server

anime character, ANNOYING, Aqua, Aqua cosplay, Aqua fan, Aqua friends, Aqua goddess, Aqua haters, Aqua Konosuba, Aqua personality, Aquas, burden, comedic relief, drinking buddy, Entertaining, Fun, low iq, Minecraft, night out, Party, Server, Smelly, useless

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4212
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Zombie Dances:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Come join our Minecraft server and experience the wild and wacky world of Aqua! Sure, she may be a bit useless, smelly, and low-IQ, but imagine the laughs you’ll have as you embark on crazy adventures with her by your side.

Rumor has it that Aqua once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. And don’t even get us started on the time she built a house out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and chaotic as Aqua herself, then look no further. Join us for a night of drinking, laughing, and Minecraft madness that you’ll never forget!

:gt: be me Minecraft SMP

4chan, digital content, funny images, funny pictures, Happiness, humor, internet culture, meme addiction, Meme culture, meme enthusiast, meme generator, meme lover, meme posting, meme sharing, meme sharing group, Minecraft, normie discord, normie memes, Online Community, online humor, smp, social media

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4909
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dimension Hops:	15	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Are you tired of being a normie in your boring old Discord server? Want to be the funniest person in the group without even trying? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to post funny little pictures from 4chan without reading anything! Trust us, it’s the secret to instant popularity and happiness. Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghost who only communicates through meme references. Join now for a chance to meet the legendary memeing ghost and become a meme master yourself!pic related (it’s a spooky meme ghost)

MomCantDriveMC

bad driver, car control, car maintenance, Communication Issues, driving etiquette, driving privileges, driving skills, family conflict, family dynamics, government license, high beams, license qualifications, MomCantDriveMC, nighttime driving, Parental authority, road safety, road visibility, Safety concerns, safety hazards, SUV, vehicle maintenance

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	908
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Mines Excavated:	4339
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Looking for a wild ride? Join our Minecraft server where we promise you won’t encounter any high beams blocking your way! Our server is like driving with your mom, but without the scratches and dings (unless you build them yourself).

We offer the thrill of trying to navigate through a world filled with obstacles, just like trying to get your mom to turn off her high beams. And if you ever feel like calling someone an idiot, our chat is the perfect place to do so (just keep it friendly, folks).

So come join us for an adventure that’s crazier than trying to teach your mom how to turn off her headlights. Who needs a government license when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

KidCraft SMP: Heartwarming Tales

Bonding, children, emotional, family, Heartwarming, heartwarming stories, joy, KidCraft, Kids, love, Memories, parenting, parents, Precious, Proud, proud parents, reddit, sharing, smp, special moments, storytelling, Tales, Uplifting

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6325
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Love Letters Sent:	14
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Votes:	9507	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Are you tired of your kids hogging the computer to play Minecraft all day? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where kids can finally learn valuable life lessons like teamwork, resource management, and how to fend off a horde of angry creepers!

One time, little Timmy built an entire roller coaster in the sky using nothing but dirt and sheer determination. It was a sight to behold until he accidentally launched himself off the tracks and into a pit of lava. But hey, at least he respawned with all his items intact!

And let’s not forget about little Susie, who managed to tame a pack of wild wolves and lead them into battle against a gang of pesky skeletons. It was a fierce showdown, but in the end, Susie emerged victorious and claimed the title of Queen of the Forest.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and watch your kids unleash their creativity in ways you never thought possible. Plus, it’s a great way to keep them entertained while you finally get some peace and quiet to yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!