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Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 9913 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 14 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Star Shards Collected: | 165 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and heartwarming moments as we build, explore, and prank each other in the most ridiculous ways possible. Our server is so welcoming and friendly, you’ll feel like you’re part of a loving family – minus the annoying sibling who always steals your stuff.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the joy of having virtual parents who actually care about your well-being (and might even give you a virtual allowance if you’re lucky)!